the.effing.librarian
@theeffin.bsky.social
the dot effing dot librarian. nuff said.
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Congressional #Republicans are calling the #NoKings March ANTI-COLONIAL, saying that Trump is a benevolent monarch who only wants the best for his subjects, and also asking, "Isn't this American-Nazi flag I just hung on my wall really cool?"
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Congressional #Republicans are calling the #NoKings March ANTI-COLONIAL, saying that Trump is a benevolent monarch who only wants the best for his subjects, and also asking, "Isn't this American-Nazi flag I just hung on my wall really cool?"
Faking News: Donald #Trump gives #Nobel committee LAST CHANCE to award Trump the PEACE PRIZE or else they will face ALL HELL. Or maybe Trump means #Hamas - he gets confused.
#NobelPeacePrize
#NobelPeacePrize
October 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Faking News: Donald #Trump gives #Nobel committee LAST CHANCE to award Trump the PEACE PRIZE or else they will face ALL HELL. Or maybe Trump means #Hamas - he gets confused.
#NobelPeacePrize
#NobelPeacePrize
Faking News: The White House reports that they were just moments away from releasing all of the remaining #EpsteinFiles but the #GovernmentShutdown stopped that because the federal employees who were going to make the copies have all been fired, darn you, Democrats
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Faking News: The White House reports that they were just moments away from releasing all of the remaining #EpsteinFiles but the #GovernmentShutdown stopped that because the federal employees who were going to make the copies have all been fired, darn you, Democrats
" #PeteHegseth PLANS MEETING WITH TOP MILITARY LEADERS"
I read this novel. All the leaders are trapped and former Green Beret-Marine-Navy Seal-Fighter Pilot,
LOGAN PARADOX,
rescues them through sheer guts and combat inventiveness.
I read this novel. All the leaders are trapped and former Green Beret-Marine-Navy Seal-Fighter Pilot,
LOGAN PARADOX,
rescues them through sheer guts and combat inventiveness.
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
" #PeteHegseth PLANS MEETING WITH TOP MILITARY LEADERS"
I read this novel. All the leaders are trapped and former Green Beret-Marine-Navy Seal-Fighter Pilot,
LOGAN PARADOX,
rescues them through sheer guts and combat inventiveness.
I read this novel. All the leaders are trapped and former Green Beret-Marine-Navy Seal-Fighter Pilot,
LOGAN PARADOX,
rescues them through sheer guts and combat inventiveness.
#Republicans wouldn't be doing what they're doing now if they didn't have plans to do something worse.
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
#Republicans wouldn't be doing what they're doing now if they didn't have plans to do something worse.
Faking News: Donald #Trump spent his trip to England chasing King Charles around the castle shouting "KING ME!" because you can only be king if you tag another king. #trumpukvisit
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Faking News: Donald #Trump spent his trip to England chasing King Charles around the castle shouting "KING ME!" because you can only be king if you tag another king. #trumpukvisit
I saw the movie #Parasite. Somebody needs to check to see if #Trump is putting in a secret underground bunker in the White House Rose Garden to hide in.
#rosegarden #whitehouse
#rosegarden #whitehouse
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I saw the movie #Parasite. Somebody needs to check to see if #Trump is putting in a secret underground bunker in the White House Rose Garden to hide in.
#rosegarden #whitehouse
#rosegarden #whitehouse
Faking News: 46% of Americans say they would rather live under the protection of a FEUDAL LORD than work for a Fortune 500 company so long as they can work from home.
August 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Faking News: 46% of Americans say they would rather live under the protection of a FEUDAL LORD than work for a Fortune 500 company so long as they can work from home.
#GhislaineMaxwell told the Justice Department that she never observed #Trump acting inappropriately.
COMPARED TO WHAT?
COMPARED TO WHAT?
August 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
#GhislaineMaxwell told the Justice Department that she never observed #Trump acting inappropriately.
COMPARED TO WHAT?
COMPARED TO WHAT?
Faking News: Donald #Trump tells the Country that his #CognitiveDecline will not matter after he signs an Executive Order requiring all Americans to have their IQs artificially lowered "to Eric level"
August 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Faking News: Donald #Trump tells the Country that his #CognitiveDecline will not matter after he signs an Executive Order requiring all Americans to have their IQs artificially lowered "to Eric level"
"Sure, #DonaldTrump has his own clothes, vodka, sneakers, wristwatch, meat, and whatever. But Trump still HAS NOT DESIGNED HIS OWN CAR. Which all the good fascists did."
#fascism
#automobiles
#fascism
#automobiles
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Sure, #DonaldTrump has his own clothes, vodka, sneakers, wristwatch, meat, and whatever. But Trump still HAS NOT DESIGNED HIS OWN CAR. Which all the good fascists did."
#fascism
#automobiles
#fascism
#automobiles
"Sure, #DonaldTrump has his own clothes, vodka, sneakers, wristwatch, meat, and whatever. But Trump still HAS NOT DESIGNED HIS OWN CAR. Which all the good fascists did."
#fascism
#automobiles
#fascism
#automobiles
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Sure, #DonaldTrump has his own clothes, vodka, sneakers, wristwatch, meat, and whatever. But Trump still HAS NOT DESIGNED HIS OWN CAR. Which all the good fascists did."
#fascism
#automobiles
#fascism
#automobiles
"Sure, #DonaldTrump has his own clothes, vodka, sneakers, wristwatch, meat, and whatever. But Trump still HAS NOT DESIGNED HIS OWN CAR. Which all the good fascists did."
#fascism
#automobiles
#fascism
#automobiles
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Sure, #DonaldTrump has his own clothes, vodka, sneakers, wristwatch, meat, and whatever. But Trump still HAS NOT DESIGNED HIS OWN CAR. Which all the good fascists did."
#fascism
#automobiles
#fascism
#automobiles
"Texas is America's Florida. And Florida is America's Cuba."
- modern saying
- modern saying
August 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Texas is America's Florida. And Florida is America's Cuba."
- modern saying
- modern saying
Faking News: Donald #Trump reveals that his favorite journalist is the host from the TV show The Colbert Report and wonders where that great journalist went and if he was canceled by the left and shamed into silence. @stephenathome.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Faking News: Donald #Trump reveals that his favorite journalist is the host from the TV show The Colbert Report and wonders where that great journalist went and if he was canceled by the left and shamed into silence. @stephenathome.bsky.social
"Okay. Okay. Okay. Check this out. You invade #Ukraine, and then I fix it. And then I get the #NobelPeacePrize . Isn't that a great plan?"
- you know who
- you know who
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Okay. Okay. Okay. Check this out. You invade #Ukraine, and then I fix it. And then I get the #NobelPeacePrize . Isn't that a great plan?"
- you know who
- you know who
Faking News: DONALD #TRUMP does a SADDAM HUSSEIN to the WHITE HOUSE. Official says, "There is gold sh*t all over the place. It's like Tinkerbell exploded."
August 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Faking News: DONALD #TRUMP does a SADDAM HUSSEIN to the WHITE HOUSE. Official says, "There is gold sh*t all over the place. It's like Tinkerbell exploded."
"Only liberals and extremists make fun of a woman shooting a puppy in the face" #SouthPark
August 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Only liberals and extremists make fun of a woman shooting a puppy in the face" #SouthPark
Faking News: Convicted child sex trafficker says that Donald Trump never did anything with #JeffreyEpstein that would cause concern for a convicted child sex trafficker.
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Faking News: Convicted child sex trafficker says that Donald Trump never did anything with #JeffreyEpstein that would cause concern for a convicted child sex trafficker.
Faking News: #Republicans hope that if they act more like #Russia, Vladimir Putin will take them back and love them: "See? I'm wearing that lipstick you like and the blonde wig. You love me blonde."
August 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Faking News: #Republicans hope that if they act more like #Russia, Vladimir Putin will take them back and love them: "See? I'm wearing that lipstick you like and the blonde wig. You love me blonde."