I eat grilled aubergine because I can't afford eel.
@theartfulashley.bsky.social
IDK what to put as a display name and now every time I log onto this site it reminds me how badly I wanna eat grilled eel over rice. This is awful, what have I done? I should change it but to WHAT END???
https://linktr.ee/ashleyferguson
https://linktr.ee/ashleyferguson
Wasn't aware of how long Alchemised was. Tolstoy, you got a run for your money in word count.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wasn't aware of how long Alchemised was. Tolstoy, you got a run for your money in word count.
Taking my first amtrak train! :O
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Taking my first amtrak train! :O
I gotta find where this gif is from omg
taco bell is a brand that believes in living mas with a group of people standing on a rooftop
Alt: taco bell is a brand that believes in living mas with a group of people standing on a rooftop
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November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I gotta find where this gif is from omg
I'm going to bed instead of working even later. Please clap.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I'm going to bed instead of working even later. Please clap.
People who compare Majohng to chess confuse me. I've started playing chess and the only similarities the two have is that I am bad at both.
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
People who compare Majohng to chess confuse me. I've started playing chess and the only similarities the two have is that I am bad at both.
Dudes, check out these lil' guys.
decided my October Art challenge for this year is gonna be #lilguytober where i draw a new lil' guy for every day in october
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dudes, check out these lil' guys.
I saw a pretty funny gif of some generic beige asset flipped game where a character was glitching and just sliding across the map silly style and then realized it was a clip from stranger things. 💀
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I saw a pretty funny gif of some generic beige asset flipped game where a character was glitching and just sliding across the map silly style and then realized it was a clip from stranger things. 💀
I didn't care about Discord orbs until I was shown the egg avatar now I check the quests daily, like the knave I am.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I didn't care about Discord orbs until I was shown the egg avatar now I check the quests daily, like the knave I am.
Phone cameras are so good now. Cannot believe I got such nice pics from one and not my high end camera. #mixedmedia #graphicnovel #art
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Phone cameras are so good now. Cannot believe I got such nice pics from one and not my high end camera. #mixedmedia #graphicnovel #art
Nintendo hates me. Personally. And I don't even know wtf I did.
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nintendo hates me. Personally. And I don't even know wtf I did.
Reposted by I eat grilled aubergine because I can't afford eel.
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Of the notable things I have cleaned up from my neighborhood human poop(honestly getting more common), a vibrator, the broken off saw that I threw away today has thrown me the the most.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Of the notable things I have cleaned up from my neighborhood human poop(honestly getting more common), a vibrator, the broken off saw that I threw away today has thrown me the the most.
Reposted by I eat grilled aubergine because I can't afford eel.
TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
Sweet! Been in the mood to re-read!
The Binti trilogy now has a Folio Society edition, 👽🪼🪐🌍! It’s illustrated (painted by hand) by David Palumbo.
This special edition is available here: www.foliosociety.com/usa/the-bint...
This special edition is available here: www.foliosociety.com/usa/the-bint...
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sweet! Been in the mood to re-read!
I feel bad Haunted Hotel didn't come out when I was a teen. Was unironically obsessed with Abaddon as a kid. Had a whole comic about them I drew bits and pieces of at like 12.
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I feel bad Haunted Hotel didn't come out when I was a teen. Was unironically obsessed with Abaddon as a kid. Had a whole comic about them I drew bits and pieces of at like 12.
I want to make a savory cake. I need to know if it can be done. If it has been done. But all I get are recipes for meat pies and those? Are not cake. I am talking like costco sheet cake but savory style.
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I want to make a savory cake. I need to know if it can be done. If it has been done. But all I get are recipes for meat pies and those? Are not cake. I am talking like costco sheet cake but savory style.
Ngl would prolly fall for the Substance. Not to stay young but to never stop working.
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ngl would prolly fall for the Substance. Not to stay young but to never stop working.
Kinda wanna Disneybound 3 Ninjas.
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Kinda wanna Disneybound 3 Ninjas.
If you love your grand kids go all out on your 67th birthday this year. You owe it to them.
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you love your grand kids go all out on your 67th birthday this year. You owe it to them.
Unfollowed another activist group because they cannot stop posting ai slop. I get that ppl want eyes on important shit but I promise you there are artist that will do art for free for you. I know because I'm one! Yes, yes, I know exposure isn't payment but charity is different from a job.
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Unfollowed another activist group because they cannot stop posting ai slop. I get that ppl want eyes on important shit but I promise you there are artist that will do art for free for you. I know because I'm one! Yes, yes, I know exposure isn't payment but charity is different from a job.
Conducting an experiment.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Conducting an experiment.
Everytime I'm told something about Palworld I cannot tell if I am being messed with or not. Crafting SSRI's to cure your pals depression is real.
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everytime I'm told something about Palworld I cannot tell if I am being messed with or not. Crafting SSRI's to cure your pals depression is real.
I always forget how much musical duo George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley just write absolute bangers, until they pop up on my playlist and WHAM! Floored.
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I always forget how much musical duo George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley just write absolute bangers, until they pop up on my playlist and WHAM! Floored.
The Mimzy and Lucifer actors had me gagged.
【再現して歌ってみた】Hell’s Greatest Dad~ハズビン・ホテルへようこそ~【Hazbin Hotel ポップヴィランズ】
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October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Mimzy and Lucifer actors had me gagged.
IM SORRY SHADOW IS 15??? Who tf gave him a gun????!
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
IM SORRY SHADOW IS 15??? Who tf gave him a gun????!