Nosferatu Jones
@thespork.bsky.social
I am on fire like a peasant.
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2 Elon tweets 24 hours apart
So free speech-y
So free speech-y
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
2 Elon tweets 24 hours apart
So free speech-y
So free speech-y
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Do not ever feel ashamed to crowdfund for basic needs
To recap:
•Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M
•Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K
•Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day
On thing remains clear—White supremacy remains extremely profitable in America
•Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M
•Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K
•Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day
On thing remains clear—White supremacy remains extremely profitable in America
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Do not ever feel ashamed to crowdfund for basic needs
Hey look: a mental illness that makes people commit crimes.
www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...
www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hey look: a mental illness that makes people commit crimes.
www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...
www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...
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Unlike humans, the other monkeys would probably have the good sense to beat the hoarder monkey to death and take its bananas.
July 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Unlike humans, the other monkeys would probably have the good sense to beat the hoarder monkey to death and take its bananas.
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If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to see what was wrong with it.
When humans exhibit this same behavior, we put them on the cover of Forbes magazine.
When humans exhibit this same behavior, we put them on the cover of Forbes magazine.
July 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to see what was wrong with it.
When humans exhibit this same behavior, we put them on the cover of Forbes magazine.
When humans exhibit this same behavior, we put them on the cover of Forbes magazine.
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boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
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WW2 veterans fought the Nazis to stop a genocide like this.
Be in no doubt Israel could not inflict this mass slaughter and starvation of the Palestinians without the support of key NATO states
NATO states could end this horror but choose not to
NATO states could end this horror but choose not to
July 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WW2 veterans fought the Nazis to stop a genocide like this.
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Christmas by non-religious Americans: holly jolly ho ho ho let's make out sloppy with the funny dude in a funny suit
Christmas by non-religious Europeans: hold my fucking moonshine, i gotta rap battle this fking skull horse, & beat the shit out of a folk god so I can have pudding
Christmas by non-religious Europeans: hold my fucking moonshine, i gotta rap battle this fking skull horse, & beat the shit out of a folk god so I can have pudding
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Christmas by non-religious Americans: holly jolly ho ho ho let's make out sloppy with the funny dude in a funny suit
Christmas by non-religious Europeans: hold my fucking moonshine, i gotta rap battle this fking skull horse, & beat the shit out of a folk god so I can have pudding
Christmas by non-religious Europeans: hold my fucking moonshine, i gotta rap battle this fking skull horse, & beat the shit out of a folk god so I can have pudding
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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
May 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
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if you know your life is going to be nothing but struggle forever and someone comes in and offers you a 1 in a billion chance to erase that struggle at the low low price of ruining you if you don't make it, it is not *entirely* irrational to say yes
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if you know your life is going to be nothing but struggle forever and someone comes in and offers you a 1 in a billion chance to erase that struggle at the low low price of ruining you if you don't make it, it is not *entirely* irrational to say yes
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I think people are failed understand that for democracy, to be rebuilt and reestablished in the United States. There is going to have to be a reckoning. and it’s going to feel very, very scary for a while as democracy is solidified again as it will feel like a war for many people.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think people are failed understand that for democracy, to be rebuilt and reestablished in the United States. There is going to have to be a reckoning. and it’s going to feel very, very scary for a while as democracy is solidified again as it will feel like a war for many people.
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How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare
December 9, 2024 at 4:46 AM
How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare
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Maybe I’m just in a bad mood but I really want to start replying to every democrat fundraising email with “I’ve been trying find food banks in my area but 90% of them aren’t accepting new applicants due to overwhelming demand”
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Maybe I’m just in a bad mood but I really want to start replying to every democrat fundraising email with “I’ve been trying find food banks in my area but 90% of them aren’t accepting new applicants due to overwhelming demand”
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It’s an indictment of the neoliberal order that my retirement investments keep rising to new heights as democracy is dismantled, competitive autocracy is erected, and fascist violence sweeps the country.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s an indictment of the neoliberal order that my retirement investments keep rising to new heights as democracy is dismantled, competitive autocracy is erected, and fascist violence sweeps the country.
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Eisenhour taxed them at 90% and it kicked off the largest manufacturing boom in a century and created the middle class. And EVERYONE benefited.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Eisenhour taxed them at 90% and it kicked off the largest manufacturing boom in a century and created the middle class. And EVERYONE benefited.
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It gets even better.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It gets even better.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Israel allowing exists from Gaza but no reentry is ethnic cleansing & history repeating. It’s the script of the Nakba — massacre people & then leave them with the awful decision between their children’s lives & their land and then lie that those who chose the former voluntarily departed.
So sick.
So sick.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Israel allowing exists from Gaza but no reentry is ethnic cleansing & history repeating. It’s the script of the Nakba — massacre people & then leave them with the awful decision between their children’s lives & their land and then lie that those who chose the former voluntarily departed.
So sick.
So sick.
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we need to shame more parents for posting videos of their toddlers’ tantrums because what the fuck
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
we need to shame more parents for posting videos of their toddlers’ tantrums because what the fuck
Correction: you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to ICE
Congratulations to ICE for making one correct call this year. Let's not get too excited, OK? www.universalhub.com/2025/ice-gra...
ICE grabs Harvard Law professor over his rat-shooting expedition outside a Brookline synagogue
The regime announced yesterday it nabbed that visiting Harvard Law professor who decided to hunt rats on Beacon Street in Brookline with a BB gun but instead blasted out a car window near Temple Beth ...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Correction: you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to ICE
Gotta say I never forsaw this kink
I know everyone's got that one bowl in the kitchen that makes them horny for arcane reasons
Here's mine, what does yours look like?
Here's mine, what does yours look like?
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gotta say I never forsaw this kink
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And yet people were in fact shifted in the right direction on civil rights, multiple times, which means these viewpoints aren’t fixed!
People are quite easy to shift in a "F*ck Your Feelings" direction but much harder to shift in a "actually do what Christ said in the New Testament" direction
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And yet people were in fact shifted in the right direction on civil rights, multiple times, which means these viewpoints aren’t fixed!
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One thing I learned in my research on the War on Christmas is that, in the United States, public bacchanals like Santacon are much more traditional than church as far as Christmas observances go.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One thing I learned in my research on the War on Christmas is that, in the United States, public bacchanals like Santacon are much more traditional than church as far as Christmas observances go.