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lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
No thank you
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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There must be zero tolerance for violence — of any kind — against the brave men and women in uniform who selflessly serve our communities and our country. The shooting of National Guard members in Washington, D.C. is horrific and unacceptable.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I've been watching Thanksgiving cooking vids and all these crazy people keep making breadcrumbs with "leftover bread".

I'm sorry...

What the FUCK is "leftover" bread??!?

I have bread and then I eat it all and then I DON'T have bread

These people are NOT eaters and thus- NOT cooks!

Crazy

#NYT
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Why is this still up for debate? They’re hate symbols period!
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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My oldest granddaughter is 14 and a freshman. She’s a JV cheerleader, a girl with her first “guy friend” she hangs out with who is 14. Just went to homecoming with her gal pals.

She is a child not a play toy for adult men. So people who think like (traitor to girls and women) Megyn Kelly SUCK.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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attention everyone except los angeles: it’s gonna rain in la for the next few days so be prepared to hear us talk about rain. thanks we love you.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I really don’t like it when that happens…
sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The fact that other human beings care whether you marry a woman, and man…or a piece of G’ddamn Birch wood…remains one of the oddest realities I ever encounter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Goats 'delight' at #Hamilton property as they destroy invasive buckthorn one bite at a time

50 goats took only 2 days to tackle a couple of acres of dense shrubs

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Goats 'delight' at Hamilton property as they destroy invasive buckthorn one bite at a time | CBC News
Goats in the City arrived at the Flamborough home last week with a trailer of goats ready to bleat around the bush.
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s always the small ones. I get it. I’m only 5’3 and I’m also a menace. Lol
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I feel like this is how I would get kidnapped
they’re crazy good
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
lol
“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
WTAF
Disturbing Australian survey exposes depraved truths: one in fifteen men confess they'd molest kids under fourteen if secrecy guaranteed, with one in six harboring lust for minors. #ChildAbuse
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.

www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Billie would like to discuss the new feeding schedule. 😎
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Bahahahaha!!!
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The subtle shades of autumn...
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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if you hit dislike on a cat photo your account should automatically explode
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
That’s horrific..
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I thought most men already knew this. Sometimes women will ask you for that so you will leave us ALONE.
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM