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ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, Mr. Trump was attempting to stutter out the words "my hanging brain" but years of stimulant use and fast food only allowed his brain to utter a weak "It not brain MRI."
TRUMP: If they want to release my MRI it's ok w/me. It's perfect like my phone call where I got impeached
Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?
TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?
TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, Mr. Trump was attempting to stutter out the words "my hanging brain" but years of stimulant use and fast food only allowed his brain to utter a weak "It not brain MRI."
This boom-boom ain't gonna licky itself down.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This boom-boom ain't gonna licky itself down.
Thekla might be shorter than me, but she feels MASSIVE. To say nothing of her skills, her presentation is one of the best out there, currently.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thekla might be shorter than me, but she feels MASSIVE. To say nothing of her skills, her presentation is one of the best out there, currently.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Give Eddie a mic whenever. He makes me think wrestling might be real, and it's fun to feel like that sometimes.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Give Eddie a mic whenever. He makes me think wrestling might be real, and it's fun to feel like that sometimes.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Aw shit, Runners/Castle in a pointless Looney Tunes match? This is 100% what I want tonight.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Aw shit, Runners/Castle in a pointless Looney Tunes match? This is 100% what I want tonight.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
Just putting Briscoe in the ring to peacock around and be 2025 Mark Briscoe for a minute is perfect for a show like this. I just want to enjoy my tournament and smile at things.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just putting Briscoe in the ring to peacock around and be 2025 Mark Briscoe for a minute is perfect for a show like this. I just want to enjoy my tournament and smile at things.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
I'm so tired of Mox's character, but fuck me, I ADORE him on commentary. He's just spectacular at it.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm so tired of Mox's character, but fuck me, I ADORE him on commentary. He's just spectacular at it.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
I should probably turn off the fireplace. My dog might explode if he absorbs any more heat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I should probably turn off the fireplace. My dog might explode if he absorbs any more heat.
The prize for winning the C2 should be a date with Chuck Taylor.
Not a gimmick, not even filmed. They just actually go on a date with Chuck.
I bet they've been doing that for years anyway.
#wrestlesky
#aewc2
Not a gimmick, not even filmed. They just actually go on a date with Chuck.
I bet they've been doing that for years anyway.
#wrestlesky
#aewc2
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The prize for winning the C2 should be a date with Chuck Taylor.
Not a gimmick, not even filmed. They just actually go on a date with Chuck.
I bet they've been doing that for years anyway.
#wrestlesky
#aewc2
Not a gimmick, not even filmed. They just actually go on a date with Chuck.
I bet they've been doing that for years anyway.
#wrestlesky
#aewc2
And look, I'm jazzed that Swerve is back, he's the best at everything...but when are we going to address the elephant in the room:
What happened to Trench?
#aew
#wrestlesky
What happened to Trench?
#aew
#wrestlesky
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
And look, I'm jazzed that Swerve is back, he's the best at everything...but when are we going to address the elephant in the room:
What happened to Trench?
#aew
#wrestlesky
What happened to Trench?
#aew
#wrestlesky
I've been watching a lot of NWA Powerr, and one day I hope to really like it. TK gave Corgan the most publicity with the National Title since Tyrus fell over for 8 minutes and then we didn't have to watch any more Tyrus matches, which I liked.
#wrestlesky
#wrestlesky
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I've been watching a lot of NWA Powerr, and one day I hope to really like it. TK gave Corgan the most publicity with the National Title since Tyrus fell over for 8 minutes and then we didn't have to watch any more Tyrus matches, which I liked.
#wrestlesky
#wrestlesky
Conan the Librarian-level good shit.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Conan the Librarian-level good shit.
I spent far too much time synchronizing my watches. But also, I can't begin to explain the near-sexual gratification I'm getting from a stack of synced up Casios.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I spent far too much time synchronizing my watches. But also, I can't begin to explain the near-sexual gratification I'm getting from a stack of synced up Casios.
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UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
Ok, I just finished one straight to video holiday romance, and then I saw one that came out last year starring Christina Millian?! How the fuck did I miss that? I may need to pass on sleep tonight, this is important.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Ok, I just finished one straight to video holiday romance, and then I saw one that came out last year starring Christina Millian?! How the fuck did I miss that? I may need to pass on sleep tonight, this is important.
I'm watching that Alicia Silverstone Christmas movie on Netflix. Silverstone has aged incredibly. Also, it's generic, inoffensive family humor, and it's fun enough. I love straight to video romcoms, and this movie is a straight to video romcom.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I'm watching that Alicia Silverstone Christmas movie on Netflix. Silverstone has aged incredibly. Also, it's generic, inoffensive family humor, and it's fun enough. I love straight to video romcoms, and this movie is a straight to video romcom.
Juice raving about responsible savings might be a sleeper classic. Or maybe he's just the best.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Juice raving about responsible savings might be a sleeper classic. Or maybe he's just the best.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Why does Mina look like a million bucks in an old timey singlet? I love her Lisa Frank/Ecstasy-inspired gear, but she should break this one out every once in a while, it looks super fresh, for some reason.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Why does Mina look like a million bucks in an old timey singlet? I love her Lisa Frank/Ecstasy-inspired gear, but she should break this one out every once in a while, it looks super fresh, for some reason.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
Shibata really does feel like he's an actual T-800. He looks 100% human, but maaaan. There's a robot in there.
#sewdynamite
#sewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Shibata really does feel like he's an actual T-800. He looks 100% human, but maaaan. There's a robot in there.
#sewdynamite
#sewdynamite
Is it weird if I said that I want Bobby Lashley to pick me up and throw me with his beautiful body?
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is it weird if I said that I want Bobby Lashley to pick me up and throw me with his beautiful body?
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
Ricochet is the BEST shithead heel. He's infuriatingly good in the mic with this character. Like, a massive upgrade from WWE, and I say that as someone who genuinely enjoyed WWE Ricochet.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ricochet is the BEST shithead heel. He's infuriatingly good in the mic with this character. Like, a massive upgrade from WWE, and I say that as someone who genuinely enjoyed WWE Ricochet.
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
Juice Robinson hits some weird sweet spot for me. I know I post this every time he's on screen, but the man is the "wool sweater and cocoa" wrestler. Sounds bizarre, and is bizarre...but also shut up I like what I like.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Juice Robinson hits some weird sweet spot for me. I know I post this every time he's on screen, but the man is the "wool sweater and cocoa" wrestler. Sounds bizarre, and is bizarre...but also shut up I like what I like.
#aewcollision
#aewcollision
The "Right Time Right Place" gals looked incredible tonight. A messy situation that I have no opinions on, but what a stellar opportunity.
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The "Right Time Right Place" gals looked incredible tonight. A messy situation that I have no opinions on, but what a stellar opportunity.
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision
And I love seeing Riho get love.
#aewcollision