Stewart
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Particle physics and nonsense, mainly
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
puzzling cmake error
put it into google
google tells you you're an idiot and HIP's great actually
put it into google
google tells you you're an idiot and HIP's great actually
![Google search: "No known features for HIP compiler"
• Al Overview The statement "no known features for HIP compiler" is incorrect. The HIP compiler is a key component of the AMD ROCm platform, enabling developers to write code for both AMD and NVIDIA GPUs. It supports features like offline and runtime compilation, porting from CUDA, and C++ language extensions. A potential reason for this user's confusion could be issues with cross-platform compatibility or configuration, which are sometimes challenging to set up correctly. e HIP compiler features • Source portability: HIP allows you to write code that can be compiled and run on different hardware, including AMD GPUs and NVIDIA GPUs, though not as a single)
Frequently asked questions — HIP Documentation Can a HIP binary run on both AMD and Nvidia platforms? # HIP is a source-portable language that can be compiled to r... AMD ROCm documentation : [Issue]: no cross-platform compilation #3582 - ROCm/hip - GitHub 22 Aug 2024 — Problem Description... This feature seems to be badly documented and...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
puzzling cmake error
put it into google
google tells you you're an idiot and HIP's great actually
put it into google
google tells you you're an idiot and HIP's great actually
nice bobbin you got there
be a shame if someone were to... wind it up
be a shame if someone were to... wind it up
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
nice bobbin you got there
be a shame if someone were to... wind it up
be a shame if someone were to... wind it up
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Boy destroying a piano, Pant-Y-Waun, south Wales, 1961, photo by Philip Jones Griffiths (1936-2008).
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Boy destroying a piano, Pant-Y-Waun, south Wales, 1961, photo by Philip Jones Griffiths (1936-2008).
POV: you've just woken up and the members of Sorry are staring at you in your bed
BBC Radio 6 Music
New Music Fix Daily
Now Playing
Sorry
Love Posture
New Music Fix Daily
Now Playing
Sorry
Love Posture
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
POV: you've just woken up and the members of Sorry are staring at you in your bed
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
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Interested in a fully funded PhD place in Experimental Particle Physics in Edinburgh?
We have fully funded studentships, including a specific scholarship for students from a Black heritage (including mixed Black background).
More info: inspirehep.net/jobs/3080808
We have fully funded studentships, including a specific scholarship for students from a Black heritage (including mixed Black background).
More info: inspirehep.net/jobs/3080808
INSPIRE
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November 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Interested in a fully funded PhD place in Experimental Particle Physics in Edinburgh?
We have fully funded studentships, including a specific scholarship for students from a Black heritage (including mixed Black background).
More info: inspirehep.net/jobs/3080808
We have fully funded studentships, including a specific scholarship for students from a Black heritage (including mixed Black background).
More info: inspirehep.net/jobs/3080808
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Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...
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Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
Narrator: But what is water? It's a difficult question, because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.
This is an incredible article because at no point does it even try to properly explain what it's talking about. The closest it gets to that is the line, and I quote, "quantum is about particles behaving in weird ways"
Will quantum be bigger than AI?
The highly complex technology is increasingly being tipped to transform computing.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Narrator: But what is water? It's a difficult question, because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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hup
Edward Burne-Jones drew a wombat, too. Quite why a muscular quadrupedal marsupial of the family Vombatidae which is native to Australia (thank you, Wikipedia) appears to be in Egypt is anybody’s guess
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
hup
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It’s 6 November, and you know what that means, don’t you? YES, THAT’S RIGHT. It’s the 156th anniversary of the death of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s pet wombat
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It’s 6 November, and you know what that means, don’t you? YES, THAT’S RIGHT. It’s the 156th anniversary of the death of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s pet wombat
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I'll check out the bakery.
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I'll check out the bakery.
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I would. Thank you very much.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I would. Thank you very much.