A. Diallo Jackson / Umbrus Syn
@thearmag3ddon.bsky.social
Creative spirit living in a spreadsheet world.
Writer of #1 award winning short BEAUTIFUL STRANGERS, ANGELA AND THE DARK, and THE FIRST NOEL.
Writer of #1 award winning short BEAUTIFUL STRANGERS, ANGELA AND THE DARK, and THE FIRST NOEL.
Writing this kids' animated script, and I'm so concerned about scenes that might be too violent, but then just watched a Disney movie from the 90s where a mouse murders a man by pushing him into crocodile-infested waters and the man perishes going over a waterfall, so I think I'm good. #amwriting
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Writing this kids' animated script, and I'm so concerned about scenes that might be too violent, but then just watched a Disney movie from the 90s where a mouse murders a man by pushing him into crocodile-infested waters and the man perishes going over a waterfall, so I think I'm good. #amwriting
I kind of feel bad for the aliens on 3I/ATLAS who’ve traveled all this way to Earth only to find out soon that it’s a $#!t show.
It’s gonna be their intergalactic Fyre festival. #spacestuff #nasa #aliens
It’s gonna be their intergalactic Fyre festival. #spacestuff #nasa #aliens
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I kind of feel bad for the aliens on 3I/ATLAS who’ve traveled all this way to Earth only to find out soon that it’s a $#!t show.
It’s gonna be their intergalactic Fyre festival. #spacestuff #nasa #aliens
It’s gonna be their intergalactic Fyre festival. #spacestuff #nasa #aliens
That was the biggest smack by a Will Smith on TV since the Oscars. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That was the biggest smack by a Will Smith on TV since the Oscars. #worldseries
We will have come full circle if people complain that the new Running Man movie is just ripping off The Hunger Games.
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We will have come full circle if people complain that the new Running Man movie is just ripping off The Hunger Games.
But when you think about it, Cobra was privately funded by a system of corporations, while G.I. Joe is a tax-funded socialist program. 😭
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
But when you think about it, Cobra was privately funded by a system of corporations, while G.I. Joe is a tax-funded socialist program. 😭
It just dawned on me that everything going on today, from grammar to math to history, and civics, is just one grand repudiation of Schoolhouse Rock.
August 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It just dawned on me that everything going on today, from grammar to math to history, and civics, is just one grand repudiation of Schoolhouse Rock.
Maybe Batman doesn’t like Superman because Mr. “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” commits white collar crime and journalistic fraud everytime he interviews himself for monetary gain. 🤷🏻♀️
August 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Maybe Batman doesn’t like Superman because Mr. “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” commits white collar crime and journalistic fraud everytime he interviews himself for monetary gain. 🤷🏻♀️
Thanos: snaps fingers for a shocking ending
Superman: snaps necks for a shocking ending
Superman: snaps necks for a shocking ending
June 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thanos: snaps fingers for a shocking ending
Superman: snaps necks for a shocking ending
Superman: snaps necks for a shocking ending
I passed out on the couch last night while writing instead of playing video games so that feels like a step in the right direction.
May 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I passed out on the couch last night while writing instead of playing video games so that feels like a step in the right direction.
I’m sad because I only wanted to be famous enough to be a guest on Sesame Street.
May 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m sad because I only wanted to be famous enough to be a guest on Sesame Street.
Olivia Benson has really been out here during five presidential administrations.
March 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Olivia Benson has really been out here during five presidential administrations.
Happy International Women’s Day. Forever in our hearts, even if it’s no longer automatically in Google Calendar.
March 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Happy International Women’s Day. Forever in our hearts, even if it’s no longer automatically in Google Calendar.
Find someone that looks at you the way Nicole Kidman looks at Jurassic World before your movie starts.
March 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Find someone that looks at you the way Nicole Kidman looks at Jurassic World before your movie starts.
I’m beyond over it.
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m beyond over it.
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Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!
a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background
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February 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!
The Third Term Project people have a picture of the former host of the Apprentice in the likeness of Caesar.
Ummm. They do know how that story ended don’t they?
(lol Rhetorical. They probably can’t read. 😬)
Ummm. They do know how that story ended don’t they?
(lol Rhetorical. They probably can’t read. 😬)
February 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Third Term Project people have a picture of the former host of the Apprentice in the likeness of Caesar.
Ummm. They do know how that story ended don’t they?
(lol Rhetorical. They probably can’t read. 😬)
Ummm. They do know how that story ended don’t they?
(lol Rhetorical. They probably can’t read. 😬)
People will be quick to say, “There’s so much waste in government,” fresh off their two hour lunch break, having sat at their desk for ten minutes before getting another coffee, not really starting work until 11, and heading out at three after sitting through three pointless meetings. 😂🤷🏻♀️
February 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
People will be quick to say, “There’s so much waste in government,” fresh off their two hour lunch break, having sat at their desk for ten minutes before getting another coffee, not really starting work until 11, and heading out at three after sitting through three pointless meetings. 😂🤷🏻♀️
F$€k. Every minute of every day now is like getting an unrelenting stream of 1950s Boomer world perspectives from the dad from Billy Elliot.
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
F$€k. Every minute of every day now is like getting an unrelenting stream of 1950s Boomer world perspectives from the dad from Billy Elliot.
Donald Trump is the Simon Phoenix of presidents.
February 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Donald Trump is the Simon Phoenix of presidents.
The need to be right.
Everything is war.
Everything is war.
February 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The need to be right.
Everything is war.
Everything is war.
Eagles locker room before the game upon learning the Chiefs have their own pact with Satan.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Eagles locker room before the game upon learning the Chiefs have their own pact with Satan.
That Snoop Brady Super Bowl commercial is funny because it’s two MAGA dudes yelling at each other.
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That Snoop Brady Super Bowl commercial is funny because it’s two MAGA dudes yelling at each other.
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🚨 Calling all 80s fantasy & pro-wrestling fans! 🚨
Imagine Conan meets WWE in a sci-fi adventure! My friend @geekscapedotnet & Paul London (yes, THE Paul London) are bringing their comic Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy to life!
Support now! 👉
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Imagine Conan meets WWE in a sci-fi adventure! My friend @geekscapedotnet & Paul London (yes, THE Paul London) are bringing their comic Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy to life!
Support now! 👉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gee...
Hero of The Prophecy #1: A Pro Wrestling Fantasy Comic Book!
A pro wrestler from Earth is mistakenly summoned to a world of sword and sorcery to free a kingdom from an evil Wizard!
www.kickstarter.com
February 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🚨 Calling all 80s fantasy & pro-wrestling fans! 🚨
Imagine Conan meets WWE in a sci-fi adventure! My friend @geekscapedotnet & Paul London (yes, THE Paul London) are bringing their comic Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy to life!
Support now! 👉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gee...
Imagine Conan meets WWE in a sci-fi adventure! My friend @geekscapedotnet & Paul London (yes, THE Paul London) are bringing their comic Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy to life!
Support now! 👉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gee...
Did half the country vote for this or did a little over 20% of the country vote for this?
I already know the answer. The way we frame it gives the impression of something that isn’t really actual.
Regardless of who wins elections, maybe we should start reframing how we express this phenomenon.
I already know the answer. The way we frame it gives the impression of something that isn’t really actual.
Regardless of who wins elections, maybe we should start reframing how we express this phenomenon.
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Did half the country vote for this or did a little over 20% of the country vote for this?
I already know the answer. The way we frame it gives the impression of something that isn’t really actual.
Regardless of who wins elections, maybe we should start reframing how we express this phenomenon.
I already know the answer. The way we frame it gives the impression of something that isn’t really actual.
Regardless of who wins elections, maybe we should start reframing how we express this phenomenon.