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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Jun 7

#Hitman bubble - can you confirm that the 2 freshly dropped explosive ducks (showcase from twitch and neon from tiktok) share one detonator so they explode simultaneously?
Couldn't make it happen with any other combination of ducks so far.

Interesting and.... useful?🧐🧐

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Apr 6

Hear me out....

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 3

Karpfen-Wurst? What the f#_- stimmt nicht mit diesen Leuten?

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 3

As I'll be on vacation from tomorrow, I probably won't be able to post a lot.
Not that anyone on here actually cares.
I want pre pandemic Twitter back.

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 2

The most unbelievable thing about the entire staged debacle is that the orange idiot dared make fun of somebody else's clothes.

Dude,wearing your sort of ill fitting suits with jackets you couldn't actually button up if you wanted is not a good look.It's a cheap wannabe look because that's what U R

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 2

Niemand klagt, wenn er Samstags keine Outlook Mails bekommen kann.....

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 2

Dazu wird auch Quantenphysik niemals in der Lage sein

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 1

Passt doch wunderbar, zur 3. Welt Infrastruktur und Sozial- und Gesundheitssystemen haben sie nun die passende durch und durch korrupte und gesetzlose Regierung.
Auf einer Stufe mit Russland und Nordkorea.

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 1

You finally got the fully corrupt and lawless government that matches your 3rd world infrastructure, social and healthcare systems.

The world is holding hands laughing about you.

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Mar 1

The weirdest thing about the orange idiot's newest scandal is how people are surprised by it.

That's who he is and they all knew it and still voted for him.

The USA finally has a government fitting of their 3rd world infrastructure and social systems. Congrats, you make it.

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 25

🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess they're still working on growing trees from acorns

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 25

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 25

It's always so funny to blow people's minds when I tell them that I crossed the French/Dutch border.

Saint Martin ftw 😎😎

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 25

Jemand hat einen meiner gelben Säcke gestohlen 🤣

Es ist kurz vor Sperrmüll Abfuhr und die diversen Sammler fahren seit Tagen hier rum.
Aber ein mit Verpackungs-Styropor gefüllter gelber Sack?
Sei ihnen gegönnt aber ich find's eigenartig.

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 24

Abgaben erhöhen aber Klimageld gibt's trotzdem keins. Damit haben sie sich, völlig unabhängig ob sie allein dran Schuld tragen, für jeden normal Erwerbstätigen disqualifiziert.
Alles wird stetig teurer und wir lassen euch hängen ist jenseits der radikalen Klimakleber Basis keine sexy Botschaft

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 24

- Mauer wieder aufbauen, schließlich braucht der Westen dringend einen antifaschistischen Schutzwall
- Republik trennen. Sollen sie drüben doch ihr 4. Reich genießen. Muß ja unfassbar toll sein in einer Diktatur zu leben.

#NichtMeinDeutschland

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 22

15 euro bei amazon, gar kein Thema

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 22

So my boss has one of these coffee mugs that say "this meeting could have been an email".

Related: my boss has absolutely zero self awareness....

the baby is wearing a striped shirt and covering his face with his hand .

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 21

I consider this settled now.

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 21

20C outside 😱

I could so run into the garden and start planting but we all know in just a couple of weeks it's going to freeze and everything will die again. Like it did last year. And the year before.....

Guess I'll settle for trimming the hibiscus hedge.

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 21

Thank you ☺️☺️

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 20

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 20

www.nw.de/nachrichten/...

Einbrecher grillen Kita-Kaninchen

Drogensüchtige drangen in der Nacht zu Sonntag auf das Gelände einer Kita in Gütersloh ein und haben die beiden Kaninchen aus dem Gehege geholt, sie abgezogen...

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stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 20

Aarrrrr Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii looks so so good but I decided that I'll only start after my vacation.... It's going to be a tough month.

stonecreek @stonecreek.bsky.social · Feb 20

Quite a bit off topic but are there any news on London tickets?
I was a bit shocked by Paris prices tbh and now London is taking its sweet time to even go on sale....