Carl LaFong: American Vermin
@thecarllafong.bsky.social
Show me a rose, and I'll show you a stag at bay. Show me a rose, or leave me alone.
It may just be a coincidence, but I've noticed that the smarter, more educated people I know tend to be progressive, liberal Democrats.
AND WHAT ABOUT MY KUMQUATS?
It may just be a coincidence, but I've noticed that the smarter, more educated people I know tend to be progressive, liberal Democrats.
AND WHAT ABOUT MY KUMQUATS?
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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There isn’t much for our Supreme Court to hear, the Constitution is already clear. And just to be absolutely clear: the Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There isn’t much for our Supreme Court to hear, the Constitution is already clear. And just to be absolutely clear: the Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
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In OTHER vaccine news: I got my Shingrix and RSV shots today. And a merry fuck you, RFK Jr!
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In OTHER vaccine news: I got my Shingrix and RSV shots today. And a merry fuck you, RFK Jr!
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Just when we think we have seen every possible way that powerful entities can bend the knee to war criminal Trump, along comes FIFA saying hold my beer! Giving their first ever “peace prize” to that fascist clown was an absolutely cringe worthy spectacle today. Soccer should be embarrassed!
#inners
#inners
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Just when we think we have seen every possible way that powerful entities can bend the knee to war criminal Trump, along comes FIFA saying hold my beer! Giving their first ever “peace prize” to that fascist clown was an absolutely cringe worthy spectacle today. Soccer should be embarrassed!
#inners
#inners
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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The Simpsons already did this.
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Simpsons already did this.
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“What have I done!” 🤡
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Just like he called for the release of the Epstein Files over and over before he had this job and wanted to see everyone brought to justice. But now that his lord and master might (ahem) be implicated, he sure as shit shut up about that.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just like he called for the release of the Epstein Files over and over before he had this job and wanted to see everyone brought to justice. But now that his lord and master might (ahem) be implicated, he sure as shit shut up about that.
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
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Glad Hesgeth is under fire and impeachment may come.
Now do RFK Jr., who is actively harming and killing American children with his quack pseudoscience!
Now do RFK Jr., who is actively harming and killing American children with his quack pseudoscience!
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Glad Hesgeth is under fire and impeachment may come.
Now do RFK Jr., who is actively harming and killing American children with his quack pseudoscience!
Now do RFK Jr., who is actively harming and killing American children with his quack pseudoscience!
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Presidential Pardons for sale! And if you call now!
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Presidential Pardons for sale! And if you call now!
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
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Wait wait wait! Then we need to deport Rupert and all the Murdochs, Elon, Melania, Peter Thiel . . .
Keep it going!
Keep it going!
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Wait wait wait! Then we need to deport Rupert and all the Murdochs, Elon, Melania, Peter Thiel . . .
Keep it going!
Keep it going!
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
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That sweet baby’s face.
The people responsible for this must face justice. Moving in afterwards “for the good of the country” won’t do the country any good.
The people responsible for this must face justice. Moving in afterwards “for the good of the country” won’t do the country any good.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
That sweet baby’s face.
The people responsible for this must face justice. Moving in afterwards “for the good of the country” won’t do the country any good.
The people responsible for this must face justice. Moving in afterwards “for the good of the country” won’t do the country any good.
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Still waiting for one brave journalist to stand up for America & take the Tiedrich Challenge.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Still waiting for one brave journalist to stand up for America & take the Tiedrich Challenge.
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Dark Brandon strikes again
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dark Brandon strikes again
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What position does Jared Kushner hold in the U.S. Government? Why was he there?
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What position does Jared Kushner hold in the U.S. Government? Why was he there?
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.