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Jeff
@thejefflyons.bsky.social
Bats right, throws right. Oxford comma enthusiast. Phillies fan, husband, father, and dog dad.
NBC News calls it - NJ stays blue! Mikie Sherrill is our next governor! #NJvotes #VoteBlue #NJpolitics
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is colonoscopy-prep-level bed shitting for the #Phillies offense.
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The Mets since June 12, when they were 21 over, best record in baseball:

38-55

The only NL teams with more losses since that day:

Rockies 64
Nationals 58

They had a worse record than the 44-48 Pirates after that date.

Unimaginable.
September 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
LOL Mets. Had a 5.5 game lead in the east in June 12 and miss the playoffs.
September 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME

JORDAN DAVIS!

MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!

#FlyEaglesFly
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Met this guy on the beach today in Stone Harbor, NJ, while taking a mental health day. His name is Rocky and he’s a svelte 215 pounds. One of the chillest dogs I’ve ever met. #dogsofbluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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What I want you to see in this speech is that Pritzker never, eve gives Trump the benefit of the doubt. He does not accept any of his lies as true in order to put himself in a phony middle position. ALL THE DEMOCRATS better pay attention to this.
August 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Play of the year, courtesy of your Philadelphia #Phillies.
Amazing lol
June 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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*takes notes*
#booksky
June 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lightning bugs or fireflies? Discuss. #summer
a bug is sitting on a person 's finger against a blue sky
ALT: a bug is sitting on a person 's finger against a blue sky
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A bullpen game only works if your team has a competent bullpen. #Phillies
June 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My dad asked me if the #Phillies game had a mercy rule. I said no, but there’s an “off” button on your TV. I used mine. Get ‘em tomorrow.
May 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can someone please unplug Aaron Nola and plug him back in again? There’s clearly a major glitch. #Phillies
May 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
John Kruk makes #Phillies blowouts entertaining.
May 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Brandon Marsh needs to appease the baseball gods and get a haircut and lose the beard. The status quo isn’t cutting it. #phillies
April 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Death, taxes, and Aaron Nola giving up dingers. The three certainties in life. #phillies
April 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m at the #Phillies home opener and it’s 77 degrees and I can’t wrap my head around it. No layers, no parkas. This is so cool.
March 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I always capitalize Home Opener and Opening Day. It’s not an official holiday, but the caps make it feel like one.
Who’s ready for the home opener?
March 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Happy Opening Day! May the baseball gods smile upon the #Phillies!
March 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It’s Opening Day Eve! #mlb #openingday #phillies
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Night out in the big city.
March 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Let’s call the tariffs what they really are - a tax hike on the American people. They should only be referred to as the Trump Tax. #trumptax
DONALD TRUMP: "My tariffs are gonna be great for America!"

STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."
March 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Your mom didn’t tip you off?
February 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM