Erik
@testinatorii.bsky.social
Just another fella burning all his tomorrows to make a sunrise he'll never see 😉
[present day] "Aurora and Greta were right all along," I groan, as the oppressor's hypersonic, Anduril Inside™ fisticuffs trot up and down the ruins of our vanity
Aurora: ‘We’re more scared of activists than the world dying or war’
Ahead of her intimate show to raise money for War Child, the Norwegian singer tells Hannah Ewens how social media has ruined our capacity for empathy, and how she deals with her neurodivergence
www.the-independent.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
[present day] "Aurora and Greta were right all along," I groan, as the oppressor's hypersonic, Anduril Inside™ fisticuffs trot up and down the ruins of our vanity
My 9 year old has lovingly hand-distressed this love seat from Bauhaus Furniture Group, LLC, creating what I am calling the customized "Veep Edition". No, I won't be taking questions, yes, it is for sale
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My 9 year old has lovingly hand-distressed this love seat from Bauhaus Furniture Group, LLC, creating what I am calling the customized "Veep Edition". No, I won't be taking questions, yes, it is for sale
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Yes, only 20 cents!! 🤣
itch.io/s/119323/dem...
Thank you all again! Happy Deving! ❤️🧡💛
#pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev
itch.io/s/119323/dem...
Thank you all again! Happy Deving! ❤️🧡💛
#pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yes, only 20 cents!! 🤣
itch.io/s/119323/dem...
Thank you all again! Happy Deving! ❤️🧡💛
#pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev
itch.io/s/119323/dem...
Thank you all again! Happy Deving! ❤️🧡💛
#pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev
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The so-called “two gender solution” is an unworkable fantasy
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The so-called “two gender solution” is an unworkable fantasy
Another long Thanksgiving weekend nearly gone, and I haven't even started on my fan episode of The Office where Dwight uses the Sessha pronoun on himself in a bedroom scene with Angela
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Another long Thanksgiving weekend nearly gone, and I haven't even started on my fan episode of The Office where Dwight uses the Sessha pronoun on himself in a bedroom scene with Angela
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Nothing people at the party love more than the guy sushing everyone so we can listen to his phone
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nothing people at the party love more than the guy sushing everyone so we can listen to his phone
"Are you a driven Alpha male who's focused on the Kingdom, but still struggles with p-r-o?"
"Duh, humans can't get parvo," I smugly declare as I click past the ad to Bikini Jiggles VIII
#weekend
"Duh, humans can't get parvo," I smugly declare as I click past the ad to Bikini Jiggles VIII
#weekend
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Are you a driven Alpha male who's focused on the Kingdom, but still struggles with p-r-o?"
"Duh, humans can't get parvo," I smugly declare as I click past the ad to Bikini Jiggles VIII
#weekend
"Duh, humans can't get parvo," I smugly declare as I click past the ad to Bikini Jiggles VIII
#weekend
Lauren: "Great to see you, Mr. President, thank you so much for the invitation... Wow, what a cool room... Gee, there sure are a lot of tarps and drop cloths hung up in here..."
Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files | CNN Politics
Top Trump administration officials met Wednesday with a key GOP lawmaker about an effort in the US House to force a vote on releasing Justice Department case files related to Jeffrey Epstein, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Lauren: "Great to see you, Mr. President, thank you so much for the invitation... Wow, what a cool room... Gee, there sure are a lot of tarps and drop cloths hung up in here..."
Which place do you suppose will be more haunted by lingering dread: the "Salt Pit" CIA torture prison at Bagram Air Base - or, the dog park at DC's Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, now that Kristi Noem can just wander by to watch the sun set over the Potomac?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Which place do you suppose will be more haunted by lingering dread: the "Salt Pit" CIA torture prison at Bagram Air Base - or, the dog park at DC's Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, now that Kristi Noem can just wander by to watch the sun set over the Potomac?
