stuporhero
@stuporhero.bsky.social
Bad at descriptions, good at computers, the *best* at imposter syndrome. Hobbies include 3D printing, hacking shit, and feeling awkward in social situations.
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stuporhero
@stuporhero.bsky.social
· Jun 18
Hey kid, ever wondered what Elmo looks like on the inside?
Nuh uh. No more holes. Not after the last one.
![A hole, with the label "Clown Hole" above it, and Peenywise[sic] looking out of it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vnk5ihvz6ntczbvczjbbplp/bafkreig62lohxiv3y6z7yvmdyc2p2vmth5erj5x7t7r2j37f2hfhhlzwom@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nuh uh. No more holes. Not after the last one.
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On this hallowed thanksgiving eve, I'd like to take this time to remind you that the movie ThanksKilling existed, and may god have mercy on your soul
ThanksKilling - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
On this hallowed thanksgiving eve, I'd like to take this time to remind you that the movie ThanksKilling existed, and may god have mercy on your soul
If a baptized grizzly eats the supreme pontiff, does a catholic bear shit the pope in the woods?
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If a baptized grizzly eats the supreme pontiff, does a catholic bear shit the pope in the woods?
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if we could go back in time and talk to someone about our day to day hassles, it would be mental illness. if we could go back in time and journal about our feelings, we'd win the PKD award for paranoia. but we can't go back. we just have to sit through this world like everyone else.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if we could go back in time and talk to someone about our day to day hassles, it would be mental illness. if we could go back in time and journal about our feelings, we'd win the PKD award for paranoia. but we can't go back. we just have to sit through this world like everyone else.
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Thinking about hamburbers
![Photo of a page from the Chainsaw Man manga
Panel 1: [Chainsaw Man] "VAM! VAAVAA!!" (Hamburger)
Panel 2: [Kobeni] "Ah! Ham! Burger...! Ham! burbur!"
Panel 3: [Family Burger employee] "Got an order! One hamburger! Ah! Make it a meal!"
Panel 4: [Family Burger employees] "Family!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vnk5ihvz6ntczbvczjbbplp/bafkreidqclobw2hk63gyy2cqv5vqpc5mq7njyv5jc55wzpy7cfma7hgccq@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thinking about hamburbers
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cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
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icymi, Musk's Ai, Grok, appears to have been instructed to always say Musk is the best at everything. And, when you do that, it turns out there's a loophole!
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
icymi, Musk's Ai, Grok, appears to have been instructed to always say Musk is the best at everything. And, when you do that, it turns out there's a loophole!
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
If you see this, post your spirit animal.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you see this, post your spirit animal.
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
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Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.
ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.
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at some point I realized that "let people enjoy things" includes myself
Saw someone post that they didn’t want to take any aurora photos because it was cliché, everyone’s doing it
The sky’s full of mystical dancing lights, from particles miles above us, excited by a burp from our local star. You’re allowed to be excited about cool shit, and this is especially cool shit
The sky’s full of mystical dancing lights, from particles miles above us, excited by a burp from our local star. You’re allowed to be excited about cool shit, and this is especially cool shit
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
at some point I realized that "let people enjoy things" includes myself
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
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A firm that sells extraordinarily powerful phone hacking technology that has been demonstrably connected to widespread harms worldwide, including gruesome murder, and was properly sanctioned and held liable because of it
....is now in the hands of these people.
That's Bad News, everyone.
....is now in the hands of these people.
That's Bad News, everyone.
Former Trump official appointed exec chairman of spyware company NSO Group. David Friedman previously served as Trump's ambassador to Israel + before that was a bankruptcy lawyer for the president. NSO was recently acquired by investors led by a Hollywood producer therecord.media/former-trump...
Former Trump official named NSO Group executive chairman
NSO Group announced Friedman’s appointment on Sunday, saying that NSO’s three founders no longer have any stake in the firm.
therecord.media
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
A firm that sells extraordinarily powerful phone hacking technology that has been demonstrably connected to widespread harms worldwide, including gruesome murder, and was properly sanctioned and held liable because of it
....is now in the hands of these people.
That's Bad News, everyone.
....is now in the hands of these people.
That's Bad News, everyone.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
This is the face of a menace
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is the face of a menace
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