Oldest is changing his oil this morning. Couldn't break the drain plug. He must now call me Legend the rest of the day in front of both sides of the family since had to crawl under there and break it loose. #DadRules #LegendShit #OldManStrength

Who else is going out with their friends tonight because no one has to work in the morning.

That new Body Count single, Merciless, hits

Severe storms are fast approaching. Still not putting pants on. #naders #okc

Still not 100%🤷‍♂️

Don't know why I have to remind myself not to rub my eyes after eating jalapeño poppers.

My wife said that was as exciting as the last time we were alone in a hotel... 🤷‍♂️😵‍💫

Ran 3.25 miles this morning. First time over 3 in my life.

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