Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag.
Not single. Not interested.
Not single. Not interested.
Pinned
Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink"
Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
If I was an animal I'd totally be an ambush predator.
*ambushes your custard*
See? Nailed it.
*ambushes your custard*
See? Nailed it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If I was an animal I'd totally be an ambush predator.
*ambushes your custard*
See? Nailed it.
*ambushes your custard*
See? Nailed it.
Age yourself with gaming.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
Beach chicken conference in the garden, lads...
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Beach chicken conference in the garden, lads...
@craftycow.bsky.social Happy birthday Moo, hope it's aces 🥳
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
@craftycow.bsky.social Happy birthday Moo, hope it's aces 🥳
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?
Just fell asleep doing my back stretch, if anyone's wondering how badly this last cold kicked my arse.
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just fell asleep doing my back stretch, if anyone's wondering how badly this last cold kicked my arse.
RUN OUT OF CUSTARD. LIVID.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
RUN OUT OF CUSTARD. LIVID.
When they show the final montage and they're all mates and it's so damn wholesome 😭😭
#GBBO
#GBBO
a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
ALT: a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When they show the final montage and they're all mates and it's so damn wholesome 😭😭
#GBBO
#GBBO
Hot apple crumble and cold custard, if anyone wants to join me in punching Tuesday squarely up the piss hole.
Not you.
Not you.
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hot apple crumble and cold custard, if anyone wants to join me in punching Tuesday squarely up the piss hole.
Not you.
Not you.
This account smells like custard, Chanel no 5 and blackcurrant lemsip.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This account smells like custard, Chanel no 5 and blackcurrant lemsip.
Just swept the front step, then had a corned beef sarnie, like it's the 1940s or summat.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Just swept the front step, then had a corned beef sarnie, like it's the 1940s or summat.
What's it like inside your head?
a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars on the door
ALT: a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars on the door
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What's it like inside your head?
We've watched all three maze runner films today, like a right pair of lazy baggages 😁
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We've watched all three maze runner films today, like a right pair of lazy baggages 😁
*Enters abandoned shopping mall with a small group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse*
Group leader: Let's split up and gather what we need, essentials only, we travel light.
Me returning with armfuls of crockery and Gisela Graham table linens: WHUT?
Group leader: Let's split up and gather what we need, essentials only, we travel light.
Me returning with armfuls of crockery and Gisela Graham table linens: WHUT?
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
*Enters abandoned shopping mall with a small group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse*
Group leader: Let's split up and gather what we need, essentials only, we travel light.
Me returning with armfuls of crockery and Gisela Graham table linens: WHUT?
Group leader: Let's split up and gather what we need, essentials only, we travel light.
Me returning with armfuls of crockery and Gisela Graham table linens: WHUT?
🥳I think I'm on the mend. First morning in 2 weeks that I haven't had to bring up 3 pints of olive green snot and mucus out of my various orificeseseses.
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
🥳I think I'm on the mend. First morning in 2 weeks that I haven't had to bring up 3 pints of olive green snot and mucus out of my various orificeseseses.
Strangulated piles
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Strangulated piles
Awww Prue 🩷 Back with your beloved Tim 🥺
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Awww Prue 🩷 Back with your beloved Tim 🥺
Reposted by Moo
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I'm not taking my pin badges market any more because daughter's got her own designs so there's LOADS gone on my website for £3 each plus p&p.
Pls note these aren't made by me, it's stock carefully chosen cos they're cool.
#StockingFillers
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I'm not taking my pin badges market any more because daughter's got her own designs so there's LOADS gone on my website for £3 each plus p&p.
Pls note these aren't made by me, it's stock carefully chosen cos they're cool.
#StockingFillers
merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/category/pin...
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I'm not taking my pin badges market any more because daughter's got her own designs so there's LOADS gone on my website for £3 each plus p&p.
Pls note these aren't made by me, it's stock carefully chosen cos they're cool.
#StockingFillers
merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/category/pin...
I'm not taking my pin badges market any more because daughter's got her own designs so there's LOADS gone on my website for £3 each plus p&p.
Pls note these aren't made by me, it's stock carefully chosen cos they're cool.
#StockingFillers
merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/category/pin...
Surprised they didn't have to flash up "this competition is now closed" on that segment for all the dense almonds who'd try to enter.
#totp
#totp
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Surprised they didn't have to flash up "this competition is now closed" on that segment for all the dense almonds who'd try to enter.
#totp
#totp