Susy Bastille
@susybastille.bsky.social
You can usually find me yelling about how aliens didn't build the pyramids on podcasts
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I made....a thing!
June 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I made....a thing!
Apparently my rude offspring has been keeping a list of weird things i call the cats. I don't remember saying half of these but he insists.
Oompa Loompa, land otter, hell spawn, pumpkin pie, weasel breathe, turd burglar, floof minion, golgothan, sweet baby angel face, sour patch cat, hades helper
Oompa Loompa, land otter, hell spawn, pumpkin pie, weasel breathe, turd burglar, floof minion, golgothan, sweet baby angel face, sour patch cat, hades helper
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Apparently my rude offspring has been keeping a list of weird things i call the cats. I don't remember saying half of these but he insists.
Oompa Loompa, land otter, hell spawn, pumpkin pie, weasel breathe, turd burglar, floof minion, golgothan, sweet baby angel face, sour patch cat, hades helper
Oompa Loompa, land otter, hell spawn, pumpkin pie, weasel breathe, turd burglar, floof minion, golgothan, sweet baby angel face, sour patch cat, hades helper
Tiny turtle made out of pine needles and petals from a pinecone.
May 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tiny turtle made out of pine needles and petals from a pinecone.
Accidentally walked 7 miles into the woods because I kept finding cool stuff
May 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Accidentally walked 7 miles into the woods because I kept finding cool stuff
Should I be concerned that this bird isn't scared of me? Its already taken over my balcony. What if it has plans to take over the whole place?
May 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Should I be concerned that this bird isn't scared of me? Its already taken over my balcony. What if it has plans to take over the whole place?
My plant is happy to see you
May 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My plant is happy to see you
How it started and how it ended. PSA if you have a golgothan trapped in the body of a cat that likes to burrow...they can figure out how zippers work.
May 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How it started and how it ended. PSA if you have a golgothan trapped in the body of a cat that likes to burrow...they can figure out how zippers work.
Hair grow out progress. Officially long enough to get in a low ponytail
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hair grow out progress. Officially long enough to get in a low ponytail
Tried something new
April 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Tried something new
Someone recently asked what I do with all the baskets I make since I don't sell them. A lot are gifted. Quite a few are full of rocks and shells from different trips. And of course I have baskets full of smaller baskets. The basket i finished yesterday has just become my desk snack basket.
April 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Someone recently asked what I do with all the baskets I make since I don't sell them. A lot are gifted. Quite a few are full of rocks and shells from different trips. And of course I have baskets full of smaller baskets. The basket i finished yesterday has just become my desk snack basket.
We found a waterfall!
April 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We found a waterfall!
I am very sick of bougie stuff. Why do rich people want everything to be bitter or just weird? Ready to go home tomorrow....after one more soak in the jacuzzi. I walked a lot today.
April 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am very sick of bougie stuff. Why do rich people want everything to be bitter or just weird? Ready to go home tomorrow....after one more soak in the jacuzzi. I walked a lot today.
Beautiful world. Let's stop destroying it.
April 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Beautiful world. Let's stop destroying it.
The good part about being contagious is people just send you stuff and you don't have to actually see people
April 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The good part about being contagious is people just send you stuff and you don't have to actually see people
Listen to me yelling about how the pyramids weren't built by aliens #spookscreepspod @spookscreepspod.bsky.social
Spooks, Creeps and Assorted Devilry presents "Girls Night" with guest Susy Bastille, The Pukwudgie Whisperere
Spooks, Creeps, & Assorted Devilry · Episode
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April 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Listen to me yelling about how the pyramids weren't built by aliens #spookscreepspod @spookscreepspod.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure the fae stole the nut that keeps the toilet handle on. How does that just disappear???
April 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm pretty sure the fae stole the nut that keeps the toilet handle on. How does that just disappear???
One of my favorite pine needle creations so far
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
One of my favorite pine needle creations so far