Ted
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Gabriel Landeskog now has two more regular season goals than I thought he would ever score again
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Gabriel Landeskog now has two more regular season goals than I thought he would ever score again
Splitting Judge and Ohtani into different leagues is going to make both of their hall of fame resumes even more gaudy
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Splitting Judge and Ohtani into different leagues is going to make both of their hall of fame resumes even more gaudy
I can't believe they're actually gonna announce the AL MVP with the guys on split screen like it's the finale of American Idol
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I can't believe they're actually gonna announce the AL MVP with the guys on split screen like it's the finale of American Idol
Thinking about Jokic shooting 34/42 over a 24 hour period
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Thinking about Jokic shooting 34/42 over a 24 hour period
Nice of him to do this in the first game in the rainbows since Dikembe died
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Nice of him to do this in the first game in the rainbows since Dikembe died
The NBA is so wildly different than it was when I was young lol. 106-90 through three quarters with one player already over the 50 mark
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The NBA is so wildly different than it was when I was young lol. 106-90 through three quarters with one player already over the 50 mark
Cannot imagine what a burden it must be to cheer for a team with James Harden
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Cannot imagine what a burden it must be to cheer for a team with James Harden
AG looks as cool in this jersey as I thought he would
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
AG looks as cool in this jersey as I thought he would
Clippers broadcast talking about how much better the non-Jokic minutes have been this year while the Nuggets are out there putting on the quintessential non-Jokic minutes performance
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Clippers broadcast talking about how much better the non-Jokic minutes have been this year while the Nuggets are out there putting on the quintessential non-Jokic minutes performance
Jokic on pace for 100
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jokic on pace for 100
What timing for this to arrive last night
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What timing for this to arrive last night
The Athletic will continue sending you newsletters you didn't sign up for until morale improves
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Athletic will continue sending you newsletters you didn't sign up for until morale improves
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I bet when it's recom Quaritch's turn at karaoke he sings "Real American" but changes the chorus to "teal American"
August 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I bet when it's recom Quaritch's turn at karaoke he sings "Real American" but changes the chorus to "teal American"
No triple double because he sat the entire fourth quarter :(
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No triple double because he sat the entire fourth quarter :(
When I'm 90 years old and can't remember my own name you'll be able to show me one of these electric blue Nuggets jerseys and I'll smile and think about Jokic, Murray, Gordon, Braun, Brown, Watson . . .
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When I'm 90 years old and can't remember my own name you'll be able to show me one of these electric blue Nuggets jerseys and I'll smile and think about Jokic, Murray, Gordon, Braun, Brown, Watson . . .
Another one for Aaron Gordon's long career highlight film
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Another one for Aaron Gordon's long career highlight film
Message for Cam Johnson: you are allowed to wear an undershirt that matches the color of the jersey you are wearing. the team will provide you with one for free
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Message for Cam Johnson: you are allowed to wear an undershirt that matches the color of the jersey you are wearing. the team will provide you with one for free
If you showed me this amazon bug before the season I would have said it was the new NBATV bug (derogatory)
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you showed me this amazon bug before the season I would have said it was the new NBATV bug (derogatory)
One of the best parts of game 7 last week was Grover Cleveland Alexander getting his name mentioned. Came in with 2 outs in the 7th and the bases loaded in game 7 on no days rest to protect a one-run lead. Got the last seven outs for his first WS ring at age 39. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c4G...
Baseball's Best Moments - Grover Cleveland Alexander Strikes Out Tony Lazzeri (1926 World Series)
YouTube video by Daniel Warren
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November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
One of the best parts of game 7 last week was Grover Cleveland Alexander getting his name mentioned. Came in with 2 outs in the 7th and the bases loaded in game 7 on no days rest to protect a one-run lead. Got the last seven outs for his first WS ring at age 39. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c4G...
Daily Show did a segment on the world series and there are many, many self-satisfied youtube comments about only one country participating. Better luck with that joke next year bozos!
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Daily Show did a segment on the world series and there are many, many self-satisfied youtube comments about only one country participating. Better luck with that joke next year bozos!
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The Bo Nix stat I keep looking at: On throws over 10 yards, his off target rate is 39% (32nd).
When he’s in a clean pocket, that falls to…37% (also 32nd).
When he’s in a clean pocket, that falls to…37% (also 32nd).
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Bo Nix stat I keep looking at: On throws over 10 yards, his off target rate is 39% (32nd).
When he’s in a clean pocket, that falls to…37% (also 32nd).
When he’s in a clean pocket, that falls to…37% (also 32nd).
In 2006 I would have talked my parents ears off until they gave in and took me to this. Good lord what a lineup
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In 2006 I would have talked my parents ears off until they gave in and took me to this. Good lord what a lineup
This Broncos team is like a cursed hybrid of 2011 and 2015
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This Broncos team is like a cursed hybrid of 2011 and 2015
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Can't turn into a pumpkin if you're already orange and play terrible for large portions of every game
I would argue they turn into a pumpkin every week during the first 3 quarters, but those 4th’s sure have been fun
this team is going to turn into a pumpkin at some point but I really hope it's like...not soon
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Can't turn into a pumpkin if you're already orange and play terrible for large portions of every game