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thecrystaljules.bsky.social
@thecrystaljules.bsky.social
I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun.

United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a

Mid 30s
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This is me, if you even cared 😤
finally, the prophesied Year of the Linux Desktop is almost upon us...
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Don't forget Transanta is happening again this year for the holidays
buy.transanta.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Farm workers are proud to stand in solidarity with Starbucks workers.

Los campesinos se enorgullecen de solidarizarse con los trabajadores de Starbucks.

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Support union Starbucks Workers as Baristas take action and go on strike to secure a historic union contract. Join us at the Downtown Disney location, one of the busiest and most lucrative this season. Let's join them in support of a fair contract: dsa.la/redcup2025
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Can we get this boosted
My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers.

I did it to survive.

In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.

“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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MY RELATABLE COMIC
June 29, 2024 at 6:15 AM
this is how I feel about the simpsons tbh
My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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and once again, for those who don't realize, the nuremberg trials were the moderate position back then too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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been doing some light reading about the aftermath of the korean dictatorship and I think it's really important that we repeat this to ourselves, to our friends, to our neighbors, to our politicians
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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"When I picked up my granddaughter from the federal agents, she had a dirty diaper, a bruise on her face, and was developing a rash. She was exhausted and cried… My heart aches knowing this could happen to others, to my kids, or even me, despite being U.S. citizens.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This post is my new stress ball. I'm going to re-post it, or quote it whenever I'm feeling like saying something that would be inadvisable to put in writing on the internet.
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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ken, muttering in the other room: oh she's SO pretty...
me: looking at beautiful women in there, hmm? seeing beautiful women and not showing me, hmm!????
ken: it's a hawk. i'm looking at a hawk.
me: oh
ken: ..... would you like to see?
me: ........ yes
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Post something random from your phone
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The quintessential aesthetic of fascism
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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DON’T LOOK AWAY. This is domestic terror.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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anyone else feel like the oligarchs saw that the gap between modern life an a return to straight-up feudalism was closer than it ever would be, and we're all stuck in a Dukes of Hazard freeze frame?

we've got fascism and nazism as the ramp but, it looks like they believe they can clear the ravine
February 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"how much does all of the things I need cost?"

"all of your money"

"circumstances have changed. some things seem to be more available. how much does it cost now?"

"believe it or not, all of your money"

all we're missing is "m'lord" before every question
February 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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dismantle education, disappear as many people as possible, crack down on dissent, erase history, intentionally ruin healthcare access worse than it already is, destroy access to support systems, or just destroy the systems

this isn't about capitalism anymore. they think they can clear the jump.
February 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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we're damn close to the canyon walls now, y'all. shit's gunna be close.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man
April 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM