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Suzanne
@suzanneh.bsky.social
Pathologically friendly, certifiably sane. Bunny mom.
Banner: two large domestic rabbits basking in sunbeam on couch
Profile pic: 1970’s era toddler in footie pajamas, smiling, seated in an empty box.
Enjoy the supermoon, all of you who aren’t in Torrential Downpour weather! Meanwhile I’ll look at photos and be grateful I’m indoors as sheets of rain pummel the roof…
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
In case anyone was wondering - red wine and hi-chews - not a good pairing.
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Report from the War Zone:
View from my mom’s studio window: sundown casts a pale Autumn light over the river. I don’t know what that vaguely industrial looking set of cylinders is but it’s probably up to some sort of shenanigans.
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Report from the War Zone:
The unicorn brought a boom box to the Beaverton rally.
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Daily report from the War Zone:

dogs are wearing their autumn fleeces as they walk their humans in the crisp air

someone ate all the triscuits again

we carry on somehow
October 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ahem. Portland *remained* weird as fuck. Very good, carry on.
It's interesting seeing the different ways resistance has formed in different cities. Los Angeles Organized, Chicago Radicalized, and Portland Got Weird as Fuck. All 3 have had success unifying their respective cities.

I guess my point is there are multiple paths to ungovernability.
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Updates from the War Zone:
Abandoned Lime Scooter blocks the sidewalk
Shining under the full moon
Forgotten progress
Alone
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Update from the "War Zone"
Nong's was out of chicken skin again.
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Texting from the war zone
October 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey. Bank of America. It's 2025. Mother's Maiden Name is NOT A SECRET ANYMORE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY MAIDEN NAME IS MY ACTUAL NAME. Come up with a better security question.
September 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oof. It me.
July 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I wish everyone the most joyous possible Juneteenth in this fraught Year of Great Chaos.
June 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Happy pride month (US) to all my sparkly rainbow friends (global)!!!

www.youtube.com/shorts/a9kFv...
send this to your pride parade plus 1 #parody #poppunk #alternativemusic
YouTube video by Sub-Radio
www.youtube.com
June 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Reposted by Suzanne
Janet is as steady as a three-wheeler with handbrakes. I chose her because she has strong lesbian-with-a-clipboard vibes. But not even Janet can put spin on this market.

I actually want to tell everyone, “I’m fine because I’m country. I’ve got a mattress and I’m not afraid to use it.”
April 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
These are the times that test our risk tolerance questionnaires...
patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a room and talking about chaos .
ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a room and talking about chaos .
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Smokey has questions.
March 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This is a great article about the Girl Scout Cookie program, from my alma mater Council in DCMarVa!
www.npr.org/2024/02/29/1...
My daughters sold Girl Scout Cookies. Here's what I learned in the Thin Mint trenches
There are no Wonka-like scenes of Tagalong rainbows and Do-si-do stools. But parents can be forgiven for feeling like Oompa Loompas — hardworking cogs in a well-oiled machine.
www.npr.org
March 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Geeking out at Exchange in Las Vegas, sniffing out the “competition.”
March 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hanging out with the spreadsheet ninjas
March 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Last week for Girl Scout Cookies in Oregon and SW Washington!
March 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Still here, just not online much.
March 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy 2025! Parsleybeard the Fierce says “yarrrr.”
January 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
On Veterans’ Day, I like to bake cookies for the Veterans within reach, because my WWII Vet dad liked cookies. Today I have no Vets handy for cookies but I am still grateful to you.
November 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM