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Jess
@sylviej25.bsky.social
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31. She/They. Non-binary trans woman. 🏳️‍⚧️

Aspiring meteorologist. Motorsports and baseball fan.
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · Oct 2
Hey, I could use some help, I'm in a bad spot. I haven't been able to pay student loans in months, and now I have to repay previous unemployment overpayment, on top of usual bills and everything. Any help would be appreciated so much.

💲 : $jesswool93
V: @SylvieJ25
or just DM me
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silly.bsky.social
today is wallace shawn
today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Did I just argue with a joke, a man puts a hand on the mirror and asks himself a question he already knows the answer to, which is that yes, he just did, and missed the overall thrust of entire conversation, key and tone and vibe and all, but yet felt they had to signal their existence for some reason? Maybe emptiness. Maybe a need to triangulate themselves into an assumed postion of authority, and thus feeling something like power in a world where they are powerless? Did they not take a med? Did they feel like stumbling into an operating room where a patient lies open, the gunshot wound open and the surgeon hard at work, and yelling "I think the problem is that this person's been shot!" had some value? In a world of convivial play, where does fact-man find his place when everyone has built a lattice of meaning far above him? Why don't I just block this guy for being tedious and making my day worse? That's probably what I should do. If you read all this: Wow.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
sylviej25.bsky.social
Fivefold Daily Puzzle #3 (Nov 13, 2025) solved in 7:23 with 0 hints! fivefold.ca
Fivefold: Daily Puzzle
A daily logic puzzle game where the rules are different every day!
fivefold.ca
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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oblivionloading.bsky.social
A mudcrab from Morrowind was almost appointed the minister of commerce in the Imperial City, but the minister of surf and turf accidentally ate him.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing an elf woman looking at the viewer and smiling, while walking around the Imperial City market district. She has swept back silver hair and long pointed ears. Behind her are two human women walking around, as well as a Dunmer man in an upper-class and fancy out with fur-trimmed robes. His skin is a grey-blue, and his black hair is swept upwards in a poofy shape, ending with multiple points.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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cochu.bsky.social
The meme where the calendar turns into an unexpected year turning into February 1804 after the other person says "they just announced the steam machine!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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samthielman.com
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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capture907.bsky.social
For those that wanted it with the airplane sound. 🎧
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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earlgreymemes.club
"The probe has discovered an extra ball."

Worf:
Worf of TNG (Klingon Bob era) wondering if he left the gas on
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Anyway, South Park is arguably a homeless narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the slut-shaming tsundere a Sunni icon.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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deanw.xyz
Photoshoped image not actual promotional material. White quote text on black as the header image: "The war in Vietnam is going well and will succeed." -Robert McNamara Lower image: Picture of Robert McNamara combed thinning hair, wearing glasses and giving a thumbs up next to a picture of the KFC Zinger Bánh mì and the KFC Logo
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. Harry Kim, famous lieutenant, is talking to a Borgs. Borgs are half robot half regular human or alien hive mind folk. They have sickly looking skin usually and lots of gadgetry and tubules coming in and out of them and sometimes like a full fake arm instead of an arm but instead it's like a big multipurpose tool with terrifying stuff attached used to turn other non Borgs into Borgs. Ok, so now that we know this, we're back to Harry. Picture one: looking earnest, Harry is speaking. Closed caption reads, "I guess the Borg meet a lot of people, don't they?" Picture two, Harry now looking quite embarrassed. Closed caption reads, "(quietly): stupid question." All the alts are found in picture one but thank you for checking and being thorough. Thoroughness is a quality, I feel.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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nasboat.org
i thought this was george harrison firing a gun with oscar the grouch
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
sylviej25.bsky.social
I'm not kidding, I need to know more about tgirl baseball immediately
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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emericanjezebel.bsky.social
I do think we need reckon with the fact that we’ve allowed “the epstein files” to become memeified, and have gone deaf to the fact that SA victims get re-traumatized every time
this shit gets trotted out
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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theonion.com
FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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goingmedieval.bsky.social
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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sylviej25.bsky.social
Hey, I could use some help, I'm in a bad spot. I haven't been able to pay student loans in months, and now I have to repay previous unemployment overpayment, on top of usual bills and everything. Any help would be appreciated so much.

💲 : $jesswool93
V: @SylvieJ25
or just DM me
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
guys i’m sorry i couldn’t keep up acting like a solid under pressure and a liquid otherwise it was just too much for me but i hope everyone else is having a good non newtonian november
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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bauxoffice.bsky.social
Daryl Hall Reveals New Musical Partnership With Joyce Carol Oates
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
sylviej25.bsky.social
shit I'm lonely
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Whose woods these are I think I know.
He's Mario's evil cousin though.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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ceej.online
"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM