SMBC comic Bot
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A bot for BlueSky that posts SMBC comics and shows the alt text.
By @perevillega.com
By @perevillega.com
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Full Dive
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/full-dive
In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/full-dive
In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Full Dive
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/full-dive
In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/full-dive
In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-3
Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-3
Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-3
Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-3
Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ardent
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent
He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent
He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ardent
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent
He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent
He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moneychanger
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneychanger
Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneychanger
Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moneychanger
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneychanger
Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneychanger
Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curse
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curse
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ha
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ha-2
Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ha-2
Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ha
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ha-2
Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ha-2
Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Socrates
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/socrates
Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/socrates
Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Socrates
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/socrates
Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/socrates
Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste
I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste
I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste
I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste
I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Private
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/private
The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/private
The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Private
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/private
The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/private
The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flavor
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flavor
Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flavor
Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flavor
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flavor
Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flavor
Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - French
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french
For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french
For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - French
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french
For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french
For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nothing-3
Okay, SOME of the comics are autobiographical.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nothing-3
Okay, SOME of the comics are autobiographical.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nothing-3
Okay, SOME of the comics are autobiographical.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nothing-3
Okay, SOME of the comics are autobiographical.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - It
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/it
Based on an ad I saw on reddit that was substantially worse.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/it
Based on an ad I saw on reddit that was substantially worse.
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - It
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/it
Based on an ad I saw on reddit that was substantially worse.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/it
Based on an ad I saw on reddit that was substantially worse.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Friend
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend
What's really sad is he already bought a selection of nail polishes, knowing he didn't even have nails.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend
What's really sad is he already bought a selection of nail polishes, knowing he didn't even have nails.
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Friend
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend
What's really sad is he already bought a selection of nail polishes, knowing he didn't even have nails.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend
What's really sad is he already bought a selection of nail polishes, knowing he didn't even have nails.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-9
Later they attack the Buddhist and keep asking what is the sound of one hand slapping.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-9
Later they attack the Buddhist and keep asking what is the sound of one hand slapping.
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-9
Later they attack the Buddhist and keep asking what is the sound of one hand slapping.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-9
Later they attack the Buddhist and keep asking what is the sound of one hand slapping.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Just
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/just
Because the null hypothesis is you're an empiricISN'T.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/just
Because the null hypothesis is you're an empiricISN'T.
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Just
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/just
Because the null hypothesis is you're an empiricISN'T.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/just
Because the null hypothesis is you're an empiricISN'T.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mime
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mime-2
Stop crying real tears! Mimes pretend!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mime-2
Stop crying real tears! Mimes pretend!
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mime
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mime-2
Stop crying real tears! Mimes pretend!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mime-2
Stop crying real tears! Mimes pretend!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trad
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trad
For the record, I am copyrighting this lifestyle. Anyone doing it owes me one (1) banjolele.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trad
For the record, I am copyrighting this lifestyle. Anyone doing it owes me one (1) banjolele.
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trad
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trad
For the record, I am copyrighting this lifestyle. Anyone doing it owes me one (1) banjolele.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trad
For the record, I am copyrighting this lifestyle. Anyone doing it owes me one (1) banjolele.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fertile
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fertile
Thank for the dense meals of carbohydrates and protein, offspring!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fertile
Thank for the dense meals of carbohydrates and protein, offspring!
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fertile
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fertile
Thank for the dense meals of carbohydrates and protein, offspring!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fertile
Thank for the dense meals of carbohydrates and protein, offspring!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unified
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unified-2
10 points to anyone who tries this argument in real life.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unified-2
10 points to anyone who tries this argument in real life.
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unified
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unified-2
10 points to anyone who tries this argument in real life.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unified-2
10 points to anyone who tries this argument in real life.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rare
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rare
It works when you bang humans together the right way!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rare
It works when you bang humans together the right way!
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rare
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rare
It works when you bang humans together the right way!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rare
It works when you bang humans together the right way!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beep
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beep-2
This is gonna be way funnier in 2035
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beep-2
This is gonna be way funnier in 2035
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beep
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beep-2
This is gonna be way funnier in 2035
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beep-2
This is gonna be way funnier in 2035
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fuzz
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz
We're still okay for making sauce.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz
We're still okay for making sauce.
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fuzz
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz
We're still okay for making sauce.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz
We're still okay for making sauce.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frequency
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frequency-2
At first they fear that the antenna is a probe, but after about thirty minutes they wish it was merely probe day.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frequency-2
At first they fear that the antenna is a probe, but after about thirty minutes they wish it was merely probe day.
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frequency
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frequency-2
At first they fear that the antenna is a probe, but after about thirty minutes they wish it was merely probe day.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frequency-2
At first they fear that the antenna is a probe, but after about thirty minutes they wish it was merely probe day.