Fire Sirianni
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I write skeets for me, f*ck what you like.
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Fire Sirianni
@skolbear.bsky.social
· Nov 17
It’s BEEN skeets
You’re trapped in here with US
You’re trapped in here with US
If you weren't here before the Brazilians, you have less than 0 authority on this app. Skeet on.
Good. Now extrapolate this point out to the power 5 getting walked into the playoffs regardless of outcomes.
When did everyone decide conference championship games are bonus games? What’s the point if they don’t have stakes?
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Good. Now extrapolate this point out to the power 5 getting walked into the playoffs regardless of outcomes.
I'm aspiring to eliminate all apps that think its okay to throw up a prompt or announce something when I open it.
My wrapped is not breaking news.
I'm never upgrading to premium YT. Ever.
Be gone, contrivances to get me invested in your brand. I hope your CEO's choke on assorted nuts.
My wrapped is not breaking news.
I'm never upgrading to premium YT. Ever.
Be gone, contrivances to get me invested in your brand. I hope your CEO's choke on assorted nuts.
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm aspiring to eliminate all apps that think its okay to throw up a prompt or announce something when I open it.
My wrapped is not breaking news.
I'm never upgrading to premium YT. Ever.
Be gone, contrivances to get me invested in your brand. I hope your CEO's choke on assorted nuts.
My wrapped is not breaking news.
I'm never upgrading to premium YT. Ever.
Be gone, contrivances to get me invested in your brand. I hope your CEO's choke on assorted nuts.
And not one of you has thanked me for coining it. Wild.
Dictionary.com’s word of the year is “6-7,” a Gen Alpha slang term with no actual definition.
Oxford’s word of the year is “rage bait” and Cambridge picked "parasocial."
Together, they paint a picture of digital nihilism. https://buff.ly/53z5RCh
Oxford’s word of the year is “rage bait” and Cambridge picked "parasocial."
Together, they paint a picture of digital nihilism. https://buff.ly/53z5RCh
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And not one of you has thanked me for coining it. Wild.
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1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
And I'm expected to what? Clap? When this guy gets to the plate?
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And I'm expected to what? Clap? When this guy gets to the plate?
He's correct. He just has no idea that he's like 7th in line.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He's correct. He just has no idea that he's like 7th in line.
The intro to Weeds was so ridiculously ahead of its time man.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The intro to Weeds was so ridiculously ahead of its time man.
Also, if you love soccer and plan to root medium/hard for the U.S. in the World Cup, consider aborting now because I'm not gonna have the restraint to not post about how every governing member of FIFA should be pushed into a volcano
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Also, if you love soccer and plan to root medium/hard for the U.S. in the World Cup, consider aborting now because I'm not gonna have the restraint to not post about how every governing member of FIFA should be pushed into a volcano
Just wait until the competition between Netflix and Microsoft as they pour billions into ventures they don't understand because share price dictates every action.
Another L for antitrust in the era of American fascism.
Another L for antitrust in the era of American fascism.
Netflix, which has no idea what to do with video games, could own more video games
aftermath.site/netflix-games-...
aftermath.site/netflix-games-...
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just wait until the competition between Netflix and Microsoft as they pour billions into ventures they don't understand because share price dictates every action.
Another L for antitrust in the era of American fascism.
Another L for antitrust in the era of American fascism.
Is he the one responsible for murdering iOS over the last decade or is he just the one changing layouts and cashing a check?
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Is he the one responsible for murdering iOS over the last decade or is he just the one changing layouts and cashing a check?
First N*T skeeter of 2026 has been eliminated. Started early.
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
First N*T skeeter of 2026 has been eliminated. Started early.
It's okay, Chip Kelly told me that was a winning formula.
The #Eagles defense has played an alarming number of snaps (275) over the last four games.
The 47 first-half snaps they played vs. the Bears was the most any defense has played in a first half this year.
That and more takeaways here: allphly.com/five-eagles-...
The 47 first-half snaps they played vs. the Bears was the most any defense has played in a first half this year.
That and more takeaways here: allphly.com/five-eagles-...
Five Eagles takeaways: Nick Sirianni stands by Kevin Patullo and making sense of the leaky run defense - PHLY Sports
The Eagles are still one day away from reconvening at the NovaCare Complex in earnest, but there is plenty to unpack surrounding this team in the meantime.
allphly.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It's okay, Chip Kelly told me that was a winning formula.
Oh if Jim McGreevey is back you can stick a fork in the modern democratic party.
Early results in Jersey City: James Solomon, the more progressive candidate, is crushing former governor Jim McGreevey 69% to 31% with the first batch (7K votes).
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Oh if Jim McGreevey is back you can stick a fork in the modern democratic party.
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Kevin Patullo is gonna go 11- 6 and lose in the divisional round with one of the best rosters ever assembled. And everybody's gonna stand around and let it happen.
Brutal.
Brutal.
September 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kevin Patullo is gonna go 11- 6 and lose in the divisional round with one of the best rosters ever assembled. And everybody's gonna stand around and let it happen.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Goodbye Nick. You went out in the most embarassing way possible: the exact same way as your predecessor.
Sirianni says Kevin Patullo is still the play caller.
Nick Sirianni, asked if there have been any changes, basically doesn’t answer.
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Goodbye Nick. You went out in the most embarassing way possible: the exact same way as your predecessor.
College football is a sport to me the same way that any X Games event is a sport to me.
You can call something the championship, but at the end of the day the recipe to winning it is too stupid for me to invest in emotionally or even take vaguely seriously.
You can call something the championship, but at the end of the day the recipe to winning it is too stupid for me to invest in emotionally or even take vaguely seriously.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
College football is a sport to me the same way that any X Games event is a sport to me.
You can call something the championship, but at the end of the day the recipe to winning it is too stupid for me to invest in emotionally or even take vaguely seriously.
You can call something the championship, but at the end of the day the recipe to winning it is too stupid for me to invest in emotionally or even take vaguely seriously.
I'm dead serious. Put the fucking NYT on my timeline in 2026. See how fast that block is laid out.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm dead serious. Put the fucking NYT on my timeline in 2026. See how fast that block is laid out.
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Maybe think before you release the agents press release next time lmao
What an unfortunate situation. Frank Ragnow fails his physical.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Maybe think before you release the agents press release next time lmao
Always embarassing when the educated enable fascism and then use a bunch of big words to sell you on the notion that they aren't simply enabling fascism.
That degree used to mean something lol.
That degree used to mean something lol.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Always embarassing when the educated enable fascism and then use a bunch of big words to sell you on the notion that they aren't simply enabling fascism.
That degree used to mean something lol.
That degree used to mean something lol.
Nick Sirianni wasted 2 years of AJ Brown's prime with his hubris. The fact that you handcuffed him and won a championship in between those years means nothing. You fired Doug for this. Go find another stooge.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nick Sirianni wasted 2 years of AJ Brown's prime with his hubris. The fact that you handcuffed him and won a championship in between those years means nothing. You fired Doug for this. Go find another stooge.
Time for the beat reporters to actually ask a real question, huh?
After today's performance, the Eagles offense ranks 28th in success rate.
They are producing a positive play at a lower rate than offenses like the Saints and the Jets.
It's the worst offensive success rate for an Eagles team through Week 13 in the last 20 years.
They are producing a positive play at a lower rate than offenses like the Saints and the Jets.
It's the worst offensive success rate for an Eagles team through Week 13 in the last 20 years.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Time for the beat reporters to actually ask a real question, huh?
Howie Roseman wears this dogshit too btw.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Howie Roseman wears this dogshit too btw.
9 points lmao. Fire the entire offensive staff.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
9 points lmao. Fire the entire offensive staff.
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Really can’t come up with a better summation of the economy than companies arguing that it isn’t illegal to break the law when you use tech
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Really can’t come up with a better summation of the economy than companies arguing that it isn’t illegal to break the law when you use tech