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SIR KEIR RODNEY STARMER
is

Ian Fleming's
James Bond
007

in

I'VE FUCKED IT!
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
these people are the dumbest sacks of believe-nothings in the world
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
all i want to do is jork my peanootis and keir starmer says "no!'
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
no wait the funniest outcome: kieth runs again on his 2020 leadership pledges hahaha. "okay guys seriously i'm fr this time"
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
starting every meeting today announcing loudly and squeakily: "we love mister kieth starmer don't we folks?" everyone politely looks away
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
funniest outcome is kieth winning a protracted leadership contest against wes and ed miliband or whatever
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
the reality is they really don't know what they're doing and there's nothing in this project except self-promotion and left kicking
I am hearing that - contrary to what we said previously - Morgan may not in fact be a brilliant political tactician with an enormous pulsating Mekon brain and his finger on the pulse of public opinion
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
indeed, indeed but let us consider... is Wes Streeting the type of politician this country is crying out for? Desperately on its hands and knees and screaming in the streets? Incredibly: no.
That may be so, but is Streeting an effective communicator with the personality, charisma and charm needed to break through the Whitehall miasma and present a credible alternative to Farage to a media-led electorate? Get this: No.
Okay, but is he at least trying to make the country a better place and win back the electorate's trust? (Checks) Apparently not.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
mister kieth starmer
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
truly a pointless party
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM