Tim Oldland
@timoldland.bsky.social
Owner of Bespoke Chargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”
Tim’s Monday Motivation:
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Tim’s Monday Motivation:
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
Well isn’t that just utter perfection?
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Well isn’t that just utter perfection?
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes.
collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…
Are you fucking kidding me? Is simple reading comprehension not a requirement in life these days then? A 7yr old could decipher that mysterious cryptograph. Do you want it to say ‘EACH CAR GO IN ONE BY ONE HURR DURR’ in fucking Comic Sans?
Better signs would help. ‘Merge in turn’ means nothing unless you already know what it means
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? Is simple reading comprehension not a requirement in life these days then? A 7yr old could decipher that mysterious cryptograph. Do you want it to say ‘EACH CAR GO IN ONE BY ONE HURR DURR’ in fucking Comic Sans?
One of the cats left a partially chewed BAT in the kitchen this morning.
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
One of the cats left a partially chewed BAT in the kitchen this morning.
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Reposted by Tim Oldland
I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
If it’s wrong to love this, then I don’t wanna be right…
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
1999 Cadillac Seville Red Automatic, 4 speed Right Hand D...
1999 Cadillac Seville Red Automatic, 4 speed Right Hand Drive in London, United Kingdom - For Sale | Car & Classic, £5,000 *Note: Quick s...
www.carandclassic.com
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If it’s wrong to love this, then I don’t wanna be right…
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red?
Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social
www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418
Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.
Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!
September 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!
Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Reposted by Tim Oldland
We haven’t been this excited about opening a wheel box since that very first Fuchs. Gorgeous Speedline alloy from the Clio Williams going to be making a display unit for @everythingelectric.bsky.social Farnborough on 11/12th Oct. We’ll be next to the Renault stand 😁👍
August 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
We haven’t been this excited about opening a wheel box since that very first Fuchs. Gorgeous Speedline alloy from the Clio Williams going to be making a display unit for @everythingelectric.bsky.social Farnborough on 11/12th Oct. We’ll be next to the Renault stand 😁👍
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
August 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
I reckon I’ll be okay!
(The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’
August 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’
Went to see the War of the Worlds Immersive Experience in London yesterday. If you’re a fan of the Jeff Wayne WOTW it’s a must-do, absolutely brilliant fun. My 12yr old loved it too, VR headsets, actors, music, just great. Not even expensive for London either, £45/ticket. 10/10!
August 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Went to see the War of the Worlds Immersive Experience in London yesterday. If you’re a fan of the Jeff Wayne WOTW it’s a must-do, absolutely brilliant fun. My 12yr old loved it too, VR headsets, actors, music, just great. Not even expensive for London either, £45/ticket. 10/10!
I should really start a Bespoke Chargers BS account, but until then....
July 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I should really start a Bespoke Chargers BS account, but until then....
Cars I didn’t know even existed yet spotted in a car park #326: The Fiat Tipo Cross
July 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Cars I didn’t know even existed yet spotted in a car park #326: The Fiat Tipo Cross
🚨 INCREDIBLY AWESOME AUTOZAM AZ-1 FOR SALE ALERT!!!! 🚨
www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/...
@sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social
www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/...
@sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
🚨 INCREDIBLY AWESOME AUTOZAM AZ-1 FOR SALE ALERT!!!! 🚨
www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/...
@sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social
www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/...
@sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social
Outstandingly bonkers.
Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵
June 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Outstandingly bonkers.
Haven’t done it for ages, but quite chuffed with that 😂
Wordle 1,444 2/6
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Wordle 1,444 2/6
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June 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Haven’t done it for ages, but quite chuffed with that 😂
Wordle 1,444 2/6
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Wordle 1,444 2/6
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Reposted by Tim Oldland
Manufacturer: [Installs nothing but giant screens in a vehicle]
Manufacturer: [Installs driver monitoring system in vehicle to ensure driver isn’t looking at giant screens]
Driver: [menu.submenu.submenu.foglight:on]
Vehicle: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE ROAD! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD?
Driver: 🤬
Manufacturer: [Installs driver monitoring system in vehicle to ensure driver isn’t looking at giant screens]
Driver: [menu.submenu.submenu.foglight:on]
Vehicle: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE ROAD! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD?
Driver: 🤬
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Manufacturer: [Installs nothing but giant screens in a vehicle]
Manufacturer: [Installs driver monitoring system in vehicle to ensure driver isn’t looking at giant screens]
Driver: [menu.submenu.submenu.foglight:on]
Vehicle: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE ROAD! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD?
Driver: 🤬
Manufacturer: [Installs driver monitoring system in vehicle to ensure driver isn’t looking at giant screens]
Driver: [menu.submenu.submenu.foglight:on]
Vehicle: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE ROAD! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD?
Driver: 🤬
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Gone in 2 Minutes.
Gone in 2 Minutes.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Eight Weddings and Two Funerals
Eight Weddings and Two Funerals
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
An Excess of Good Men
An Excess of Good Men
May 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Gone in 2 Minutes.
Gone in 2 Minutes.
I hate painting. The interior wall kind. God it’s tedious.
May 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I hate painting. The interior wall kind. God it’s tedious.