Tiff
@thecowboy.bsky.social
the little scorpio who could (ruin your life)
what's your favorite vacuum? I'm leaning toward a Dyson cordless.
September 13, 2023 at 7:05 PM
what's your favorite vacuum? I'm leaning toward a Dyson cordless.
omg haha what if i...haha what if I put my phone down lmaoooooo and did something productive??? lol lol
August 27, 2023 at 6:30 PM
omg haha what if i...haha what if I put my phone down lmaoooooo and did something productive??? lol lol
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I'm a horribly manipulative sexpest who asks women to demand titty pics from other women and talks about a complete stranger as if I'm dating her, convincing nearly an entire app that I am - but it's my mfking BDAY *airhorn sounds*
August 26, 2023 at 3:45 PM
I'm a horribly manipulative sexpest who asks women to demand titty pics from other women and talks about a complete stranger as if I'm dating her, convincing nearly an entire app that I am - but it's my mfking BDAY *airhorn sounds*
sipping tea with no problems in my life because I don't mistreat women on social media platforms and then become the main character causing me to spiral out in devastatingly embarrassing fashion.
August 26, 2023 at 5:29 PM
sipping tea with no problems in my life because I don't mistreat women on social media platforms and then become the main character causing me to spiral out in devastatingly embarrassing fashion.
moving around the house with my book like a cat til I find the perfect spot
August 26, 2023 at 5:15 PM
moving around the house with my book like a cat til I find the perfect spot
Is it OK for me to say that the only good outlander theme vocals is the first season? I think that's brave of me.
August 24, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Is it OK for me to say that the only good outlander theme vocals is the first season? I think that's brave of me.
time for my daily 4pm panic attack :D
August 22, 2023 at 8:23 PM
time for my daily 4pm panic attack :D
I got a French cookbook from the library and every recipe is like go out to the forest behind your ancient cottage and find these rare mushrooms and mix them with the livers of 3 roosters then cook over grapevines which you can buy at your local boidesoureillecafoi
August 19, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I got a French cookbook from the library and every recipe is like go out to the forest behind your ancient cottage and find these rare mushrooms and mix them with the livers of 3 roosters then cook over grapevines which you can buy at your local boidesoureillecafoi
they say if a cat lays on you they know you're next to die. 🥰
August 19, 2023 at 1:51 PM
they say if a cat lays on you they know you're next to die. 🥰
man at the liquor store: my daughters are doctors and lawyahs they make millions no BILLIONS! 500 million on a movie one of them made. the movie was avatah! AVATAH! *to the clerk* they don't believe me but you do
clerk:
clerk:
August 18, 2023 at 10:40 PM
man at the liquor store: my daughters are doctors and lawyahs they make millions no BILLIONS! 500 million on a movie one of them made. the movie was avatah! AVATAH! *to the clerk* they don't believe me but you do
clerk:
clerk:
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welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
August 18, 2023 at 8:22 PM
welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
on bluesky people seem happier and on twitter it's like everyone has the plague and are thirsty but the water is on fire and the crops died and the pigs have swine flu but they're making bacon from them anyway because nothing matters and
August 18, 2023 at 9:59 PM
on bluesky people seem happier and on twitter it's like everyone has the plague and are thirsty but the water is on fire and the crops died and the pigs have swine flu but they're making bacon from them anyway because nothing matters and
theres a bottle of wine just sitting in my fridge which I want but i have no corkscrew. could I go get a corkscrew? oh my god yes, so easily. will I? absolutely not.
August 10, 2023 at 2:38 PM
theres a bottle of wine just sitting in my fridge which I want but i have no corkscrew. could I go get a corkscrew? oh my god yes, so easily. will I? absolutely not.
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was looking for something else in my camera roll and found this
July 3, 2023 at 3:17 PM
was looking for something else in my camera roll and found this
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
July 6, 2023 at 7:29 PM
jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
what if we ate a taco bell crunchwrap supreme like Lady and the tramp
July 25, 2023 at 2:27 PM
what if we ate a taco bell crunchwrap supreme like Lady and the tramp
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Academic intelligence is hot but it's important to remember there are many kinds of intelligence that are valuable! Some people are street smart. Some are emotionally intelligent. Some people just innately know if a raccoon ACTUALLY wants to hang out or if it's going to steal your truck.
July 25, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Academic intelligence is hot but it's important to remember there are many kinds of intelligence that are valuable! Some people are street smart. Some are emotionally intelligent. Some people just innately know if a raccoon ACTUALLY wants to hang out or if it's going to steal your truck.
there is no more toxic experience than going viral on twitter
July 25, 2023 at 4:35 AM
there is no more toxic experience than going viral on twitter
10 games to get to know me:
Fallout New Vegas
Fallout 4
Dishonored
Dishonored 2
Prey
Rise of the Tomb Raider
Skyrim
Bioshock
Deathloop
Red Dead Redemption II
The Witcher 3
Fallout New Vegas
Fallout 4
Dishonored
Dishonored 2
Prey
Rise of the Tomb Raider
Skyrim
Bioshock
Deathloop
Red Dead Redemption II
The Witcher 3
July 5, 2023 at 11:29 AM
10 games to get to know me:
Fallout New Vegas
Fallout 4
Dishonored
Dishonored 2
Prey
Rise of the Tomb Raider
Skyrim
Bioshock
Deathloop
Red Dead Redemption II
The Witcher 3
Fallout New Vegas
Fallout 4
Dishonored
Dishonored 2
Prey
Rise of the Tomb Raider
Skyrim
Bioshock
Deathloop
Red Dead Redemption II
The Witcher 3
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My guest brought a 3 bean salad to the cookout and I said "we'll need way more than that!"
July 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
My guest brought a 3 bean salad to the cookout and I said "we'll need way more than that!"
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i’ll just be here on this little mushroom waiting for you
July 4, 2023 at 5:13 AM
i’ll just be here on this little mushroom waiting for you
is it OK to just celebrate hot dogs today or...
July 4, 2023 at 1:40 PM
is it OK to just celebrate hot dogs today or...