cansofworms
@snipsnipbloop.bsky.social
Memorizing someone’s phone number these days is actually pretty incredible that is putting in so much effort in any relationship
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Memorizing someone’s phone number these days is actually pretty incredible that is putting in so much effort in any relationship
Yes, I think you’re hot
And yes, I mean you
— Michael Robert Neal
And yes, I mean you
— Michael Robert Neal
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Yes, I think you’re hot
And yes, I mean you
— Michael Robert Neal
And yes, I mean you
— Michael Robert Neal
My toxic trait is that I think Elon Musk is hot and even I cannot explain why and I swear it cannot be the money I am lonely and have plenty of time on my hands
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My toxic trait is that I think Elon Musk is hot and even I cannot explain why and I swear it cannot be the money I am lonely and have plenty of time on my hands
Disrespecting one’s choosen favorite Pokémon team is like an actually meaningful thing to some people god I thought I could trust you
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Disrespecting one’s choosen favorite Pokémon team is like an actually meaningful thing to some people god I thought I could trust you
Everyone I am in a very social mood tonight so I am sending so many memes to so many people I apologize in advance I thought they were funny and wanted to share the joy of laughter god forbid
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Everyone I am in a very social mood tonight so I am sending so many memes to so many people I apologize in advance I thought they were funny and wanted to share the joy of laughter god forbid
True crime documentaries taught me that even murderers can find true love so why the hell am I still single
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
True crime documentaries taught me that even murderers can find true love so why the hell am I still single
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
How am I supposed to meet men? Men are becoming entirely too anti-social and it’s a well known phenomena
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
How am I supposed to meet men? Men are becoming entirely too anti-social and it’s a well known phenomena
Chainsaw Man is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Chainsaw Man is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
Chainsaw Man is so good I’m seeing it again for a third time and I just saw the last showing before this one
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Chainsaw Man is so good I’m seeing it again for a third time and I just saw the last showing before this one
Go see Chainsaw Man it’s really good
October 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Go see Chainsaw Man it’s really good
Go see Chainsaw Man in theatres it’s so good you want to see it on the big scene and nothing else
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Go see Chainsaw Man in theatres it’s so good you want to see it on the big scene and nothing else
Chainsaw Man movie today ⛓️🪚⛓️
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Chainsaw Man movie today ⛓️🪚⛓️
The dear weird ear-deer fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer. The dear weird ear-deer likes to leer at the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer since it fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer.
— Michael Robert Neal
— Michael Robert Neal
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The dear weird ear-deer fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer. The dear weird ear-deer likes to leer at the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer since it fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer.
— Michael Robert Neal
— Michael Robert Neal
I feel healthier after seeing #JohnMulaney perform live in #Detroit
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I feel healthier after seeing #JohnMulaney perform live in #Detroit
Just got done seeing #JohnMulaney in #Detroit . . .
. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.
And I genuinely mean that.
. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.
And I genuinely mean that.
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just got done seeing #JohnMulaney in #Detroit . . .
. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.
And I genuinely mean that.
. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.
And I genuinely mean that.
What’s the best purchase you’ve ever made?
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What’s the best purchase you’ve ever made?
Best and most underrated snack EVER
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Best and most underrated snack EVER
Garlic scented lotion, someone make it happen
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Garlic scented lotion, someone make it happen
So many things happened in Demon Sayer: Infinity Castle they couldn’t even fit it in one movie
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So many things happened in Demon Sayer: Infinity Castle they couldn’t even fit it in one movie
I can smell the cold;
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly
*sniff, sniff*
— Michael Robert Neal
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly
*sniff, sniff*
— Michael Robert Neal
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I can smell the cold;
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly
*sniff, sniff*
— Michael Robert Neal
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly
*sniff, sniff*
— Michael Robert Neal