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@storakatten.bsky.social
Polyglot functional programmer in more ways than one. Montréal resident and novice French understander.

Bunny parent (Liza, Spot, and KitKat)

Any Pronouns.

@storakatten formerly on Twitter.
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Actually might have found what I want
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see also
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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It's very possible (and likely) that he will veto the release of the files, and it won't get enough votes to override the veto.

But it's going be a really bad look when their votes are on the official record. They will have to defend voting against it while defending him. It's about to get ugly.
a gazelle is looking at a bowl of popcorn ..
Alt: a gazelle is looking at a bowl of popcorn ..
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Only Dartmouth teaches such rigorous interview techniques
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?

TRUMP: Different places

INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I legit am starting to think the States is cooked for the rest of my lifetime
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Aaand no more NFL for me today after they bring him on the fucking broadcast
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Perfect box score. No notes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Horus heresy films when
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every time I watch the international game of football it's a brief glimpse into unfiltered American advertising since it's just a direct stream not a normal broadcast on one of the real channels here and holy fuck is American advertising surreal
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Oh mai gawd. Look at her butt
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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5 hours 37 minutes. lol. Good luck, everyone
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Hey chat, is a good idea to starve the military, especially after you've made them into social pariahs by deploying them against fellow Americans while you build a golden ballroom?
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chat gpt slop recruiter emails 🫩
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I think my rabbit might be Hungarian
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Man I might be really weird but I wish I could have voice recognition for 3 languages on my Google Assistant thingy.

It only supports two.

But I want all three of mine.

But I suppose people wanting to use 3 languages isn't a typical demographic lol.

2 is probably far more normal
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
For a "safe" language I have segfaulted more there than any other language🫠
I'm too dumb for Haskell because of resource handles specifically.

Conduit and resource handles and I just give up and go do functional TypeScript like a loser
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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What a queen
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Lol FFA reducing service right before American Thanksgiving
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM