shaffer
@thatshafferguy.bsky.social
rogue teacher, freelance minister, coffee snob and brewer of things. fan of lists. sometimes cursing is fun. he/him
remember, remember
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
remember, remember
don’t forget to wake up billie joe armstrong today!
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
don’t forget to wake up billie joe armstrong today!
just got our copy! the 7yr old is excited to read the book by “daddy’s friends”. me too, and i wish! @theb4np.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
just got our copy! the 7yr old is excited to read the book by “daddy’s friends”. me too, and i wish! @theb4np.bsky.social
watching tv with my spouse:
“what?” “i didn’t hear them” “who’s that?” “what did they say?”
“what?” “i didn’t hear them” “who’s that?” “what did they say?”
May 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
watching tv with my spouse:
“what?” “i didn’t hear them” “who’s that?” “what did they say?”
“what?” “i didn’t hear them” “who’s that?” “what did they say?”
the two most insane maths: toilet paper algebra & dryer time
February 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the two most insane maths: toilet paper algebra & dryer time
i’ll just leave this here…
January 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i’ll just leave this here…
ok but for real, “the wild robot”… so good.
January 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ok but for real, “the wild robot”… so good.
it’s space goonies! “skeleton crew” is space goonies! (in a good way)
January 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
it’s space goonies! “skeleton crew” is space goonies! (in a good way)
my kid’s class just sent this nonsense home to “study”
January 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
my kid’s class just sent this nonsense home to “study”
finally watching aquaman 2. wow, it’s bad. it’s like actors didn’t see their lines before filming? and remember all this stuff that was barely in 1? no. so bad.
January 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
finally watching aquaman 2. wow, it’s bad. it’s like actors didn’t see their lines before filming? and remember all this stuff that was barely in 1? no. so bad.
uh, does our neighbor have a guillotine? 😂
December 31, 2024 at 4:23 AM
uh, does our neighbor have a guillotine? 😂
when you’re storing leftovers… soup goes into round containers, pasta goes into square containers. i cannot explain this but it is correct.
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
when you’re storing leftovers… soup goes into round containers, pasta goes into square containers. i cannot explain this but it is correct.
what kind of slogan is this? someone got paid actual money for this.
December 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
what kind of slogan is this? someone got paid actual money for this.
the very concept of a “christian nation” is heresy and idolatry of the highest order. nations have borders, use force and power structure. the kingdom of god centers around an open table, calling all who want to belong and abhors the idea of force and power over others.
they cannot exist together.
they cannot exist together.
December 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
the very concept of a “christian nation” is heresy and idolatry of the highest order. nations have borders, use force and power structure. the kingdom of god centers around an open table, calling all who want to belong and abhors the idea of force and power over others.
they cannot exist together.
they cannot exist together.
the 16yr old has a ‘man cold’. honestly it’s the funniest/saddest thing ever. he’s pitiful, but can’t explain what’s wrong. just gestures at his face and coughs sadly.
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
the 16yr old has a ‘man cold’. honestly it’s the funniest/saddest thing ever. he’s pitiful, but can’t explain what’s wrong. just gestures at his face and coughs sadly.
look, i know the healthcare system is broken and needs dismantled. but... i don't think this is the best way
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
RFK Jr.’s Lawyer Has Asked the FDA to Revoke Polio Vaccine Approval
Aaron Siri, who specializes in vaccine lawsuits, has been at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s side reviewing candidates for top jobs at the Department of Health and Human Services.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
look, i know the healthcare system is broken and needs dismantled. but... i don't think this is the best way
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
my 1st grader just asked if one of her spelling words had a diagraph. “uh… no”
#idontknowwhatadiagraphis
#idontknowwhatadiagraphis
December 5, 2024 at 11:11 PM
my 1st grader just asked if one of her spelling words had a diagraph. “uh… no”
#idontknowwhatadiagraphis
#idontknowwhatadiagraphis
HE’S COMING TO TOWN!
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
HE’S COMING TO TOWN!
Reposted by shaffer
not mine. still good.
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 PM
not mine. still good.
still think josh heupel’s best role was as the cook in “down periscope”
November 30, 2024 at 8:46 PM
still think josh heupel’s best role was as the cook in “down periscope”
i love that we welcome anyone at my house. i don’t love that we apparently have revolving doors for anyone at any time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
i love that we welcome anyone at my house. i don’t love that we apparently have revolving doors for anyone at any time.