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@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
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you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
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weird, when we were at the hospital and they were prepping me to donate my kidney to you, i am pretty sure you promised me that you wouldn’t miss my improv show for anything in the world, but i didn’t see you in the audience. are you kidneying me??
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
weird, when we were at the hospital and they were prepping me to donate my kidney to you, i am pretty sure you promised me that you wouldn’t miss my improv show for anything in the world, but i didn’t see you in the audience. are you kidneying me??
they seriously need to stop making so many hyper specific specialty shovel variations, both of my shovel sheds are at capacity!
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
they seriously need to stop making so many hyper specific specialty shovel variations, both of my shovel sheds are at capacity!
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“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
they should make the cup industry adopt standardized lids and straws, like they did with phone chargers
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
they should make the cup industry adopt standardized lids and straws, like they did with phone chargers
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Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
i like how the discover new music stream plays songs from beck’s odelay album because i can pretend i’m a time traveler… and i’ll be there when everyone hears korn’s freak on a leash for the first time… and i’ll be the only one who knows how it’ll all turn out 😏
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i like how the discover new music stream plays songs from beck’s odelay album because i can pretend i’m a time traveler… and i’ll be there when everyone hears korn’s freak on a leash for the first time… and i’ll be the only one who knows how it’ll all turn out 😏
how much gorilla mind energy drink did its inventor have to drink before they thought “gorilla mind” would be a product brand a person sees and thinks “it’s true, my mind isn’t gorilla enough!”
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
how much gorilla mind energy drink did its inventor have to drink before they thought “gorilla mind” would be a product brand a person sees and thinks “it’s true, my mind isn’t gorilla enough!”
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a gofundme for me to get a new toilet because my wife gets mad at me every time i clog ours, but it’s not like i have control over how big my poops are
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
a gofundme for me to get a new toilet because my wife gets mad at me every time i clog ours, but it’s not like i have control over how big my poops are
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are they still making new cheeses? haven’t seen a new one in a while
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
are they still making new cheeses? haven’t seen a new one in a while
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The world needs less crossword puzzles and more kindword puzzles
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The world needs less crossword puzzles and more kindword puzzles
a gofundme for me to get a new toilet because my wife gets mad at me every time i clog ours, but it’s not like i have control over how big my poops are
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
a gofundme for me to get a new toilet because my wife gets mad at me every time i clog ours, but it’s not like i have control over how big my poops are
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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This is about me
what ever happened to that horny internet person?
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is about me
what ever happened to that horny internet person?
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
what ever happened to that horny internet person?
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ethically sourced clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
ethically sourced clown posse
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Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
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blocking out my calendar and labeling them me-etings
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
blocking out my calendar and labeling them me-etings
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Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you
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it’s not fair that babies get to poop anywhere i wanna poop anywhere, your honor
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
it’s not fair that babies get to poop anywhere i wanna poop anywhere, your honor
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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This machine kills fajitas
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This machine kills fajitas