Bumpy Jonas
@therealdavekelly.bsky.social
Writer, reader, teacher.
Habba Babble?
Even THIS lasted longer than Alina Habba
someone is holding a pack of hobbes bubba max strawberry watermelon gum
ALT: someone is holding a pack of hobbes bubba max strawberry watermelon gum
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Habba Babble?
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
"Hey, there's a hair on my burger."
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
Alina Habba has accepted an employment offer.
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Hey, there's a hair on my burger."
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
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When is the 30 days to release the Epstein files up? This week?
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When is the 30 days to release the Epstein files up? This week?
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Who would have thought that electing a convicted felon president would mean that he would be a lawless president who issues unlawful orders? 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Who would have thought that electing a convicted felon president would mean that he would be a lawless president who issues unlawful orders? 🤔
Or. . .he just lies all the time for the sake of lying. To keep in practice, and also because MAGA supporters think it's cute.
He is remarkably stupid; he may have never asked or just doesn’t remember the answer.
Not that it would excuse this at all, but it is one possibility.
Not that it would excuse this at all, but it is one possibility.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Or. . .he just lies all the time for the sake of lying. To keep in practice, and also because MAGA supporters think it's cute.
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Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.
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Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
I'm going to check the first three articles of the Constitution, and if Separation of Powers doesn't say anything about being void when someone is "activists," I'll know conclusively they're full of shit.
They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm going to check the first three articles of the Constitution, and if Separation of Powers doesn't say anything about being void when someone is "activists," I'll know conclusively they're full of shit.
Release the MRI.
This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Release the MRI.
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Trump is retaliating against Americans as if he really lost the election. Maybe he really did. 🔄
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump is retaliating against Americans as if he really lost the election. Maybe he really did. 🔄
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
Low self esteem. White supremacy is the silicone implants of cowardly dudes.
Ironically every single white male I've ever known to be a white supremacist was actually very inferior by any reasonable measure. That fake supremacy is a heady drug for these miserable pieces of shit.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Low self esteem. White supremacy is the silicone implants of cowardly dudes.
Lethal drugs! Narco-boats! Narco-terrorists! You'd think it would be easy to produce one iota of evidence.
Also, these people pretend there's some sort of Antifa Designated Terrorist Organization, so those fancy capitalized words don't help clarify anything.
Also, these people pretend there's some sort of Antifa Designated Terrorist Organization, so those fancy capitalized words don't help clarify anything.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lethal drugs! Narco-boats! Narco-terrorists! You'd think it would be easy to produce one iota of evidence.
Also, these people pretend there's some sort of Antifa Designated Terrorist Organization, so those fancy capitalized words don't help clarify anything.
Also, these people pretend there's some sort of Antifa Designated Terrorist Organization, so those fancy capitalized words don't help clarify anything.
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National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
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Shouldn’t every other elected Democrat be posting videos of them telling military members to refuse illegal orders?
Where TF are they? #TheBriefing
Where TF are they? #TheBriefing
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Shouldn’t every other elected Democrat be posting videos of them telling military members to refuse illegal orders?
Where TF are they? #TheBriefing
Where TF are they? #TheBriefing
Hey, Ron Johnson. Maybe get the "ballroom donors" list and start dialing, bitch.
Republicans just can't help themselves
They cannot stand to do anything that would help American people
Ron Johnson told the press that "we can't afford" Trump's proposed $2000 tariff checks
That money has already been promised to billionaires
They cannot stand to do anything that would help American people
Ron Johnson told the press that "we can't afford" Trump's proposed $2000 tariff checks
That money has already been promised to billionaires
Republican says "we can't afford" $2,000 tariff checks
Trump had previously proposed a dividend check be sent out from tariffs.
www.newsweek.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey, Ron Johnson. Maybe get the "ballroom donors" list and start dialing, bitch.
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Republicans just can't help themselves
They cannot stand to do anything that would help American people
Ron Johnson told the press that "we can't afford" Trump's proposed $2000 tariff checks
That money has already been promised to billionaires
They cannot stand to do anything that would help American people
Ron Johnson told the press that "we can't afford" Trump's proposed $2000 tariff checks
That money has already been promised to billionaires
Republican says "we can't afford" $2,000 tariff checks
Trump had previously proposed a dividend check be sent out from tariffs.
www.newsweek.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Republicans just can't help themselves
They cannot stand to do anything that would help American people
Ron Johnson told the press that "we can't afford" Trump's proposed $2000 tariff checks
That money has already been promised to billionaires
They cannot stand to do anything that would help American people
Ron Johnson told the press that "we can't afford" Trump's proposed $2000 tariff checks
That money has already been promised to billionaires
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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