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Memorizing someone’s phone number these days is actually pretty incredible that is putting in so much effort in any relationship
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yes, I think you’re hot
And yes, I mean you

— Michael Robert Neal
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My toxic trait is that I think Elon Musk is hot and even I cannot explain why and I swear it cannot be the money I am lonely and have plenty of time on my hands
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Disrespecting one’s choosen favorite Pokémon team is like an actually meaningful thing to some people god I thought I could trust you
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Everyone I am in a very social mood tonight so I am sending so many memes to so many people I apologize in advance I thought they were funny and wanted to share the joy of laughter god forbid
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
True crime documentaries taught me that even murderers can find true love so why the hell am I still single
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
How am I supposed to meet men? Men are becoming entirely too anti-social and it’s a well known phenomena
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Chainsaw Man is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Chainsaw Man is so good I’m seeing it again for a third time and I just saw the last showing before this one
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Go see Chainsaw Man it’s really good
October 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Go see Chainsaw Man in theatres it’s so good you want to see it on the big scene and nothing else
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chainsaw Man movie today ⛓️🪚⛓️
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The dear weird ear-deer fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer. The dear weird ear-deer likes to leer at the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer since it fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer.

— Michael Robert Neal
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I feel healthier after seeing #JohnMulaney perform live in #Detroit
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
October 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I laughed better
because of him (#JohnMulaney live in #Detroit )

My laughing got better
As in I think he (#JohnMulaney live in #Detroit ) improved my laughter

Quite a bit.

— Michael Robert Neal
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just got done seeing #JohnMulaney in #Detroit . . .

. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.

And I genuinely mean that.
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What’s the best purchase you’ve ever made?
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Best and most underrated snack EVER
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Garlic scented lotion, someone make it happen
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So many things happened in Demon Sayer: Infinity Castle they couldn’t even fit it in one movie
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I can smell the cold;
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly

*sniff, sniff*

— Michael Robert Neal
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM