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hot takes from a cold stone. former journalist. current meat-covered skeleton floating untethered in space » they/them

author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
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Here’s a poem about the Bad Space Billionaires from the back cover of Saturn Returns, my latest #poetry collection, which you can purchase here so you have something to read when they cut our internet access: shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...
I really miss taking photographs
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
who the fuck vets advice columnists cause agony aunts don’t really be seeming like they have their shit together either you know
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i’m not exactly the handiest bitch but my super has a lackey who couldn’t screw in a lightbulb if his hands were being held by someone else doing it so I’ve been fixing literally anything I can in this janky fuckhole myself. renter special!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
absent father wants to be more absent with help of robots. got it
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
one of my copywriters does annos for most of her job; I’d love to know what combo of hubris and stupidity it requires for someone (obviously w/o any referencing, editorial, or regulatory experience) to think the dumbest computer programs in the world could pull it off

www.icrc.org/en/article/i...
Important notice: AI-generated archival references
www.icrc.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
you ever look back at an email from when you were engaged to be in a lavender marriage and your closeted gay fiancé called you his friend or is that just a thing I did
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have been TRYING to tell certain Soviets this: they need to wake up out of the trauma-borne stupor that this will never happen in America any more than anyone thought it wouldn’t happen in Europe. It is 100% happening here as much as it happened there.

www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
maybe my pelvic pain will consume me from the inside out like in Alien
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I quit every social media and dating site except this one and kind of just want to quit this one too 😈 disappear 🤠 no SEO ever 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
won’t someone think of the children (me when i’m sad)
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
maybe i’d be less fucking grumpy if I had me some
Cigars — Drugs — Drinks
Opp, AL
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
you ever shower and start to get dressed and then you’re just like nah and you get in bed
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
lmao acting exactly like i’d expect out of an entitled bitch from Summit
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
me
Still Life with a Skull and a Writing Quill, 1628 by Pieter Claesz
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
lab rat-ass universe
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
so what makes people like, “want” stuff
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ngl this planet is sooo not a real place lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I want an asteroid to smush me good
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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(frank from it’s always sunny voice) the fog of whore
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
bro thank god I can’t get anyone pregnant
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🤪
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”

The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.

It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.

Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I cannot fucking imagine how painful and scary this must feel. how much time, energy, money, and hope goes into getting your citizenship. absolutely awful and illegal.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
so the problem is this website is boring
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM