kermit the pawg
@televisiondinner.bsky.social
hot takes from a cold stone. former journalist. current meat-covered skeleton floating untethered in space » they/them
author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
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Here’s a poem about the Bad Space Billionaires from the back cover of Saturn Returns, my latest #poetry collection, which you can purchase here so you have something to read when they cut our internet access: shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...
I really miss taking photographs
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I really miss taking photographs
who the fuck vets advice columnists cause agony aunts don’t really be seeming like they have their shit together either you know
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who the fuck vets advice columnists cause agony aunts don’t really be seeming like they have their shit together either you know
i’m not exactly the handiest bitch but my super has a lackey who couldn’t screw in a lightbulb if his hands were being held by someone else doing it so I’ve been fixing literally anything I can in this janky fuckhole myself. renter special!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
i’m not exactly the handiest bitch but my super has a lackey who couldn’t screw in a lightbulb if his hands were being held by someone else doing it so I’ve been fixing literally anything I can in this janky fuckhole myself. renter special!!!
absent father wants to be more absent with help of robots. got it
Constant surveillance and in return you don’t have to communicate with your family.
Amazon’s new Alexa aims to detangle household chaos, like who fed the dog and the name of that restaurant everyone wanted to try | Fortune
This is a “classic fight in my house,” said Panos Panay, SVP of devices and services at Amazon.
fortune.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
absent father wants to be more absent with help of robots. got it
one of my copywriters does annos for most of her job; I’d love to know what combo of hubris and stupidity it requires for someone (obviously w/o any referencing, editorial, or regulatory experience) to think the dumbest computer programs in the world could pull it off
www.icrc.org/en/article/i...
www.icrc.org/en/article/i...
Important notice: AI-generated archival references
www.icrc.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
one of my copywriters does annos for most of her job; I’d love to know what combo of hubris and stupidity it requires for someone (obviously w/o any referencing, editorial, or regulatory experience) to think the dumbest computer programs in the world could pull it off
www.icrc.org/en/article/i...
www.icrc.org/en/article/i...
you ever look back at an email from when you were engaged to be in a lavender marriage and your closeted gay fiancé called you his friend or is that just a thing I did
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
you ever look back at an email from when you were engaged to be in a lavender marriage and your closeted gay fiancé called you his friend or is that just a thing I did
I have been TRYING to tell certain Soviets this: they need to wake up out of the trauma-borne stupor that this will never happen in America any more than anyone thought it wouldn’t happen in Europe. It is 100% happening here as much as it happened there.
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have been TRYING to tell certain Soviets this: they need to wake up out of the trauma-borne stupor that this will never happen in America any more than anyone thought it wouldn’t happen in Europe. It is 100% happening here as much as it happened there.
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
maybe my pelvic pain will consume me from the inside out like in Alien
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
maybe my pelvic pain will consume me from the inside out like in Alien
I quit every social media and dating site except this one and kind of just want to quit this one too 😈 disappear 🤠 no SEO ever 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I quit every social media and dating site except this one and kind of just want to quit this one too 😈 disappear 🤠 no SEO ever 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
won’t someone think of the children (me when i’m sad)
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
won’t someone think of the children (me when i’m sad)
maybe i’d be less fucking grumpy if I had me some
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
maybe i’d be less fucking grumpy if I had me some
you ever shower and start to get dressed and then you’re just like nah and you get in bed
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
you ever shower and start to get dressed and then you’re just like nah and you get in bed
lmao acting exactly like i’d expect out of an entitled bitch from Summit
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lmao acting exactly like i’d expect out of an entitled bitch from Summit
me
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
me
lab rat-ass universe
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lab rat-ass universe
so what makes people like, “want” stuff
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
so what makes people like, “want” stuff
ngl this planet is sooo not a real place lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ngl this planet is sooo not a real place lol
I want an asteroid to smush me good
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I want an asteroid to smush me good
Reposted by kermit the pawg
(frank from it’s always sunny voice) the fog of whore
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
(frank from it’s always sunny voice) the fog of whore
bro thank god I can’t get anyone pregnant
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
bro thank god I can’t get anyone pregnant
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December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
Reposted by kermit the pawg
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
I cannot fucking imagine how painful and scary this must feel. how much time, energy, money, and hope goes into getting your citizenship. absolutely awful and illegal.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I cannot fucking imagine how painful and scary this must feel. how much time, energy, money, and hope goes into getting your citizenship. absolutely awful and illegal.
so the problem is this website is boring
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
so the problem is this website is boring