Here in Halloween Town, we say "The one whose entrails are useless for divining portents"
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Here in Halloween Town, we say "The one whose entrails are useless for divining portents"
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I would never get Botox. I need to be able to aggressively frown at Cybertrucks
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would never get Botox. I need to be able to aggressively frown at Cybertrucks
Proposing a new Brad Paisley song about binder fitting: "And I'd like to check you for tits" c'mon, sing along, you all know the words
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Proposing a new Brad Paisley song about binder fitting: "And I'd like to check you for tits" c'mon, sing along, you all know the words
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Subjects of conversation in the last ten minutes in the shop:
- Rapture hats
- Can computers be raptured because they carry the memories and sins of mortals
- Are playstations computers
- Peppa pig pregnancy
- can we protect horses from rapture
- Rapture hats
- Can computers be raptured because they carry the memories and sins of mortals
- Are playstations computers
- Peppa pig pregnancy
- can we protect horses from rapture
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Subjects of conversation in the last ten minutes in the shop:
- Rapture hats
- Can computers be raptured because they carry the memories and sins of mortals
- Are playstations computers
- Peppa pig pregnancy
- can we protect horses from rapture
- Rapture hats
- Can computers be raptured because they carry the memories and sins of mortals
- Are playstations computers
- Peppa pig pregnancy
- can we protect horses from rapture
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Fire Kilmeade.
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Fire Kilmeade.
RFK Jr [squeezing out some anal gland secretions of Mustela erminea and vigorously rubbing them into his gums]: "You know what else is gay..."
September 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
RFK Jr [squeezing out some anal gland secretions of Mustela erminea and vigorously rubbing them into his gums]: "You know what else is gay..."
My dad, son of a dairy farmer, went to Kansas City in the early 70s and since then has maintained that he's "seen it all". Saw what? Hobo vs locomotive? Dude get shanked? Dame with a weiner? What did you see, old man?? Tell me your secrets!
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My dad, son of a dairy farmer, went to Kansas City in the early 70s and since then has maintained that he's "seen it all". Saw what? Hobo vs locomotive? Dude get shanked? Dame with a weiner? What did you see, old man?? Tell me your secrets!
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We should be honest abut how "we should just kill them, can we not please just KILL them" lurks barely under the surface of so much respectable discourse on the homeless.
September 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We should be honest abut how "we should just kill them, can we not please just KILL them" lurks barely under the surface of so much respectable discourse on the homeless.
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“Chat, what up, today we’re interfering with an active crime scene”
It gets even crazier
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Chat, what up, today we’re interfering with an active crime scene”
Oh, Betsy, darling, how frightfully gauche. Boo, Betsy, booooo
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh, Betsy, darling, how frightfully gauche. Boo, Betsy, booooo
"Away put your crucifix! I mean you no harm."
"I'm looking for a Jedi master."
"OoooOOOh! Mmmmm heh heh heh. Legion, I am. Foul-mouthed behemoth, I am. Hurr hurr!"
"Come on, R2, we're wasting our time."
"I'm looking for a Jedi master."
"OoooOOOh! Mmmmm heh heh heh. Legion, I am. Foul-mouthed behemoth, I am. Hurr hurr!"
"Come on, R2, we're wasting our time."
Yoda is the devil!!! #starwars #yoda
YouTube video by That Junkman
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September 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Away put your crucifix! I mean you no harm."
"I'm looking for a Jedi master."
"OoooOOOh! Mmmmm heh heh heh. Legion, I am. Foul-mouthed behemoth, I am. Hurr hurr!"
"Come on, R2, we're wasting our time."
"I'm looking for a Jedi master."
"OoooOOOh! Mmmmm heh heh heh. Legion, I am. Foul-mouthed behemoth, I am. Hurr hurr!"
"Come on, R2, we're wasting our time."
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September 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's not sun-rise unless it's from the Dauphiné region of France; otherwise, it's just sparkling interplanetary dust (this is the best I've got for you today and I'm secretly fairly proud of it)
September 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's not sun-rise unless it's from the Dauphiné region of France; otherwise, it's just sparkling interplanetary dust (this is the best I've got for you today and I'm secretly fairly proud of it)
It's the stark augury of every w(eek!)end. May the pointers of the primate's paw curl always in your favor.
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's the stark augury of every w(eek!)end. May the pointers of the primate's paw curl always in your favor.
Wifey was plunged into crisis recently when one of her Superman-adjacent childhood crushes had to be canceled. Here's one of my crushes. Now this one started bad and stayed bad, no Fetterman-style flip flopping here. Learn from my example and choose the baddie to start, there's nowhere to go but up.
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wifey was plunged into crisis recently when one of her Superman-adjacent childhood crushes had to be canceled. Here's one of my crushes. Now this one started bad and stayed bad, no Fetterman-style flip flopping here. Learn from my example and choose the baddie to start, there's nowhere to go but up.