McGee
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The artist formerly known as TeletextsMrT
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There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
Top quality level of respect here in Blackpool
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Top quality level of respect here in Blackpool
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absolutely baffling new type of person emerging on twitter: anti-vaxx conservative woman finally turning on the Trump administration because RFK went on tv and said "ozempic is good actually"
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
absolutely baffling new type of person emerging on twitter: anti-vaxx conservative woman finally turning on the Trump administration because RFK went on tv and said "ozempic is good actually"
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Having Grok summarise the news is going well.
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Having Grok summarise the news is going well.
On turn 2 the left spot was Black Vortex and it gave me fucking Ultron filling the other 2 spots. My opponent somehow still managed to lose.
Had to be on purpose surely?
Had to be on purpose surely?
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
On turn 2 the left spot was Black Vortex and it gave me fucking Ultron filling the other 2 spots. My opponent somehow still managed to lose.
Had to be on purpose surely?
Had to be on purpose surely?
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ok i think that's all of them
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
ok i think that's all of them
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I despise wealth music
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I despise wealth music
In which I do the Simpsons bit of shouting at the wrong child out of habit
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In which I do the Simpsons bit of shouting at the wrong child out of habit
It is so fucking funny that WWE Punk has had a 1 minute reign and has now won the interim belt
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is so fucking funny that WWE Punk has had a 1 minute reign and has now won the interim belt
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
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Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
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Zack Polanski and Hasan Piker on Brexit and how it was basically blaming immigrants for underfunded services caused by austerity @zackpolanski.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Zack Polanski and Hasan Piker on Brexit and how it was basically blaming immigrants for underfunded services caused by austerity @zackpolanski.bsky.social
How can my kitten possibly be this long?
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How can my kitten possibly be this long?
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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sure, why not
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
sure, why not
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Jerf’s first impression of Bubsy (special thanks to Jeff Grubb)
@jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @giantbomb.bsky.social
@jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @giantbomb.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jerf’s first impression of Bubsy (special thanks to Jeff Grubb)
@jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @giantbomb.bsky.social
@jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @giantbomb.bsky.social
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The fuss over who appears in TV adverts misses the point...
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The fuss over who appears in TV adverts misses the point...
I'm not saying I'm broken as a person but it's 4:18am and I'm in a strip club in Manchester asking the girls who work here if I should feel guilty for leaving my cats in the flat overnight
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm not saying I'm broken as a person but it's 4:18am and I'm in a strip club in Manchester asking the girls who work here if I should feel guilty for leaving my cats in the flat overnight
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Every British/Irish actor struggling with the morality of Harry Potter
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Every British/Irish actor struggling with the morality of Harry Potter
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
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it would be very difficult to determine the actual worst social media site because there are so many factors that would go into that decision, but it's linkedin
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
it would be very difficult to determine the actual worst social media site because there are so many factors that would go into that decision, but it's linkedin
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a skull full of soup.
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
a skull full of soup.