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Jessica McHugh
@thejessmchugh.bsky.social
✨ discontent creator
✨ desk demigod @ blue crab tattoo/piercing
✨ muse for hire, friendo for free
https://msha.ke/mchughniverse
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I have 4 more creatures left available at my Big Cartel shop!

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Hi Bluesky! I just launched my Big Cartel fabric art shop, and I was wondering if you could help spread the word?

All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Any sales are colossally appreciated.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Down winding wooded pathways,
Through the autumn-sodden fog,
Beyond ailing realms of men
With their daily slump and slog,
She feasts upon the skyline,
Prizing every added ounce.
It takes a hungry woman
To become a haunted house.

#wip Jessica McHugh 9/25/25
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m an unmerciful editor, a write drunk/edit sober, killyourdahlings girlie who’s trying to cut as much as possible from this book, but I also really like this joke.
September 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
👋🌭You looked like you were craving Hotdogs.
September 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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We had a blast chatting with Ryan, and I'm sure you will have a blast listening to the conversation!
September 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Today is release day for @urbancik.bsky.social's URBANCIK: A MEMOIR, which, unlike most memoirs, contains chapters written by myself, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, @nytebird45.bsky.social, @mikeoliveri.bsky.social and more. Never been a book quite like this. Paperback and eBook. amzn.to/4nzPLRf
Urbancik: A Memoir
Urbancik: A Memoir [Urbancik, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Urbancik: A Memoir
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September 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This feather is
A wandering mattress
The down is flying
And collecting
Fifty years hence
Like a haunted nest

FEAST, jbm
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Lotta dark magic going on right now 🤨

#blackoutpoetry #mchughniverse #thesecretgarden #punchnazis
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Take me back to this fang-out hang-out, making cool stuff with my drool fluff. 🥰
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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It's my birthday!! I'm 49 - how did that happen? I would LOVE it if you could share or follow my art for my birthday, that would be a brilliant gift! Thank you everyone who follows and comments, it is such a great place here! 49 feels ace btw. #artshare #birthday #watercolour
www.emilyhare.co.uk
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
What are you for but to make your awesome din & march through the apartment like a beautiful animal?

(FEAST, an erotic horror blackout poetry collection inspired by Wuthering Heights)
September 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥

I am a !abyrinth
of !iterature
trashy s!ang
& disrespectfu!
exc!amation points

(The Quiet Ways I Destroy You)
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sound Guy: I’m just gonna secure your mic a little better. You seem like a mover.

Jess: Oh I’m a mover *and* a shaker, baby.
September 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight I’m doing a rad book/film-related thing that’s totally in my wheelhouse at a wonderful place that both soothes my soul & makes my heart sing with inspirado joy, so of course I’m shitting my damnhellass pants in terror.
September 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Regarding Trump’s failing health, 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not raping children.

When someone explicitly ignores medical advice for years & years & years, I mean, what else can you do but hope the pain ends quickly?🤷‍♀️
September 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
a tempest
of passion
flew at
their trouble &
turned into
a real
pretty night.

(FEAST, erotic horror blackout poetry in 3 Acts, inspired by Wuthering Heights )
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Top tip: if a creative person does something you really like, you are at liberty to tell them so. There are excellent odds that you will make their day.
August 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not gonna lie, I killed a lot of fictional people today. Just over here with my celebrado Story Hat doubling as a mourning veil as I pour one out for the bunnies. 😭
August 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
✨I’m so proud of myself✨ but also 🔥Haha I beat you motherfucker🔥
August 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just can’t help myself 🥰
August 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM