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President Comacho would at least be entertaining.
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I am 56 years old. I ate an animal cracker today and I ate the legs first, followed by the head. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I am 56 years old. I ate an animal cracker today and I ate the legs first, followed by the head. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am 56 years old. I ate an animal cracker today and I ate the legs first, followed by the head. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
How do you say, "We're feeding SNAP into the woodchipper," without saying, "We're feeding SNAP? into the woodchipper?"
Brooke Rollins says on Newsmax SNAP participants will have to re-apply for the program.
Details are still unclear.
via Grace Yarrow for @politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Details are still unclear.
via Grace Yarrow for @politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
The move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the nation’s largest anti-hunger program and get rid of “fraud.”
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How do you say, "We're feeding SNAP into the woodchipper," without saying, "We're feeding SNAP? into the woodchipper?"
Hitler had a micropenis. Least suprising news ever.
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hitler had a micropenis. Least suprising news ever.
The number one song in Country Music is generated by AI. No song writer, no singer, no band.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The number one song in Country Music is generated by AI. No song writer, no singer, no band.
Jon Stewart gets it better than the Bulwark does. @thebulwark.com
This is sheer perfection.
(Posted in two parts)
(Posted in two parts)
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jon Stewart gets it better than the Bulwark does. @thebulwark.com
Dem's snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Schumer’s offer to Republicans on the government shutdown:
*one year extension of existing ACA tax credits
* Re-open the government
* Establish committee to continue negotiations for long-term lower healthcare costs
*one year extension of existing ACA tax credits
* Re-open the government
* Establish committee to continue negotiations for long-term lower healthcare costs
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dem's snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
We're actively killing solar programs in the US. China is surging ahead on solar. In Australia, citizens are getting 3 free hours of electricity each day because... THEY HAVE TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY BEING GENERATED BY THE SUN.
WTF people.
WTF people.
While US venture capitalists were buying monkey jpegs, and DOGE coins, and figuring out how to get Black women fired, and tweeting about white birthrates, and trying to mandate which bathroom trans kids should use, China was making progress on climate change and taking the lead in a real industry.
China has made cheap, clean energy available in huge quantities. The world should take the win econ.st/4oqFszB
Photo: Eyevine
Photo: Eyevine
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We're actively killing solar programs in the US. China is surging ahead on solar. In Australia, citizens are getting 3 free hours of electricity each day because... THEY HAVE TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY BEING GENERATED BY THE SUN.
WTF people.
WTF people.
Gretchen Whitmer's approach to Trump vs Gavin Newsom's approach...
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Gretchen Whitmer's approach to Trump vs Gavin Newsom's approach...
Discuss.
Discuss.
Hegseth: We're renaming a base Fort Hitler. Not Adolph Hitler, obviously! Jimmy Hitler. Great guy.
I wrote this a little over a month ago:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hegseth: We're renaming a base Fort Hitler. Not Adolph Hitler, obviously! Jimmy Hitler. Great guy.
I sprained my eyes rolling them.
Trump knows he was president on Jan. 6. He’s simply lying to rewrite the history of his attempted coup.
Just like Trump knew he lost the 2020 election and lied to fraudulently subvert the results.
Just like Trump knew he lost the 2020 election and lied to fraudulently subvert the results.
October 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I sprained my eyes rolling them.
This seems like a big, stupid idea. I can't imagine MAGA is going to love this one.
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This seems like a big, stupid idea. I can't imagine MAGA is going to love this one.
#DaveChapelle "It's anti-free speech to make me stop making jokes about trans people. But it's not anti-free speech to make me stop making jokes about the Saudis."
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
#DaveChapelle "It's anti-free speech to make me stop making jokes about trans people. But it's not anti-free speech to make me stop making jokes about the Saudis."
Wind draught?
Burgum: "There was just a report out -- all of these European wind companies, they've had a wind drought ... All of those European companies are reporting earnings below expectations because the wind didn't blow as hard this summer as they expected it to do."
September 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wind draught?
Trump: I could shoot someone on fifth Avenue and no one would care.
Today Trump: I just murdered 14 people in boats on the ocean and no one cares.
Today Trump: I just murdered 14 people in boats on the ocean and no one cares.
September 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump: I could shoot someone on fifth Avenue and no one would care.
Today Trump: I just murdered 14 people in boats on the ocean and no one cares.
Today Trump: I just murdered 14 people in boats on the ocean and no one cares.
I just canceled Disney+
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I just canceled Disney+
This is brilliant. More please.
How Arjen Lubach (Dutch late night talk show host) reacts to Kimmel being canceled by Trump
September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is brilliant. More please.
My brother works for Lowe's. He said on Monday morning every single price in the store is going up. Thanks Trump.
September 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My brother works for Lowe's. He said on Monday morning every single price in the store is going up. Thanks Trump.
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
@daveweigel.bsky.social
I've seen enough. I'm calling it. We live in a fascist state and my anonymous bluesky handle isn't going to save me.
I've seen enough. I'm calling it. We live in a fascist state and my anonymous bluesky handle isn't going to save me.
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@daveweigel.bsky.social
I've seen enough. I'm calling it. We live in a fascist state and my anonymous bluesky handle isn't going to save me.
I've seen enough. I'm calling it. We live in a fascist state and my anonymous bluesky handle isn't going to save me.
They're saying Trump as "early dementia." What exactly about his dementia is "early?"
www.thedailybeast.com/this-isnt-no...
www.thedailybeast.com/this-isnt-no...
‘This Isn’t Normal’: Psychologists Sound Alarm on Trump Dozing Off
Two clinical psychologists point to evidence on their podcast that the president might be showing early signs of dementia.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They're saying Trump as "early dementia." What exactly about his dementia is "early?"
www.thedailybeast.com/this-isnt-no...
www.thedailybeast.com/this-isnt-no...
We know the perfect woman for Trump doesn't have a head. But does she also have no arms so she can't struggle?
Can’t quite put my finger on why, but somehow the actual doodle makes it so much worse and more disgusting.
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We know the perfect woman for Trump doesn't have a head. But does she also have no arms so she can't struggle?
SCOTUS: You can't consider race while considering college applications.
SCOTUS: You can consider race for... walking around outside.
SCOTUS: You can consider race for... walking around outside.
The Supreme Court, using its "emergency docket," goes full-in with the Trump administration's White Supremacy, ruling that that the government *can* apprehend people simply for appearing of sounding too Mexicany.
September 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
SCOTUS: You can't consider race while considering college applications.
SCOTUS: You can consider race for... walking around outside.
SCOTUS: You can consider race for... walking around outside.
I travel a lot for work. My wife is a fed and forced into the office five days a week. Trump is the reason I can't have a dog. I fucking hate him.
August 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I travel a lot for work. My wife is a fed and forced into the office five days a week. Trump is the reason I can't have a dog. I fucking hate him.
If you ever wondered what you'd do if you had lived in Nazi Germany, well, you're doing it right now. We all are.
Did you think, "I wouldn't just go along like all those Germans did." Well, here's your chance. Our chance.
(not completely original. Saw something similar-ish earlier today)
Did you think, "I wouldn't just go along like all those Germans did." Well, here's your chance. Our chance.
(not completely original. Saw something similar-ish earlier today)
August 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If you ever wondered what you'd do if you had lived in Nazi Germany, well, you're doing it right now. We all are.
Did you think, "I wouldn't just go along like all those Germans did." Well, here's your chance. Our chance.
(not completely original. Saw something similar-ish earlier today)
Did you think, "I wouldn't just go along like all those Germans did." Well, here's your chance. Our chance.
(not completely original. Saw something similar-ish earlier today)