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robert wagner
@swedetrap.bsky.social
podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom.

antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
My new digs. Well, part of them anyway.
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I know we're not supposed to use this sort of language anymore but I feel like the anti-woke will appreciate it.

Pete Hegseth is a fucktard, and not just any fucktard. Pete Hegseth is the lowest form of fucktard and a danger to everyone with his fucktardedness.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Pentagon's Signalgate review finds Pete Hegseth violated military regulations
The report outlines the findings of a more than eight-month investigation into Hegseth’s use of Signal to share details of planned U.S. strikes in Yemen.
www.nbcnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’ve given this little thought but my New Year’s resolution is to under think everything. While the rest of the world over thinks, and I have always been guilty of over thinking, starting Jan 1 I’ll be under thinking. If it works for the highest earners in this country, there must be something to it
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ever spend most of a day on something only to learn that it was all a waste of time? That’s my day. I don’t want pity. I want a do over.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tl;dr version: the worms ate into his brain.
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Go @whitecapsfc.com

This is your time. Make history. And most importantly, DESTROY Messi.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was thinking of dining at Chen’s Dynasty II on Broadway tonight but then I realized I hadn’t tried the first one yet so I probably wouldn’t get it.
#portland
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You can’t convince me there aren’t fucking idiots on both sides.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Take a moment to think: will my outrage at today’s events in DC really contribute to the discussion?

The answer is probably no.

Take a breath. Do something other than doomscroll.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m sitting here trying to change the definition of “treason” in Wikipedia to better suit the MAGA regime but these damn liberal editors keep changing it back and kicking me off.

THATS TREASON!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Some of the best songs are about doorbells: thinking about them, ringing them, knockin on the door adjacent to them, opening the door and letting people in.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Some food for thought if you’re a user of Facebook, instagram, or WhatsApp.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Verstappen wins
Vancouver Whitecaps win
Kraken win
Ducks win

Happy Saturday.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh yeah. Go @whitecapsfc.com !!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I probably say this every Saturday and Sunday but I truly believe the world would be a better place if the effing Manning brothers were removed from ALL commercials. Particularly Eli. That guy can barely read let alone deliver a convincing line or two for a damn sub sandwich.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Heh. Microsoft misses the point here. Innovation is great if it’s useful but how is it useful to have a conversation with an object? The whole point of conversation is to exchange thoughts and ideas. AI has neither one. I’m conversing then to what? Marvel at technology? Zzzzz.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Big fat orange mutherfucker decides to starve children on a whim and the press thinks I give two shits about his Saudi prince bromance?

Oh, right, it’s indicative of his questionable behavior. Sure.

He fucking chose to fucking starve kids. Trust me. We already know.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by robert wagner
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
First Lenny Wilkens and then Kenny Easley. Sad week for Seattle sports.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by robert wagner
Don't be evil?

"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
$8 for an extra value meal at McDonalds is absurd. I can buy real food for that much or barely more.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The European Qualifiers logo looks more like a something for a heart health research center than anything to do with sports.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DNA research has determined the Hitler had a tiny, grossly deformed penis. This “discovery” should shock no one as the tiny ugly penis crew continues to oppress to this day in the form of Trump, proud boys, etc.

apple.news/AtekCjKr1Su6...
"We analysed Hitler’s DNA – and what we discovered made us gasp"
Turi King and Alex J Kay have married genetics with history to study a sample of DNA from Adolf Hitler – and, as they reveal, their research has thrown up some extraordinary insights into the Nazi dic...
apple.news
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I see the Swiss are getting revised tariff terms. TACO Trump strikes again eh?
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM