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More skin on Love Boat!
“When the AI crash comes, we may all lose our retirement savings, but at least these guys will also lose their girlfriends.” www.garbageday.email/p/your-kids-...
Your kids are watching nazislop on TikTok
Read to the end for a 15-pound cabbage
www.garbageday.email
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The writer and illustrator who created the Franklin character are Paulette Bourgeois and Brenda Clark, who are Canadian and still living. I hope they still own the IP rights, and bring a legal action against Hesgeth.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Jason Kelce is dressed in an homage to John Wayne in The Quiet Man. #mnf
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gee, I wonder why my Amazon review didn't get approved.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am obscenely jealous of whomever works at our local frou-frou grocery because apparently they've never had an intrusive thought. Way to ruin my day.
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Of the many reasons I did not excel at athletics, I have relatively small hands. I wish I had taken up small engine repair much earlier in life as I now feel like I have the thumb and forefinger of your average ogre having had to thread some bolts backwards and upside down to put a carb back.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" describes every Florida home built between 1940 and 1996 after a hurricane comes through
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Know the risks. Be safe.
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Quick way to make Claude use more enjoyable: add/ update ~/.claude.md with "Whenever you are tempted to tell me "You are exactly right!" or similar, please respond with some weird onomatopoeia sound effect and move on to the actual details."

The BOING! stuff hasn't gotten old yet.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Another test for Dover NH
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Testing something, please ignore me. #dovernh
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Nothing I read about RFK and the FDA has disabused me of the idea Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveler who was bad with details. When they relaunched Quantum Leap, they should have made Sam an idiot who was to blame for our current timeline.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ha, I spent a few hours with Claude making my first bsky feed for posts tagged #crypticclueaday so I could find them easily. After a lot of back and forth, it's working which led me to discover everyone else using that hashtag here stopped doing so a year ago or more. Ah well.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The german bastard: ruined. #crypticclueaday (publishing two in a day to test my new feed setup -- well technically the two posts are a day apart EST)
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
On the same level as ILLAMATIC or worse? #crypticclueaday
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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This was a joke on Veep back in the day.

Laura Loomer is a nitwit.
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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God-tier comment I just found on a Reddit thread about why THERE WILL BE BLOOD is still not available on 4k
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A whole bunch of trigger warnings about nasty human treatment of animals, but this series is good stuff from a very good podcast.
Last week we dropped the first episode of Operation Night Cat, a special three-part investigation made with the Document team at @nhpr.org. @natehegyi.bsky.social has been busy reporting this for the past year. Episode 1: Why Did the Deer Cross the Road?

outsideinradio.org/shows/operat...
Operation Night Cat, Episode 1 – Why Did the Deer Cross the Road? — Outside/In
A New Hampshire game warden stumbles upon one of the largest poaching cases in state history. 
outsideinradio.org
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Darnell Washington.
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Man I love our “kitten” (just turned 2), but if I wanted someone to keep my head on a swivel watching for them eating the other cat’s food, the dogs’ food and my goddamn food, I’d have adopted a raccoon. Probably be less bitey too. Maybe even show some gratitude once a year.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM