He’s wanted to declare martial law from day one.

Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant.

Many have speculated how he’d do it.

Now his gambit is clear.

DC was a test.

He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities.

This is not a drill.

Democracy is at defcon 1.

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

“I knew this was going to be amateur hour, but once you see it up close, you don’t fully appreciate the level of ineptitude it required to make something look this nice yet be so functionally inefficient at the same time.“
-Princess Donut, Dungeon Crawler Carl

Someone asked me for some Red Beans smooches.

I can never turn down a chance to serve some smooching Red Beans.

#Beanstalked #OC #OCsky

I went out last night with a dyslexic experimental physicist (sorta like a quantum mechanic) who was so excited I knew about the Higgs boson he sprang a hadron during dinner.

I’m less a man whore and more a lesbian whore as a man

Bowsette > Princess daisy > Princess Peach

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