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Eowyn (they/them)
@slayereowyn.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, queer, nerd, immigrant, too old for this shit

Minors pls DNI, I have nothing of interest for you
Polícia confirmou que logo após liberar o gato o mesmo foi visto miando para a porta pelo lado de fora
Alô Central, ‘Perigo' Afastado 🐈‍⬛

A polícia da Turquia atendeu ao alarme em um banco da cidade de Aydin e descobriu que ele tinha sido disparado por um gatinho.

Na "cena do crime", encontraram o felino miando na porta sem conseguir sair.

Ele foi prontamente "libertado" pelas autoridades.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ainda não consegui absorver o fato de q minha irmã tá na antártica nesse momento
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Yeah, this time of the year i'm offering my services as 2d artist again, for a personalized gift for the holidays or any need possible.

Just dm me
COMMISSIONS OPEN!
Hey! Nice to meet you: I'm João Miranda, aka Shinjoão, I've been working 100% freelance since the beginning of the pandemic and my focus is on drawing for a young, geek and otaku audience, but with a touch of black identity!

Form below for order!
forms.gle/WCraqCq5saYt...

#brart
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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uma dica pra quem não consegue ainda devolver o constrangimento na mesma medida é pedir pra falar ou perguntar de novo "não entendi o q vc disse, poderia repetir?" olhando assim 👁️👁️ pra pessoa
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Vcs q estão me lendo me façam um favor e nunca casem com um cara q vc conheceu numa viagem 4 meses antes
Desconfiem mais ainda se ele tentar te convencer q é old money europeu (esses são mais malandros q mto carioca, cuidado)
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Falando em besteira, eu hj assisti uma live de 4 horas pra acompanhar a treta quase completa de uma moça no tiktok q mddc
As pessoas cara
Elas não estão bem não
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I have also been going through some very rough years since the plague started so I’m gonna hold on to anything nice I can rn
These silly people on the screen help keep me sane
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m not commenting a lot about the mighty nein animated here bc most of my thoughts are just full of spoilers for those who never saw the stream and I am thriving on watching all the blind reactions too much to ruin it for everyone
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Manaus, na pandemia.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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conheça "devil's trumpet" o novo projeto do cineasta ari aster para a produtora a24. na trama, um homem com distúrbio de soluço é perseguido por um trompetista colocando em xeque sua percepção do tempo e a fronteira entre o real e imaginário
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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O profissionalismo, o comprometimento, a disciplina, o trompete!
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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chegar no parente bolsonarista e dizer "vc viu que o jair finalmente saiu da prisão domiciliar?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Get ready, folks: Brazilian BlueSky's gonna be LIT today.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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A cena
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Acordei com uma notícia boa dessas mddc
To quase fazendo como no carnaval e já começar os trabalhos no café da manhã pra comemorar
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If there is one thing I would love for everyone outside of Brazil to learn from Bolsonaro going to jail (finally!) is that for months and months now there is a single trumpet player that follows him around playing a mix of the funeral march and another made specifically for his arrest
habemus vídeo do nosso trompetista começando os trabalhos
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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O Plantão da Globo que o país inteiro sonhou! BOLSONARO PRESO!

Comemora, Brasil! GRANDE DIA!
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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🎶 CHEGOU FIM DE SEMANA TODO MUNDO VAI SAIR 🎶

🎶 SÓ NÃO VAI JAIR 🎶

🎶 SÓ NÃO VAI JAIR 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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"Só saio preso, morto ou com a vitória"

Perdeu, foi preso e tamo aí na expectativa
September 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Hey.
If you feel like doing a re-read on Side Quested, may I suggest you do it on Tapas?

tapas.io/series/SideQ...

Seriously. We're still on that "Creators Bonus Program", which means we make some $ with views there!
Read Side Quested | Tapas Web Community
Your home for the world’s most exciting and diverse web comics and novels. Discover stories you’ll love from all genres, only on Tapas!
tapas.io
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Pra quem mora no BR: o PROCON exige que o preço na Black Friday seja o menor dos últimos 30 dias. Se você consegue comprovar que isso não é verdade, denuncie. Vale print do site, print/link de post, print ou foto de anúncio. Você não ganha nada, mas a marca pode se ferrar e pagar multa.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That adhd thing when you have to do something at a very specific time and date and instead of setting up an alarm as a reminder you just tell yourself you’ll absolutely 100% remember on time

(You never do, please stop listening to that voice in your head saying this, they are *lying*)
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Once again suffering from the consequences of my own actions smh
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey people!
After many years I can finally share the good news, and ask people in my life if they are interested in watching the mighty nein animation ❤️🥰
If you have, PLEASE, come talk to me about it, these assholes have been my special interest since 2019 (I think? @alepresser.com probably knows)
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The Mighty Nein S1E1 Full Episode “Mote of Possibility” | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM