Tobias River
@tobiasriver.bsky.social
Reader, writer, crafter, queer
They/them
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏳️🌈🐉
They/them
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I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
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can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize in literature
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize in literature
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Classics for children including titles by E.B. White, John Masefield, Somadeva, Roald Dahl, Michael Rosen, Jenny Nimmo, Benjamin Zephaniah, Vijaydan Detha, Rosemary Sutcliff, Jacqueline Woodson and Sane Guruji. schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/class... #teachersofX #kidlit
Classics for children
Classics for children with titles by E.B. White, John Masefield, Somadeva, Michael Rosen, Jenny Nimmo, Vijaydan Detha & Sane Guruji.
schoolreadinglist.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Classics for children including titles by E.B. White, John Masefield, Somadeva, Roald Dahl, Michael Rosen, Jenny Nimmo, Benjamin Zephaniah, Vijaydan Detha, Rosemary Sutcliff, Jacqueline Woodson and Sane Guruji. schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/class... #teachersofX #kidlit
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"Billionaires are why we have tech and jobs!" Wrong. Publicly-funded R&D is. Stop worshipping billionaires for what teachers, scientists, and taxpayers made possible.
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Billionaires are why we have tech and jobs!" Wrong. Publicly-funded R&D is. Stop worshipping billionaires for what teachers, scientists, and taxpayers made possible.
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☝🏻For those of you who want to be inclusive, but aren't quite clear on how to use ALT text, here's a good reference! 👇🏻
It's time for the "How to do ALT text" image again.
Writing a perfect ALT text is impossible, but please try 💚!
Visually impairment is a wide spectrum and doesn't keep people from loving the visual arts.
🐡 #art #kleinekunstklasse #artadventcalendar
Writing a perfect ALT text is impossible, but please try 💚!
Visually impairment is a wide spectrum and doesn't keep people from loving the visual arts.
🐡 #art #kleinekunstklasse #artadventcalendar
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
☝🏻For those of you who want to be inclusive, but aren't quite clear on how to use ALT text, here's a good reference! 👇🏻
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This is how Spanish TV announced the boycott of Eurovision
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is how Spanish TV announced the boycott of Eurovision
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
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The roller derby community has come together in a show of solidarity for transgender rights following the Supreme Court's ruling on the legal definition of a woman.
👉 www.itv.com/news/granada...
👉 www.itv.com/news/granada...
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The roller derby community has come together in a show of solidarity for transgender rights following the Supreme Court's ruling on the legal definition of a woman.
👉 www.itv.com/news/granada...
👉 www.itv.com/news/granada...
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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"What would ‘The Big Yin’ make of spray-on Viagra? Where would you spray it if you bought it? What effect might it have? Might it become addictive?"
#ChristmasShopping
#ChristmasShopping
Christmas shopping, big city lights and spray-on Viagra
It’s that wonderful time of year when the annual Christmas shopping expedition to the high street is undertaken by the otherwise ‘sofa man’
bylines.scot
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"What would ‘The Big Yin’ make of spray-on Viagra? Where would you spray it if you bought it? What effect might it have? Might it become addictive?"
#ChristmasShopping
#ChristmasShopping
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The Blenheim Estate lost an oak, and as they like their fallen trees to remain in place to encourage wildlife, they asked artist Matthew Crabb to do his magic
Photo: Pete Seaward
Photo: Pete Seaward
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Blenheim Estate lost an oak, and as they like their fallen trees to remain in place to encourage wildlife, they asked artist Matthew Crabb to do his magic
Photo: Pete Seaward
Photo: Pete Seaward
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Just because it’s Christmas (and at Christmas you tell the truth)...
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just because it’s Christmas (and at Christmas you tell the truth)...
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
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Let me just say something.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Let me just say something.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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![ICE Agent Tries to Impress Women by Showing Scar From Injury Sustained While Tackling Child [pic of guy showing scar on tummy] the hard times](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreigaoentn6td6kc3gjlcjdbbvs7zhpbhka4vbmdhqyqyuotmoqcppa@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the mann...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Yo, I can't stop laughing at this
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yo, I can't stop laughing at this
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
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Oh I knew he’d win. Now, it may just be a rumor, but I’ve heard that Gov. Walz is the front runner for Arby’s First Annual Physics Prize and Gov. Pritzker is a shoe-in for Costco’s First Prize to be awarded in Economics. If true, congrats are in order to all the esteemed winners.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Oh I knew he’d win. Now, it may just be a rumor, but I’ve heard that Gov. Walz is the front runner for Arby’s First Annual Physics Prize and Gov. Pritzker is a shoe-in for Costco’s First Prize to be awarded in Economics. If true, congrats are in order to all the esteemed winners.
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Aren't these the same people that complain about the "everybody gets a trophy" crowd?????
at least when i was a child and we would play make-believe games and have make-believe medals, we knew that it was all made up and not reality. we have a president who has less sense than a child.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Aren't these the same people that complain about the "everybody gets a trophy" crowd?????
I too, have just been awarded a peace prize. I gave it to myself because, in a novel I am writing I wrote peace and ended a war, that I had also wrote.
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I too, have just been awarded a peace prize. I gave it to myself because, in a novel I am writing I wrote peace and ended a war, that I had also wrote.
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Marketing scams aimed at writers via email are on the uptick. Here’s the latest list of scammers. Don’t click on their email; do send it to spam:
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Marketing scams aimed at writers via email are on the uptick. Here’s the latest list of scammers. Don’t click on their email; do send it to spam:
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer