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if no one else got me, i know cheem when i have a cheem album on my 5x5 friday got me
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
if no one else got me, i know cheem when i have a cheem album on my 5x5 friday got me
happy 5x5 friday yet again
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
happy 5x5 friday yet again
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Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
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opening a swiss bank account and depositing $600
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
opening a swiss bank account and depositing $600
emo split ep titled “what is this, a crossover episode?”
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
emo split ep titled “what is this, a crossover episode?”
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Charlie Brown, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I pulled the football thirty-five minutes ago.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Charlie Brown, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I pulled the football thirty-five minutes ago.
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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I'm jorkin my peanits 🤣(from meme)
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm jorkin my peanits 🤣(from meme)
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taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
it’s so crazy that one of the more notable online transphobes is a guy who tried to become korean
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it’s so crazy that one of the more notable online transphobes is a guy who tried to become korean
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posting is really like being in one big improv troupe only that a lot of the members suck at improv. so yeah basically a normal improv troupe
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
posting is really like being in one big improv troupe only that a lot of the members suck at improv. so yeah basically a normal improv troupe
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“me too!”
“me three!”
“me five!”
“me seven!”
“no no, it was supposed to be 8 for the fibonacci sequence!”
“oh, oh no!! i thought we were doing primes”
“me three!”
“me five!”
“me seven!”
“no no, it was supposed to be 8 for the fibonacci sequence!”
“oh, oh no!! i thought we were doing primes”
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
“me too!”
“me three!”
“me five!”
“me seven!”
“no no, it was supposed to be 8 for the fibonacci sequence!”
“oh, oh no!! i thought we were doing primes”
“me three!”
“me five!”
“me seven!”
“no no, it was supposed to be 8 for the fibonacci sequence!”
“oh, oh no!! i thought we were doing primes”
sorry for missing 5x5 friday last week :(
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sorry for missing 5x5 friday last week :(
ww2 allied solider who accidentally had his newspaper upside down when his group took their “hitler dead” photo
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ww2 allied solider who accidentally had his newspaper upside down when his group took their “hitler dead” photo
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It’s time. The world is ready for a sexy pillsbury dough boy
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s time. The world is ready for a sexy pillsbury dough boy
emo song about not growing up called “Next Time on Arrested Development”
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
emo song about not growing up called “Next Time on Arrested Development”
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
“shit, these edibles ain’t”
*45 minutes later*
“have i been actively impeding my fellow jedis’ ability to understand me?”
*45 minutes later*
“have i been actively impeding my fellow jedis’ ability to understand me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
“shit, these edibles ain’t”
*45 minutes later*
“have i been actively impeding my fellow jedis’ ability to understand me?”
*45 minutes later*
“have i been actively impeding my fellow jedis’ ability to understand me?”
maybe this is just something wrong with who i am as a person but i just finished how i met your mother and i don't care that they broke up barney & robin so ted could end up with robin at the end. felt nothing for barney and robin as a couple, and they telegraphed her & ted the whole show
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
maybe this is just something wrong with who i am as a person but i just finished how i met your mother and i don't care that they broke up barney & robin so ted could end up with robin at the end. felt nothing for barney and robin as a couple, and they telegraphed her & ted the whole show
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Every other use of "This is a fake show inside of 30 Rock" is inadequate next to that
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Every other use of "This is a fake show inside of 30 Rock" is inadequate next to that
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guy googling the word "epstein" with no other qualifiers
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
guy googling the word "epstein" with no other qualifiers