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Little Miss Lesley. 💫

@thequalmpeddler.bsky.social

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Northern shortarse. Pansexual. Long-suffering Leeds Rhinos and Bolton Wanderers fan. Can usually be found with a good book and a cup of tea in hand. Self-confessed barmpot. All views are my own. She/her.

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Dáibhí The Scottish Yorkshireman @daibhi.bsky.social · 13h

It's been a year, and she was always right about this. We miss you, Janey Godley.

The late Janey Godley, outside Trump's golf course in South Ayrshire, holds a sign reading "Trump is a Cunt".
In the foreground, there's a police officer.

As a Cornish-born laddie with Romani heritage, I struggle with Janey Godley. On one hand, she was an incredibly warm woman who gave me a free interview on the air because her daughter clammed up.

On the other hand, on podcasts, she's made jokes about my people during the Holocaust with such bad taste that it might make Jimmy Carr blush.

But today isn't that day to discuss this. She spent the last 7 years of her life trying to make the world a better place, and her voiceovers kept us all sane during the pandemic. So thank you, Janey Godley, you are missed.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 22h

A damaged purple poppy pin badge.

A scratched and damaged purple poppy pin badge.

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 22h

Voted. Alex, Lewis, La Voix, Ellie and Vicky got mine. Will have to wait until Monday to watch the results show though as I'm on the late shift tomorrow night so I'll miss it.

For now, we wait. Watch this space.

#Strictly #SCD

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 22h

And, finally, we finish on a brilliant Viennese waltz from Amber and Nikita. I saw absolutely nothing wrong with that. It's a 9 from me.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

Excellent from Alex. I'll give her a 10 for that. #Strictly #SCD

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

Flawless from Kaz. It's a 9 from me. #Strictly #SCD

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

Sorry but, with that outfit and wig on, Harry looks like he's morphed into Nicola Adams. I'm sure he isn't a transphobe, though. At least, I hope he isn't. 😬

As for the dance? A bit messy in places, sadly. It's a 6 from me this week.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

A sensual rumba from Bal. It's an 8 from me. #Strictly #SCD

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

HE DID! Well bugger me sideways and call me Mandy. Was that the earliest 10 ever from Craig? 😲

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

PS: Twenty quid says Craig won't whip out the 10. #Strictly #SCD

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

*Lewis. Soz...

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

Proper loved that from Louis. It was a bit weird in places but, overall, it wasn't bad. It's a 9 (and borderline 10) from me.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

"From one queen to another, I'll take that." 😂 #Strictly #SCD

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23h

A storming paso from La Voix, there. She got the grumpy face down to a T and I loved it. It's an 8 from me. 👸❤️

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 1d

George needs to swing those hips a bit more. It's a cha-cha-cha for Christ's sake. It's a 7 from me this week. Sorry.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 1d

Got slightly distracted by Vito being dressed as a giant bunny rabbit. Loved that dance as well. I'm giving Ellie an 8 for that tonight. Absolutely flawless. 🥰

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 1d

Larverly from Vicky and Kai. I'm giving them an 8 this week. That was amazing, darlin'. 😍

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 1d

What on God's green Earth does Anton look like?! 🤣 #Strictly #SCD

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 2d

If someone is transfixed staring into their phone walking towards me I will walk straight at them.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 1d

Careful now.

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 1d

Bigfoot 2: Electric Boogaloo. #TheLastLeg

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 2d

Starting my Halloween evening as I mean to go on. Currently got Hocus Pocus (my go-to Halloween film) on the go. Will have Little Shop Of Horrors on afterwards. 🧙‍♀️🌱

a woman in a green coat says oh look another glorious morning

Alt: "Another glorious morning" scene from Hocus Pocus.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 3d

We all really should be snapping up media like CDs, DVDs, Blurays, books and so forth. What else are you going to do with your time when the digital apocalypse happens? Right now CDs/DVDs/books are so unpopular that charity shops sell 3 for a quid. I reckon we've lost our minds.

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Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 2d

PS: My Spotify has just gone from a metal cover of the Beetlejuice theme tune to a song from the actual film. It really isn't messing about today.

And now I have 'Casper The Friendly Ghost' by Little Richard blasting out. What?

Little Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 2d

Blasting out my Halloween playlist at full blast through my telly as I'm still half deaf due to an ear blockage after last week's flu bug.

PS: I'll start incorporating winter songs (including theme tunes from Christmas films) into my every day playlists from tomorrow where I can.

You're welcome.

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