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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋
@texasteacakes.bsky.social
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Black Burlesque Perfomer currently in the Midwest!
Yes, I am from Texas. (Houston, Acres Homes)
No, I do not care if it's confusing. (You're confusing)
I want to be the ambassador to all things sexy, cool, and pickles 🥒
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#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #showgirls
September 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Tiger print
Digital painting portrait of a young lady looking at the viewer while wearing a tiger print jacket. She has long hair, a sleeveless blouse, a leopard printed belt, and a tiger print bow. Drawn by gdbeeart, Sept 2025.
September 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
Tis Virgo SZN ♍️
If you were planning on getting me anything for my birthday, I'd like to request 💰 🤑 💸 BEFORE Sept. 5th. Your gurl needs travel funds. Feel free to Venmo me @TexasTeaCakes or throw me a little extra!

#burlesquesky #blacksky #neoburlesque #fatburlesque #virgo #showgirllife #showgirl
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
I'm still trying to figure this all out.

📸: @streetminx

#burlesque #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #fatburlesque #mnburlesque #showgirl #booty
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
🩷💚💙 Powerpuff Gang 💙💚🩷

#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #burlesque #blerd #blackcosplay
August 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Happy August! Just wanted to announce an upcoming show for this month we wouldn't want anyone to miss.

🥒💚The Big Dill Show is coming💚🍾

More info to come on ticket prices for this event! We will keep you posted!

#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #thebigdillshow
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
'Let them eat Cake$'

📍@bawdybawdyhaha
📸 @madame_ether_studios

#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #blackburlesqueperformers #neoburlesque
July 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
A view from above.

Anyone else depressed? Just me? Cool.

#blacksky #mentalhealth #fuckthisshit
July 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
A performer asked if I was behind these girl group numbers that have been popping up. I sheepishly replied "No" and then devilishly replied, "But, maybe."

I'm just spreading the message of the 90s: girl power (but like in a gender fluid and non-bionary kind of way, so all my friends can join in)
July 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I need an accountability buddy. Someone who will tell me 'gurl get your shit together'.
July 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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✨️When you see me this summer, just know that I'm deep in my bag. I be on my shit! ✨️

All while the world burns 🔥

#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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📚That Texas is a real page turner 📚

I am got into the @dutchburlesquefestival this year, and I am looking for any extra bookings to help a show girl fly her way to Amsterdam!

Feel free to DM or email me. You know you wanna book me 😜

#showgirl #burlesquempls #burlesquesky #blacksky
June 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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aintborntypical.bsky.social
❤️ Happy Juneteenth! ❤️
June 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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pixiethinkss.bsky.social
Being alive is pretty annoying 😑
June 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
Tonight, I'm producing a thing.
Producing is hard, but I do like making very specific shows. I hope to do some more at some point.

#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I'm really that pickle girly

📸:Starseed Studios
📍:Minneapolis Burlesque Festival

#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #pickles #picklelovers
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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May 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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penny-sayver.bsky.social
It's playtime! ☺️
#cello
Silent cello player
May 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
texasteacakes.bsky.social
So, here they are! Mama Tea Cake$ and Grandma Tea Cake$! The women who taught me what I imagine I put out on the stage. The inspiration that they are and continue to be! I love them more than words can express, and I wanted to share that with you all today!

Happy Mother's Day!
May 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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#txbf2025 #burlesquesky
May 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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✨️Idlewyld is looking for sponsorship!✨️

I'm looking to have art installations, special drink menus, and help pay for performers/crew/dj & photographers!

Info in the picture!

Please reach out directly to me directly.
#burlesquesky #sponsorship
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM