Jesse
@stevejaws.bsky.social
Dog dad
I find joy in saying mean things about G^^se
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Jesse
@stevejaws.bsky.social
· Aug 20
Those with reach into the taper community:
Could you kindly find me copies of
MMW - 12/5/01
MMW - 11/22/02
Moe - 2/2/04
All have sources listed on DBetree, but I’ve never been able to find em
Could you kindly find me copies of
MMW - 12/5/01
MMW - 11/22/02
Moe - 2/2/04
All have sources listed on DBetree, but I’ve never been able to find em
I wonder if our grandpas killed nazis together and shit.
That’d be dope. Someone (not me) should research that.
That’d be dope. Someone (not me) should research that.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wonder if our grandpas killed nazis together and shit.
That’d be dope. Someone (not me) should research that.
That’d be dope. Someone (not me) should research that.
Touch by Tortoise on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just landed (stole) a 30ish store chain from my former (dickbag) employer.
I am so fucking back.
I am so fucking back.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just landed (stole) a 30ish store chain from my former (dickbag) employer.
I am so fucking back.
I am so fucking back.
Ayo, this Pluribus show is pretty good
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ayo, this Pluribus show is pretty good
Unintentionally doing a shitload of chores before games kickoff is hella tight.
Shout out to the bomb ass sativa I brought home from Vegas. Weed is hella tight.
Shout out to the bomb ass sativa I brought home from Vegas. Weed is hella tight.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Unintentionally doing a shitload of chores before games kickoff is hella tight.
Shout out to the bomb ass sativa I brought home from Vegas. Weed is hella tight.
Shout out to the bomb ass sativa I brought home from Vegas. Weed is hella tight.
Mustaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mustaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Reposted by Jesse
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
I have no clue what is going on but SANDWICH
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have no clue what is going on but SANDWICH
Hulu baby….whatchoooodoin
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hulu baby….whatchoooodoin
Rare non Velcro moment. I missed her 3000
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Rare non Velcro moment. I missed her 3000
PULL OUT, dude gaaaaaah
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
PULL OUT, dude gaaaaaah
Reposted by Jesse
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
Baby girl is home!!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Baby girl is home!!!!!
Happy I get sylvie back and also college basketball day
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy I get sylvie back and also college basketball day
*taps mic*
*grabs megaphone*
FUCK KC AND ALL THEY STAND FOR
go bills
*grabs megaphone*
FUCK KC AND ALL THEY STAND FOR
go bills
a football player wearing a blue jersey with the number 17 on it
ALT: a football player wearing a blue jersey with the number 17 on it
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
*taps mic*
*grabs megaphone*
FUCK KC AND ALL THEY STAND FOR
go bills
*grabs megaphone*
FUCK KC AND ALL THEY STAND FOR
go bills
Next to last uber. Flight in between.
Goodbye Las Vegas, Go Bills.
Goodbye Las Vegas, Go Bills.
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Next to last uber. Flight in between.
Goodbye Las Vegas, Go Bills.
Goodbye Las Vegas, Go Bills.
If you’re following me because someone put me in one of those B4L follow lists, you’re gonna wanna cover your ears.
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you’re following me because someone put me in one of those B4L follow lists, you’re gonna wanna cover your ears.
Last 30 minutes of training in Vegas > football Saturday > Fly home to Sylvie Sunday.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Last 30 minutes of training in Vegas > football Saturday > Fly home to Sylvie Sunday.
Friendly reminder that moe does the best Halloween shows and it’s not even a contest.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Friendly reminder that moe does the best Halloween shows and it’s not even a contest.