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The Law
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· Sep 9
The media has dubbed me ‘the barefoot barber’ but the truth is I’m just the same as any other barber…. With one small catch 😉
I have now seen more than one individual walk into the local Panera Bread and never come out. Nothing in the news about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have now seen more than one individual walk into the local Panera Bread and never come out. Nothing in the news about it
Had a great idea for a book I’d like to read and searching for a ghost reader. Dm if interested.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Had a great idea for a book I’d like to read and searching for a ghost reader. Dm if interested.
What on earth…
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What on earth…
Going to the strip club and throwing handfuls of Sacagaweas on the stage
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Going to the strip club and throwing handfuls of Sacagaweas on the stage
Doing the Human Centipede thing but just to 3 centipedes. Get ready to see the longest centipede of your life.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Doing the Human Centipede thing but just to 3 centipedes. Get ready to see the longest centipede of your life.
If I became religious I can’t tell ya what religion I’d follow but I can tell ya I definitely ain’t worshipping no damn virgin
October 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If I became religious I can’t tell ya what religion I’d follow but I can tell ya I definitely ain’t worshipping no damn virgin
Guy trying to not let anyone find out he’s horrific at learning languages: ‘Queso, queso’. Whatever will be, will be.
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Guy trying to not let anyone find out he’s horrific at learning languages: ‘Queso, queso’. Whatever will be, will be.
King… please.. stop dropping your crown
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
King… please.. stop dropping your crown
Am I the only one who thinks Criss Angel is a little bit of, I don’t know, a mind freak? Is that mean to say?
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Criss Angel is a little bit of, I don’t know, a mind freak? Is that mean to say?
I don’t really buy that ‘man is the most dangerous game’, it’s probably a really big jellyfish or something
August 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don’t really buy that ‘man is the most dangerous game’, it’s probably a really big jellyfish or something
Wearing one of those pilgrim buckle hats and loosening it up a couple notches after finishing a book
August 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wearing one of those pilgrim buckle hats and loosening it up a couple notches after finishing a book
I’ll take one wheat thanks.. oh, and make it shredded 😏
July 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ll take one wheat thanks.. oh, and make it shredded 😏
I love that before realizing it’s Superman, New Yorkers would stop walking and look up excitedly at a bird or plane
July 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I love that before realizing it’s Superman, New Yorkers would stop walking and look up excitedly at a bird or plane
Therapist said she has never seen anything quite like it. After only one session she declared I’m fixed and there’s nothing else for me to work on. Could tell she could use the cash though so one more session is scheduled where I’ll help her out with flaws, trauma etc..
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Therapist said she has never seen anything quite like it. After only one session she declared I’m fixed and there’s nothing else for me to work on. Could tell she could use the cash though so one more session is scheduled where I’ll help her out with flaws, trauma etc..
My father keeps finding quarters behind my ear and it’s scaring the hell out of me, that being said, the passive income has been nice
July 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My father keeps finding quarters behind my ear and it’s scaring the hell out of me, that being said, the passive income has been nice
Harlem Globetrotters have to be the best basketball team there is, no one else is doing stuff like that on the court
July 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Harlem Globetrotters have to be the best basketball team there is, no one else is doing stuff like that on the court
If I was a doctor I’d always say upon receiving an order, “ah, just what the doctor ordered!” People would laugh and I’d be one of the most beloved practitioners in America.
July 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If I was a doctor I’d always say upon receiving an order, “ah, just what the doctor ordered!” People would laugh and I’d be one of the most beloved practitioners in America.
They all said I had two left feet. “Couldn’t walk in a straight line stone cold sober with a life term hanging over his head at the dui checkpoint” but then they see me dance.. ohh do they change their little tunes..I whip and whirl over and over and over like a tornado counter clockwise
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They all said I had two left feet. “Couldn’t walk in a straight line stone cold sober with a life term hanging over his head at the dui checkpoint” but then they see me dance.. ohh do they change their little tunes..I whip and whirl over and over and over like a tornado counter clockwise
Inherited a luxury condominium and I’m the undisputed landlord of it. Sounds like a dream right? Oh, it’s even right in the heart of… Roku City.. I can’t find a tenant to save my fucking life and I’m asking almost nothing for rent!!!
July 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Inherited a luxury condominium and I’m the undisputed landlord of it. Sounds like a dream right? Oh, it’s even right in the heart of… Roku City.. I can’t find a tenant to save my fucking life and I’m asking almost nothing for rent!!!
Pretending to read a young adult novel in the children’s section of the library and looking up every couple minutes to see if the kids are impressed
July 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pretending to read a young adult novel in the children’s section of the library and looking up every couple minutes to see if the kids are impressed
Becoming famous and beloved as the first guy who brake checks opponents in nascar races
July 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Becoming famous and beloved as the first guy who brake checks opponents in nascar races
Creepy kid who always wears a trench coat talking to his friend Matt: Hey Matt, I really like you.. don’t come to school tomorrow
school the next day..
Creepy trench coat kid smiling, holding open his coat by the lapel:
Everyone! Look at these pictures I drew of Matt, I really really like him ^•^
school the next day..
Creepy trench coat kid smiling, holding open his coat by the lapel:
Everyone! Look at these pictures I drew of Matt, I really really like him ^•^
July 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Creepy kid who always wears a trench coat talking to his friend Matt: Hey Matt, I really like you.. don’t come to school tomorrow
school the next day..
Creepy trench coat kid smiling, holding open his coat by the lapel:
Everyone! Look at these pictures I drew of Matt, I really really like him ^•^
school the next day..
Creepy trench coat kid smiling, holding open his coat by the lapel:
Everyone! Look at these pictures I drew of Matt, I really really like him ^•^
Though my dreams vivid
Upon waking, revealed untrue.
Begrudgingly eat my ham sandwich,
While day dreaming of beef stew.
Glancing to a mirror, our eyes meat
I say “oh my god- Dijon vu!”
Upon waking, revealed untrue.
Begrudgingly eat my ham sandwich,
While day dreaming of beef stew.
Glancing to a mirror, our eyes meat
I say “oh my god- Dijon vu!”
July 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Though my dreams vivid
Upon waking, revealed untrue.
Begrudgingly eat my ham sandwich,
While day dreaming of beef stew.
Glancing to a mirror, our eyes meat
I say “oh my god- Dijon vu!”
Upon waking, revealed untrue.
Begrudgingly eat my ham sandwich,
While day dreaming of beef stew.
Glancing to a mirror, our eyes meat
I say “oh my god- Dijon vu!”
