Abraham Newman
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Abraham Newman
@spacecowpoke.bsky.social
Proud Texan. 34 years young. Recently promoted as official space cowboy at @viaticusinc.bsky.social!
might get a lil quiet on my end. just have to keep my eyes on the road.
July 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay, to wish you a #HappyPrideMonth!
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sorry for the absence! I wanted to wish ya'll a happy #Easter, but was feelin a lil chicken 🐣
April 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Sunday! Had the pleasure of goin down to the gun range and testin out prototypes with my buddy. How many can say they love their job as much as I do? 🤠🛰️

#viaticus #analoghorror #spacecowboy
January 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital?

Because he has private elf care! Happy Holidays ya’ll 🎅
December 26, 2024 at 8:38 PM
What does a cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?

Yeet Haw!
December 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Here’s a Thanksgiving one for ya’ll! What do you call a baker who only makes pies?

The Pie-oneer.
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Why do cowboys like dachshunds?

Because they like to get a long little doggie.
November 28, 2024 at 10:57 AM