Homer Simpson.
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"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Account ran by OMEGA.
This Character is from The Simpsons.
Not associated with Matt Groening.
Writer is a minor. (so lewd is gonna be murdered.)
I DO THE VA!
ps: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Account ran by OMEGA.
This Character is from The Simpsons.
Not associated with Matt Groening.
Writer is a minor. (so lewd is gonna be murdered.)
I DO THE VA!
ps: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Pinned
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
"Yep... There was also a walking fish a walking ice cream and Peter Griffin."
" wow... so many guy- wait is that a walking banana??? " 🌱
[ he cackled at the photo where he found peely in ]
[ he cackled at the photo where he found peely in ]
"Sure thing!" [Homer pulled out a few photos and handed them over.]
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Yep... There was also a walking fish a walking ice cream and Peter Griffin."
"Sure thing!" [Homer pulled out a few photos and handed them over.]
" ooOOooo.. can I see?? " 🌱
"It was pretty cool meeting all of them... I got pictures with a few of them too!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Sure thing!" [Homer pulled out a few photos and handed them over.]
"It was pretty cool meeting all of them... I got pictures with a few of them too!"
" Y'know i never saw you as the type to fight a reality ending entity alongside darth vader, godzilla, batman and doja cat, but theres always a first for everything as I always say! " 🌱
"Yeah... then I had to go fight a gigantic reality ending demon... That was really weird."
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"It was pretty cool meeting all of them... I got pictures with a few of them too!"
"Yeah... then I had to go fight a gigantic reality ending demon... That was really weird."
" Oh yeah.. something about a purple crystal?? " 🌱
"Yeah they're ok... The family is actually on the way... Bart just had to go and loose his shirt so they've been looking... and I've been alright I was a giant for a while a few weeks ago."
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Yeah... then I had to go fight a gigantic reality ending demon... That was really weird."
"Yeah they're ok... The family is actually on the way... Bart just had to go and loose his shirt so they've been looking... and I've been alright I was a giant for a while a few weeks ago."
[ he floats up to homers height and begins "walking" ]
" Sooo, hows the family?? Hows life doin ya eh?? " 🌱
" Sooo, hows the family?? Hows life doin ya eh?? " 🌱
"Yeah! Well cmon this dress is rearranging my body!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Yeah they're ok... The family is actually on the way... Bart just had to go and loose his shirt so they've been looking... and I've been alright I was a giant for a while a few weeks ago."
"Yeah! Well cmon this dress is rearranging my body!"
" Sure! gives us time to know eachother yeah?? " 🌱
"What's say we just walk around and look? This place is gigantic anyway."
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Yeah! Well cmon this dress is rearranging my body!"
"What's say we just walk around and look? This place is gigantic anyway."
" Beats me, I was about to ask you where the groomsmen go, and also where the best man goes, just in case. " 🌱
"Thanks... Hey uhh where do the bridesmaids go?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"What's say we just walk around and look? This place is gigantic anyway."
"Thanks... Hey uhh where do the bridesmaids go?"
" Hiya homes! lookin uhh.. dashing. " 🌱
[Homer has arrived to the wedding in Marge's wedding dress it was smushing his entire body but he didn't mind... Marge certainly did though.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Thanks... Hey uhh where do the bridesmaids go?"
[Homer has arrived to the wedding in Marge's wedding dress it was smushing his entire body but he didn't mind... Marge certainly did though.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[Homer has arrived to the wedding in Marge's wedding dress it was smushing his entire body but he didn't mind... Marge certainly did though.]
"WHAT DO YOU THINK! YOU TOOK THE DONUTS!" [Homer don't play when it comes to donuts.]
— Any problem? —
That was the most he asked after seeing Homer let out that scream that seemed to be a countdown to the end of the candy.
That was the most he asked after seeing Homer let out that scream that seemed to be a countdown to the end of the candy.
[Homer had walked into the candy store as Trent was leaving immediately walking towards the donut section... Seeing it was empty He'd scream and sprint out the door after trent.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"WHAT DO YOU THINK! YOU TOOK THE DONUTS!" [Homer don't play when it comes to donuts.]
[Homer had walked into the candy store as Trent was leaving immediately walking towards the donut section... Seeing it was empty He'd scream and sprint out the door after trent.]
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Trent was leaving a candy store, carrying with him several donuts of different flavors. Among them, Trent was carrying a brigadeiro donut.
Trent was leaving a candy store, carrying with him several donuts of different flavors. Among them, Trent was carrying a brigadeiro donut.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[Homer had walked into the candy store as Trent was leaving immediately walking towards the donut section... Seeing it was empty He'd scream and sprint out the door after trent.]
"Who's jack?"
I own Jack.
You don't own jack.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Who's jack?"
OMEGA
someone like my pin rq.
someone like my pin rq.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
OMEGA
someone like my pin rq.
someone like my pin rq.
OMEGA
PLEASE LET HOMER BE A BRIDESMAID LOOK AT HIM!
PLEASE LET HOMER BE A BRIDESMAID LOOK AT HIM!
homer simpson is wearing a wedding dress and holding flowers
ALT: homer simpson is wearing a wedding dress and holding flowers
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November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
OMEGA
PLEASE LET HOMER BE A BRIDESMAID LOOK AT HIM!
PLEASE LET HOMER BE A BRIDESMAID LOOK AT HIM!
"Well... you did last time I saw you." [Homer just shrugs and pulls out a can of Duff.] "You're going to that wedding too eh?"
"Do I look like a triangular corn chip?"
How did this guy somehow immediately see through this possession? Not that it really mattered.
How did this guy somehow immediately see through this possession? Not that it really mattered.
"Hey... Aren't you that Dorito that told my kids to buy Crypto?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Well... you did last time I saw you." [Homer just shrugs and pulls out a can of Duff.] "You're going to that wedding too eh?"
"Hey... Aren't you that Dorito that told my kids to buy Crypto?"
He's stolen a suit and tricked some poor schmuck into being possessed, trying to hide the huge grin he has.
It reminded him of Pinetree... What was that silly nickname Shooting Star had given him? Bipper?
It reminded him of Pinetree... What was that silly nickname Shooting Star had given him? Bipper?
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Hey... Aren't you that Dorito that told my kids to buy Crypto?"
[The Simpsons were all getting ready for the wedding and of course homer took forever cause half of his shirts ripped...] H: "Hey Boy... Wanna hear a joke." B: "Yeah sure Homer go ahead..." H: "What did the paper say to the pencil when he was annoyed." B: "What?" H: "WRITE ME! BAHAHAHA!" B: "Haha.."
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
[The Simpsons were all getting ready for the wedding and of course homer took forever cause half of his shirts ripped...] H: "Hey Boy... Wanna hear a joke." B: "Yeah sure Homer go ahead..." H: "What did the paper say to the pencil when he was annoyed." B: "What?" H: "WRITE ME! BAHAHAHA!" B: "Haha.."
Reposted by Homer Simpson.
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!