Brantholomew McDood
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Brantholomew McDood
@sirbrandood.bsky.social
Gay Dadolotl || Seattle Gayyymer || 97% Cold Brew || Autistic Raccoon || he/him call me Bran

Twitch.tv/SirBrandood
FFX

FFXI

FFXII

*leans in close*
FF13

FFXIV
April 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Yeah I'm gonna sleep tonight why

[starts Xenoblade Chronicles 2]
March 30, 2024 at 2:17 AM
oh god oh fuck
March 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Are you suffering from nausea, splitting headaches, or the ethereal tug from forces beyond corporeal reckoning after a recent trip through [REDACTED]? You may be entitled to damages. Please contact our offices by lighting something on fire. Literally set anything aflame. We'll know.
March 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Every time I drink I forget the rules to one boardgame and take one more step to freedom
March 24, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Shout-out to my neighbor who got two cats, didn't spay or neuter them for years, then just kicked them out. Anyways I'm about to have kittens oh God
March 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
"I love going outside" as in I love the part when I get to come back inside
March 20, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Big Koop doodle
March 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Idk I just think we can all appreciate the PURE HOMOSEXUAL TENSION between Dr. Quint and Matt Hooper at the end of every game on the Jaws pinball table
March 19, 2024 at 6:37 PM
New fitness goals: I just want to be fast enough to outrun a zom and strong enough to hammer throw cute men into the bay (flirtatiously)
March 18, 2024 at 4:46 PM
gamer cat
March 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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Me and who
March 16, 2024 at 4:15 PM
At the gay bar like "wait there's pinball? yeah you're cute sure but like I have quarters for a reason so have a great night :)"
March 16, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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My TL did a thing 😭💀
March 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Every time there's a steam sale I can hear my backlog screaming
March 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
"well I'm autistic and I can read the room just fine" doesn't work the way you think it does
March 12, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Tired: my cat can do no wrong

Wired: my cat will absolutely do wrong but I will support him because he is the best boy and we are all beneath him
March 9, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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happy international women's days
March 8, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I had a great fucking day
March 5, 2024 at 5:28 AM
FALLING OUT WITH A BOY
March 4, 2024 at 10:50 PM
if you have a crush on me you may be entitled to damages, please contact us your local offices for reimbursement
If you have a crush on me you’re gay
if you have a crush on me i'm really sorry about the turn your life has taken and i hope you pull out of it soon 🫂
March 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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When not impersonating a jelly donut, the Eastern red bat controls insect pest populations like gypsy moths, cutworms, coneworms, and tent caterpillars.

Therefore: do not eat the crunchy, fuzzy, squeaky donut.
March 3, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Lifehack: sparkles make it better
✨stress✨
✨anxiety✨
✨depression✨
✨the horse from Never Ending Story✨
March 3, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Phone: You may encounter freezing conditions today

My Brain: hi I'd like a cold brew please
March 2, 2024 at 7:38 PM