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card-monkey and general gaming enjoyer
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card-monkey and general gaming enjoyer
well that’s fucking wild to see with no context
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
well that’s fucking wild to see with no context
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Has this been posted yet
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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high energy gender physics
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
high energy gender physics
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Going to get and cure autism over the break
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Going to get and cure autism over the break
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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I will absolutely slander that Mickey Mouse TCG
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I will absolutely slander that Mickey Mouse TCG
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I mean, having to decide which of the prequels was best is kind of like having your medieval torturer ask if you'd prefer a smoking rack or a non-smoking rack
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I mean, having to decide which of the prequels was best is kind of like having your medieval torturer ask if you'd prefer a smoking rack or a non-smoking rack
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Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
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My pussy tap sac search for a basic call that fabled passage
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My pussy tap sac search for a basic call that fabled passage
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Sci-Fi author: I created the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
July 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sci-Fi author: I created the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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I find it curious that Ho-Oh, the legendary phoenix pokemon, a symbol of resurrection and reincarnation, shares its name with what looks like two hydroxyl groups...hmm, interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I find it curious that Ho-Oh, the legendary phoenix pokemon, a symbol of resurrection and reincarnation, shares its name with what looks like two hydroxyl groups...hmm, interesting.
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i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
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"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"
Democrat Congressman Puts All Cards In One Pile For Opponent's Fact or Fiction | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C. - As the government begins to return to work following the longest government shutdown on record, many returning politicians are starting up their Magic: The Gathering play groups aga...
commandersherald.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"
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The X-Men
August 3, 2023 at 5:29 PM
The X-Men
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r/MTGVorthos collectively added flavor text to the Omenpaths cards and damn did they have some pussies to pop on this one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
r/MTGVorthos collectively added flavor text to the Omenpaths cards and damn did they have some pussies to pop on this one.
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
for 7-drop Saturday it can only be
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
for 7-drop Saturday it can only be
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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The phrase "Fujoshi Hillary Clinton" is bouncing around my brain like a DVD logo
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The phrase "Fujoshi Hillary Clinton" is bouncing around my brain like a DVD logo