Jonny
@themaybepile.bsky.social
Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
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Jonny
@themaybepile.bsky.social
· Mar 23
Pulp - Sunrise (7 Decade Dawn NUFC Remix)
YouTube video by Fresh Slice Films
youtu.be
Here you go #nufc the cup final edit and remix. Always wanted to cut to this track and it just seemed to fit so well. Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think...
youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...
youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...
At least with Howe you know he'll be working his nads off to try and fix things. Hope he gets it right but it won't be for lack of effort if he doesn't, which is more than can be said for some recent occupiers of the managers office. #nufc
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
At least with Howe you know he'll be working his nads off to try and fix things. Hope he gets it right but it won't be for lack of effort if he doesn't, which is more than can be said for some recent occupiers of the managers office. #nufc
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This week saw an expansion of the conflict between the lanyard fascist and youtube fascist factions of the Republican Party, as the one guy they've outsourced thinking to looks more and more like he's going to, uh, "get back on that gold escalator soon."
You Can’t Spell Groyper Without G-O-P - Truthdig
From Nick Fuentes to Zohran Mamdani, recent events suggest the future of a headless, increasingly neo-Nazi Republican Party is screwed.
www.truthdig.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This week saw an expansion of the conflict between the lanyard fascist and youtube fascist factions of the Republican Party, as the one guy they've outsourced thinking to looks more and more like he's going to, uh, "get back on that gold escalator soon."
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must-read analysis of how Musk's twitter is drenching new users with right-wing propaganda
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
must-read analysis of how Musk's twitter is drenching new users with right-wing propaganda
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Fair to criticise the players for poor performances but the shocking away form last season and this is a question for the coaches... #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fair to criticise the players for poor performances but the shocking away form last season and this is a question for the coaches... #nufc
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How bowhead whales live for centuries—and how we might borrow some of their biology to extend our healthy lifespan. Gift link to my new column: nyti.ms/4hyD9ry
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How bowhead whales live for centuries—and how we might borrow some of their biology to extend our healthy lifespan. Gift link to my new column: nyti.ms/4hyD9ry
Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.
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🎶Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
August 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
🎶Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front;
Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart,
We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶
#nufc
few finer sights in football than fabian schar wheeling away from goal twirling his finger...
October 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
few finer sights in football than fabian schar wheeling away from goal twirling his finger...
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
9 games played. 3 points behind the champions, 2 points behind Chelsea, 5 points off second. Gonna be a crazy season but nothing is off the table for nufc.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
9 games played. 3 points behind the champions, 2 points behind Chelsea, 5 points off second. Gonna be a crazy season but nothing is off the table for nufc.
Good grief, the little blocking run by tonali to give Bruno the time for the shot...2 points right there...
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good grief, the little blocking run by tonali to give Bruno the time for the shot...2 points right there...
Paqueta 😬
What a goal this would have been from Brenden Aaronson! 🏃
⚪️ @LUFC
⚪️ @LUFC
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Paqueta 😬
Calm down lads and lasses, we all had a short, sharp lesson in how star player contracts really work over the summer. It means sod all if he decides he'd actually rather be somewhere else.
Sandro Tonali has another three full seasons to run on his contract, plus Newcastle hold the option of extending it by a further year, due to a secret deal handed to the midfielder during his 10-month suspension for gambling offences.
✍️ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social and @georgecaulkin.bsky.social
✍️ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social and @georgecaulkin.bsky.social
Sandro Tonali signed secret Newcastle contract extension after gambling ban
The Italian's Newcastle terms actually run until 2030, rather than the publicly reported 2028.
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Calm down lads and lasses, we all had a short, sharp lesson in how star player contracts really work over the summer. It means sod all if he decides he'd actually rather be somewhere else.
Premier League teams convening an emergency meeting tonight to discuss whether goalkeepers should be allowed to throw the ball accurately over 70 metres, expect rules to change before the next round of fixtures...#nufc
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Premier League teams convening an emergency meeting tonight to discuss whether goalkeepers should be allowed to throw the ball accurately over 70 metres, expect rules to change before the next round of fixtures...#nufc
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A note for sports: Bluesky’s engagement rate was x10 higher than X’s across a sampling of identical posts made on both platforms by @rapsheet.bsky.social (sharing with permission)
Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.
Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A note for sports: Bluesky’s engagement rate was x10 higher than X’s across a sampling of identical posts made on both platforms by @rapsheet.bsky.social (sharing with permission)
Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.
Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.
Tell you what, a Lewis Miley 'coming of age performance' would go down an absolute treat tonight. Wonder if he'll play in the 6 or as an 8... #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Tell you what, a Lewis Miley 'coming of age performance' would go down an absolute treat tonight. Wonder if he'll play in the 6 or as an 8... #nufc
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For tonight’s display, we have flags for each member of the team from the final in 1969. They have been spread out across the Gallowgate. If there is one on your seat please hold it up or pass it to someone who will, so that we can pay tribute to all 12 players who featured.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
For tonight’s display, we have flags for each member of the team from the final in 1969. They have been spread out across the Gallowgate. If there is one on your seat please hold it up or pass it to someone who will, so that we can pay tribute to all 12 players who featured.
Wow, Langley gone from nufc women...
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Wow, Langley gone from nufc women...
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Never forget the time the Sun published a sneering article mocking 'snowflake' academics and students for correctly understanding the whole fucking point of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Never forget the time the Sun published a sneering article mocking 'snowflake' academics and students for correctly understanding the whole fucking point of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein