🍅 Tomato
@tomatojamsalad.bsky.social
A thread of the unravelling world
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
damn i mean maybe we should tax the ummm the uhhhhhh maybe we should tax the rich
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
damn i mean maybe we should tax the ummm the uhhhhhh maybe we should tax the rich
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
but fr what is it about raising a kid on a handsome estate in shropshire that will make him a f*ggot
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
but fr what is it about raising a kid on a handsome estate in shropshire that will make him a f*ggot
any British 19th-20th century history is an exercise in posthumous gaydar
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
any British 19th-20th century history is an exercise in posthumous gaydar
those ginger enbies ...
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
those ginger enbies ...
never been made
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
never been made
me when haughty odes to the impartial, accessible national treasure of the BBC are plastered on my feed after decades of it having been a shoddy govt mouthpiece or a torrent of a dozen regrettable British series. tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
me when haughty odes to the impartial, accessible national treasure of the BBC are plastered on my feed after decades of it having been a shoddy govt mouthpiece or a torrent of a dozen regrettable British series. tbh.
been thinking a lot all day about how it really might be hopeless, and how if it’s not, i’m losing so many years feeling like it is
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
been thinking a lot all day about how it really might be hopeless, and how if it’s not, i’m losing so many years feeling like it is
my aim for the next 40 or 50 if i’m lucky years is to 1 become a defensible person for whom life is not about simply holding on and 2 to undo an eight-billionth of the world’s doom and i wonder if i can do that in 40-50 years really
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my aim for the next 40 or 50 if i’m lucky years is to 1 become a defensible person for whom life is not about simply holding on and 2 to undo an eight-billionth of the world’s doom and i wonder if i can do that in 40-50 years really
yeah so if anybody needs me i'll be leading them to paradise
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
yeah so if anybody needs me i'll be leading them to paradise
i love when guys on grindr say hunks to the front or doms to the front or whatever like how about YOU go to the front and drive the hated Hun out of Belgium you little shirker
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i love when guys on grindr say hunks to the front or doms to the front or whatever like how about YOU go to the front and drive the hated Hun out of Belgium you little shirker
this is a completely batshit take btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
this is a completely batshit take btw
this is because of the mass software developer layoffs in the last 2 years btw
Funko is $250 million in debt.
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this is because of the mass software developer layoffs in the last 2 years btw
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i keep having to spend my weekend doing stuff that isn’t fun :(
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i keep having to spend my weekend doing stuff that isn’t fun :(
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It's getting chillier so Ricky's started loafing on the grill at night
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's getting chillier so Ricky's started loafing on the grill at night
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
me @ myself in november
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
me @ myself in november
ask not for whom the labu bu's
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ask not for whom the labu bu's
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
i like HoI4 obviously but among its players you really will find the dumbest fucks on the planet. you’d think a history game would attract more thunk
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
i like HoI4 obviously but among its players you really will find the dumbest fucks on the planet. you’d think a history game would attract more thunk
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Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who aren’t subs 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who aren’t subs 🤔
[during] SPLIT THE G. SPLIT THE G
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[during] SPLIT THE G. SPLIT THE G