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alternate universe idea: an intern is asked what the new jet should be called. knowing no one else for pick up on it, the US military announces their new jet, the "F-22 Faptor"
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
alternatehistoryidea: Gaben stays with microsoft and heads the video game division. an internal version of valve forms that fights against widnows and microsoft managment. eventually the team leaves to form valve but all their previous work is owned by microsoft.

half life 1 sucks and so does steam
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
my oxygen deprived brain: *brief flashes of deep sleep with some blurry images of dreams*
my cpap assisted oxygenated brain: *the most fucked up stuff that would make Freud quit cocaine*
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if you live in the U.S. i fear for your safety
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
alternate universe idea: the UK has tv detector vans that actually work. the government gives tv licence people secret police powers accidentally. TV detector vans roam the country arresting people of terror charges. the people revolt and use antennaes as weapons to make a statement. the UK falls
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
alternate universe idea: Microsoft licences the linux kernel and bases windows off it. Windox is a paid service still but interest in the gnu / linux explodes. early adoption accelerates development. we get the steam machine in 2007 with the orange box pre installed
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Alternate universe idea: soup frog in @grebcomics.bsky.social likes spaghetti instead.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
alternate universe idea: lego goes bankrupt in the mid 2000's. fans scramble to buy up the last of the official bricks. years later people start maing their own plastic to 3D print their own bricks. people start smuggling lego bricks into countries to sell to lego brick addicts
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
alternate universe idea: Netflix cancels stranger things after season 1. fans start making fan episodes to continue the story. fans disagree on where the story should go. the community fractures into the "11 dies at the end of season 2" and "11 becomes god and stops 9 11" groups
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
alternate universe idea: Dyatlov has a second ciggarette and is unable to stop the technicians from shutting down reactor 4. no test is performed. the soviet union lasts until... 1996
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
alternate universe idea: Kevin Smith keeps the OG ending, the movie flops, he goes back to working at the store.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@killjamesbond.bsky.social hey. if you are still doing hiest movies will you do the original taking of pelham one two three?
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
this song becomes more and more relevant so im posting it before I cant

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039...
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November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
what if chess but instead of one inch squares its one inches of movement
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
@nanoraptor.danamania.com , have you seen @smileynerd.bsky.social colour gamboy camera stuff?
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
[YTP] Please Clean Your VH-ASS
YouTube video by cs188
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October 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
any yall know how to get an exe running in bottles to "See" a specific file path?

Darthmod launcher cant get to the user.script and so cant launch napoleon total war
September 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
ayo, who can I commission to make a custom font?
September 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
cyberpunk stuff is so cool. so glad that doesn't happen in real life though
August 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Reposted
June 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted
Spent too much time making this.
#switch2 #meme #nintendo #joycons
Inspired by @toffeebun.bsky.social #NintendoPlap
April 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@helldivers2.bsky.social hey. 500kg barrage stratagem when?
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM